Blushing what?

Refreshed.

Why is it yellow again?

Hehehehehehehe, cold-proof wax.

Why is it green again?

My dear, don't you know, those glasses are so powerful.

Zhu Xiaojun wore that pair of glasses, first saw the ** of the two girls, and then found that he could actually see the depths through the surface of the body, the muscles, blood vessels, internal organs, and bones of the human body......

In addition to being surprised, Zhu Xiaojun glanced at the brains of the two girls, in addition to the clear brain structure, he actually received the ideological information of the two girls.

- Qin Lu fell in love with the little girl who was gentle...... I'm going to go, this kind of liking is actually ...... , I didn't even find out for more than ten years, Boss Qin turned out to be a Lala......

――Gentle, this little girl turned out to be just a buddy...... Oh, this little girl is really simple, and she has no concept of men and women at all......

――With the mirror in hand, I have ...... in the world Haha, hahaha......

- Ha ...... Lao Tzu, what's the matter? Why are you so dizzy......

'bia' - 'duang', Zhu Xiaojun fell on his back, and his head knocked over the trash can in the living room.

"Zhu Xiaojun, what's wrong with you?"

"Dead pig's head, what are you crazy about?"

The two girls on the couch exclaimed at the same time.

Zhu Xiaojun, who was lying on the ground, was motionless.

After all, Gentleness was simple, and he didn't know what was going on, so he hurriedly took two steps forward to shake Zhu Xiaojun, while Qin Lu stretched out his hand and stretched out his hand to Zhu Xiaojun's left ear: "Let me come, see if he dares to pretend to be dead!" ”

For many years, every time Zhu Xiaojun pretended to be dead in front of Qin Lu, he was cracked by her trick.

But this time, it was an exception.

Zhu Xiaojun really passed out.

How?

In the end, it was the people's police who could stay calm when they encountered something, and Qin Lu hurriedly called the 120 emergency number.

The great 120 grinded, I don't know whether intentionally or unintentionally, I went to the wrong intersection and then went back around, and finally made up half an hour to arrive.

As soon as the 120 doctors and nurses entered the house, Zhu Xiaojun woke up.

"Playing with us on purpose?" Doctors of 120 questioned it.

The best way to deal with this kind of skepticism is to pay quickly.

Qin Lu pointed at Zhu Xiaojun, and then nodded to the doctor of 120, and the doctor of 120 immediately took out a calculator, crackled and pressed it, and then quoted a price: "250!" ”

"Lie down! It's much easier than robbing a bank! Zhu Xiaojun muttered, and under the pressure of Qin Lu's cannibalistic gaze, he took out three Grandpa Mao from his pocket: "Don't look for it, just take it as a tip!" ”

Doctor 120 glared at each other and shook out a fifty bill: "We are clearly marked, 250 is 250, and there is absolutely no tip." ”

After sending away 120, Zhu Xiaojun hid in the bedroom with the pair of glasses under the pretext that he was still a little uncomfortable.

After entering the bedroom, Zhu Xiaojun began to think about the problem:

First, the gentle little girl has worn these glasses, and there is no abnormality, Qin Lu's goods are very familiar with this pair of glasses, and it is likely that she has also worn them, and she should not have been able to find any abnormalities.

Second, aren't these glasses really for men? Or just now...... Lao Tzu himself hallucinated?

Thirdly, why is there only one lens left in these glasses?

Thinking is also thinking in vain, Zhu Xiaojun can't think of a reason at all.

Zhu Xiaojun, who was confused, took his glasses and stood by the window, and a couple happened to come downstairs, Zhu Xiaojun couldn't help but be curious, and put on his glasses again.

Uh-ho-ho

What caught Zhu Xiaojun's eyes was a wonderful scene, the woman was just like Qin Lu and Gentle, she was seen as a beautiful **, and the man was no different.

With the experience of being stunned by these glasses, Zhu Xiaojun didn't dare to wear them for a long time, and quickly took off his glasses.

It turns out that the artifact of this lens only works on women!

Maybe Zhu Xiaojun's orientation is very normal, he is not interested in men, and he can look at women...... Enough is enough!

Thinking of women, naturally thought of gentleness, and when he thought of gentleness, Zhu Xiaojun became angry: How could that dead girl not be interested in Lao Tzu? This, this is too unreasonable!

