The live broadcast has ended, and the next thing is to watch the feature film broadcast of Beijing Satellite TV, all the cameras in the center of the stage have been evacuated, all the live broadcast staff have finished work, and all the invited guests have also left the show collectively, because the feature film program plus advertising time, about 89 minutes of broadcasting, if you want to see the final result, you have to wait for a while, there is no need to stay here and wait. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The staff invited some of the guests to get in the car and send them to the five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.

In the gymnasium, after applauding and sending off the guests, the vast majority of students still chose to stay to watch the big screen, especially the students of the film academy, they were particularly curious about what kind of film Zhang Guoli would make when he first came into contact with variety shows.

At 8 o'clock, the 60-second gold advertisement began, followed by the GM Buick GL8 commercial vehicle advertisement, the tourism promotion and investment advertisement of Zhongjing Xingguo Film and Television City, a laundry detergent company, and an aristocratic drinking water, all of which were sponsors of "Let's Cross".

"They are all rich dogs!"

"It's normal, the program is good, advertising companies are flocking to it, and they have to grab it, and no matter how high the advertising fee is, some people are willing to pay. The show is not good, and no one cares about the cheapest advertising space! ”

"It's the era of market economy! But the more this happens, the more relieved I am, which means that the quality is not bad! I'm afraid that this show is sparse and disgusting to watch. ”

The audience seized the time to leave messages on the Internet, chatting hotly, and as soon as the advertisement ended, few people chatted, and they were all watching the show seriously.

"What is crossing?"

A line of black letters appeared, arousing everyone's interest, and suddenly, the shot of Doraemon and Nobita riding on a time machine appeared on the big screen, and countless people laughed!

"I'll go!"

Countless people scolded in their hearts, is this Nima ruining childhood? Is there such a play?

Nobita and Doraemon walk out of the time tunnel and enter the prehistoric era, but the camera slowly zooms out, and this scene becomes a thinking bubble, and a very ordinary-looking script editor appears in the camera, squinting at Doraemon's bubble, shaking his head to pop it, and creating another thought bubble next to it.

This time it became the Terminator, the robot went back in time through the time machine, trying to kill the human leader, and the battle scene was very hot, but this thought bubble was quickly punctured by the script editor, and he shook his head, this is not right either.

The third thinking bubble appeared, the protagonist was Zhang Guoli, he was wearing modern clothes, and suddenly crossed to the scene of the battle between the Qin army and the Zhao army, a military general with full armor and a war horse brandished a spear and charged him, Zhang Guoli was so frightened that his face was like earth, he raised his right hand, jumped up on the spot, and swished into the fourth thinking bubble.

But the fourth one turned out to be the prehistoric era, in a discovery channel's "Prehistoric Dinosaur World" footage, Zhang Guoli swooped down from the sky, and not far away, four velociraptors who were tearing the corpses of herbivorous dinosaurs heard the sound, and turned their heads in unison to look at Zhang Guoli, stained with flesh and blood and salivation, fierce eyes, and claws that made people feel frightened, Zhang Guoli was so frightened that he flew away again, this time directly behind the script editor.

Syllable!

Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor on the back of the head: "What are the things that are written in the script?" Can't you be fully prepared in advance and make a good crossing? What about the historians and professors I brought in? ”

Whoosh!

The historian and professor instantly appear in the camera, sitting in the chair behind the two, wearing glasses, picking up a book from the thick stack of books in front of them, and several people enthusiastically discuss the details of ancient history.

Zhang Guoli continued to ask: "What about the staff I hired with high salaries?" ”

Whoosh!

A group of staff members dressed in various costumes and holding different equipment appeared in the camera, and various high-end and complex equipment told the audience one thing, the production team's hardware equipment bunker.

"I invited the ancient literature teacher, martial arts guide, ancient legal consultant, costume designer ......"

With Zhang Guoli's introduction, more and more professions appear in the camera, and they are about to be unable to fit, and the camera is getting farther and farther away, I am afraid that there will be a team of hundreds of people, everyone performing their own duties, and they are all serving the program "Let's Cross".

Zhang Guoli asked the script editor one last time: "Tell me, why did we make such thorough preparations?" ”

The script editor touched the back of his head, and finally showed a suddenly realized expression: "Because we want to make a historical travel program that has no predecessors and no one since, the most professional, the most exquisite, but the least serious in history!" ”

Whoosh!

Everyone was from the camera, and in the next second, the city wall of [Jianghu City] appeared on the screen, swishing, and everyone crossed here collectively, everyone was busy, Zhang Guoli appeared in the camera, holding the microphone and shouting: "Let's cross for the first time, start now!" ”

Syllable!

When the machine is turned on, the music appears, and the opening of a hand-painted section is made.

All kinds of funny emojis kept appearing, and all the stars showed their faces, cartoon-like bodies, and faces that made people want to laugh when they saw them, and appeared in the wheel of history in turn, as if waiting for a bus at a post station.

China up and down 5,000 years of history, any period has something worth remembering, too many periods are worth traveling back to take a look, when the audience saw the Qing Dynasty Shanhaiguan, the Ming Dynasty sea ships, the Song Dynasty beacon fire, the Yuan Dynasty grassland, the Tang Dynasty prosperous, the Six Kingdoms melee, all kinds of post station road signs appeared in turn under the wheel of history, everyone was excited.

"Bunker! I bet it's a brand new genre that has never been seen before, and as long as it's done well, this show can do it for 100 years! ”

"The history of Chinese civilization for more than 5,000 years is worn once a week, and when and month do you wear it?"

"It's absolutely no problem for this show to live for ten years or eight years!"

The audience is all talking about it, and they are full of praise for the beginning of this creativity, there are few variety shows that are so joyful, like storytelling, a few simple shots, plus uncomplicated special effects, quickly give the audience an intuitive concept, it turns out that this is really a quite sincere program group.

Finally, the picture changes to a modern city, and the funny script editor appears in the camera again, writing a diary.

A line of words appeared on the screen on the typewriter: "On August 21, the program team received a notice from the Time and Space Administration Bureau, asking the crossing team to deposit the crossing funds, but the chief director is now poor and can't even afford to pay his salary, so he can only find a way to borrow money from the members of the crossing team......"

Puff ha~~~

Seeing that the post-production put Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait on the p, crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.

The students in the gymnasium laughed miserably, Zhang Guoli is the dean, no one has ever dared to ridicule him like this, although he is the director of this show, but the director is also extremely miserable, this sudden change of character image is definitely a huge laugh that film school students can't avoid!

Next is the performance of the six guests, either confused, or obedient, or distrustful, for the requirement of whether to save money, each star has his own real performance, these stars live in a modern metropolis, enjoy the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not know what the crossing is like, nor do they know how poor the crew is, and the poor have to borrow money from them.

"Haha! I'm looking forward to seeing their faces when they know the truth! ”

"This is the well-prepared program team? Tickle me to death~~~"

"The unreliable production team~~ Unreliable artists~~ Look at Xiao Yueyue! I'll go! ”

The audience is crazy, Xiao Yueyue's deposit is 0, and Yang An's deposit is also 0, the two of them are extremely firm, and they are full of words, saying that they will not be deceived or anything, the audience all understands in their hearts that these two people will definitely be killed by the program team in a while!

Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City to prepare to cross, the first pit came, the deposit account determines the identity, the performance of these six people is absolutely wonderful, this plot is called a hundred turns and thousands of times, that is called a reversal reversal and reversal, that is called a pretending to be forced to slap the face, from the announcement of the meaning of saving money, to the completion of the identity distribution, the audience has not stopped laughing!

"I'm struggling~~ My face is swollen with laughter!"

"My grandpa's dentures are all laughing off!"

"Damn, the coffee sprayed a carpet, and Lao Tzu was kneeling on the keyboard at this time! It's all caused by this rotten show! ”

"The mask is white...... Boom...... I couldn't stick it at all, and I was laughing the whole time......"

"My daughter doesn't write her homework, saying that Mom and Dad, you are laughing too loudly in the living room, and she wants to watch it too!"

The audience has been discussing online in real time, each has its own performance, but basically all of them are laughing, and the show is really as I just said, it is a funny show!

In the next hour, the audience was really happy, a group of people traveled back to the end of the Yuan Dynasty and the beginning of the Ming Dynasty, and entered the world of Heaven and Dragon Slayer, this setting made countless people excited.

Four people entered the six major factions, and two unlucky people joined the Ming Sect, and such an obvious camp confrontation made the audience look forward to it.

Unconsciously, the first episode is over, and the villain played by Zhang Guoli Yuanzhen Old Bald Donkey ended up and set up a big conspiracy, leaving a big suspense for the national audience, and next week's plot must be the biggest high dynasty in the whole world - the decisive battle against Guangmingding!

"! That's it? ”

"Daddy! I want to see the six major factions besieging Mingjiao! ”

"I said~~~ Zhou Zhiruo is Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why not tell us? ”

"Which one is Zhang Wuji? Is it Brother Yang? Or Xiao Yueyue? I want to know!!!! ”

"Ahhhh Is Xiao Yueyue playing Zhang Wuji? ”

"Bad silver, liars, tricks...... Woowoo...... Is it going to be another week to wait? Why is there such a show, I don't feel like I will love it anymore! ”

"I don't feel like I'm going to laugh anymore!"

The audience was all depressed, this plot card was too ecstatic, and when it came to the critical moment, it was out of context!

This is literally killing the audience! (To be continued.) )