Zhu Xiaojun, who was resentful, remembered the ** of the two beauties he saw before he fainted, and his little heart suddenly fluttered, and he secretly opened the door of the bedroom through a crack, holding the pair of glasses, wanting to enjoy the beautiful scenery again.

However, the living room was empty.

Zhu Xiaojun walked out, found the kitchen, bathroom and another bedroom, and found that he was alone in the whole room.

Although I couldn't see the ** of the two beauties again, the picture I once saw lingered, tickling Zhu Xiaojun's heart.

Jerking off?

If you don't make a hair, how can you calm down this fluttering little heart?

Just when Zhu Xiaojun opened his posture and was about to stroke happily, he found that he was ......

Can't stand up?

It turned out that the thing that was bleeding at the slightest stimulus actually changed its temper, and no matter how Zhu Xiaojun fiddled, it just ignored it and didn't react.

At this moment, Zhu Xiaojun panicked.

What a sad thing for a man, that thing doesn't work!

A young man, that thing is not good, what a cruel reality!

You don't need to think about it at all, even if you only use your toes, you can conclude that it must be a side effect of that pair of glasses!

Zhu Xiaojun looked at the magic glasses in his hand, sighed, and closed the bedroom window. He wanted to throw the culprit out, but he was a little reluctant, and after hesitating again and again, he put away the pair of glasses.

Since the side effects of vertigo can be restored, shouldn't the other side effects also be restored?

Although this is just self-comfort, it is better to have comfort than no comfort, and it is better to have sustenance than no sustenance.

Zhu Xiaojun, who had found some comfort and sustenance for himself, lay on his back on the big bed in the bedroom, his eyes looked straight at the ceiling, and his two hands went to fiddle with the thing in his crotch sooner or later to see if he felt it back.

I felt that I definitely didn't come back, but Qin Lu and Wen Rou came back, these two girls carried big bags and small bags into the door, and as soon as they entered the house, they shouted: "Dead pig's head, have you slept enough?" My mother didn't even go to work for your kennel......"

Gentle, this dead girl, also learned badly with Qin Lu: "Dead pig's head, come out quickly, Sister Lu has bought a lot of delicious food!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun wandered out of the bedroom, and just happened to hear Qin Lu whispering to Wen Wen: "These delicious foods were bought by my sister for you, don't let the dead pig's head take advantage." ”

An inadvertent sentence involved Zhu Xiaojun's thousands of nerves, and he sighed: "Even if Lao Tzu wants to take advantage of her, he has to have that ability?" ”

Qin Lu understood Zhu Xiaojun's words as Zhu Xiaojun's lamentation that he himself was incapable of breaking through her obscenity. And Gentle has mastered a common martial arts trick in film and television dramas: "Dare to take advantage of this girl, be careful of this girl's six-vein divine sword." ”

Zhu Xiaojun pursed his lips and sat down on the sofa. Glancing at the gentle girl, I thought to myself: ri, you are a dead girl and a six-vein divine sword, maybe it will be bad in two days that the poisonous hand of the beast that is not a man or a woman, that goods have practiced one yang finger and two fingers Zen nine yin white bone claws, and you little Nizi enjoys it...... The beast is obviously a Lala, but will this damn girl accept Lala? …… These two little......

Zhu Xiaojun suddenly felt a stream of heat under his crotch......

Heat flux! There's a heat flow in that place!

Zhu Xiaojun was so excited that he almost jumped up.

As a result, Qin Lu twisted his left ear: "You dead pig's head!" You sit without even looking at you? Poor old lady just bought the roast chicken that she didn't have time to eat! ”

Zhu Xiaojun covered his left ear and Qin Lu's hand: "Change one, change your right ear?" ”

Qin Lu is eating a trench and growing wise, and his left ear did not let go and he freed up a hand to twist Zhu Xiaojun's right ear.

In this posture, it would be okay if Zhu Xiaojun had his back to Qin Lu, but Zhu Xiaojun was facing Qin Lu, Qin Lu's two arms were opened to twist Zhu Xiaojun's ears, and as a result, his entire chest was brought to Zhu Xiaojun's face.

What is an earache? What if both ears hurt? Happy days don't come every day, and since you have caught up, you have to enjoy it......

When Qin Lu felt that the lesson to Zhu Xiaojun was almost over and let go of his hand, he found that the chest of his clothes was wet.

Qin Lu was still fighting, but unfortunately he couldn't see Zhu Xiaojun when he turned his face.