The next morning, when Zhu Xiaojun woke up, he found that it was his own bed lying down.

Happenwhatthing？

Zhu Xiaojun struggled to search for yesterday's memory fragments......

――Well, I went out of Quanjude to a KTV last night, and when I set off, Sidan promised him that he would take him to a place with absolute Dongguan standards after singing, and then in the private room of KTV, the bastard asked for a lot of beer......

――How much beer did you drink?

- I don't remember exactly!

――I can still remember that Boss Qin and the bastard occupied a microphone by themselves, and they seemed to be able to sing any song, and they were very good at any song, and Zhu Xiaojun had to accompany them to kill a bottle of beer every time they sang a song.

- And Zhu Xiaojun, what he is most afraid of is mixing wine, so when the two of them were still on the rise, Zhu Xiaojun was a little confused...... The last memory fragment is that Boss Qin walked towards Zhu Xiaojun with a cruel smile and stretched out his claws to Zhu Xiaojun's ears......

- And ...... It's this morning.

Zhu Xiaojun could only smile bitterly, smiling wryly, washing his face and brushing his teeth, and preparing to eat breakfast.

Zhu Xiaojun and his father are very dedicated, from seven o'clock in the morning to ten o'clock in the evening, he must stay at his small clinic, and his mother, that is the backbone aunt of square dance in Pengzhou City, her old man's beautiful dance can be seen in seven or eight squares in the city, and it is all weather.

So, there is no breakfast at home.

Therefore, when Zhu Xiaojun had breakfast, he had already left the house.

After breakfast, Zhu Xiaojun took a taxi and went to the cancer hospital.

On the way back from the provincial capital, Zhu Xiaojun thought about it, he can't live at home in the future, and he can't live in the hospital dormitory, he is a person, it is said that sooner or later he will say two words in a dream, in case he leaked the secret in the dream and led him to breach the contract, then isn't he even more wronged than Dou E?

Zhu Xiaojun plans to rent a house near the cancer hospital.

"Well, I want to rent an elevator room, well, to be decorated, it's best to live in it with a bag, the area, just one bedroom."

"Two bedrooms, it has to be two bedrooms!"

When Zhu Xiaojun turned around, he saw the gentle playful face.

"Why did you come to Pengzhou? Why don't you stay in your Dali country and cultivate your six-vein divine sword, what are you doing in Pengzhou? Also, Lao Tzu rents a house, you can rent whatever you want, it's your business? ”

Zhu Xiaojun was in an uproar, and almost sprayed a gentle spit on Xingzi.

Zhu Xiaojun doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, he is a very gentleman to the little girl, unless the girl's appearance is too shabby. Gentle this girl, if you want to look like you, you have to look like you, and if you put it in the past, Zhu Xiaojun will only swallow desperately when she sees it.

But now it's different, Zhu Xiaojun has seen the gentle eyes of her father, those two yin owls...... It's been three days, and Zhu Xiaojun can't help but shudder when he thinks about it.

"This girl is here to travel the rivers and lakes, and I just happened to meet you. Are you going to rent a house? Then rent a two-bedroom apartment, so that the girl has to go to a hotel. ”

"You want to live with me?"

Zhu Xiaojun's eyes widened.

Happiness came too suddenly, and Zhu Xiaojun didn't even have time to secrete enough hormones, so he could only look at Wen Rou in a daze and then look at the receptionist girl of the real estate agency.

If the receptionist girl wanted to share a house with Lao Tzu, Zhu Xiaojun would definitely agree without hesitation, but gentle this little girl...... Her father's eyes...... Zhu Xiaojun never wants to see him again......

Oh, well, to change it, I should say that I don't dare to see it again......

Also, what would such a young lady do? Sharing a house with her, doesn't Zhu Xiaojun want to become a slave?

"What's wrong? This girl doesn't dislike you, a down-and-out talent, don't you think it's very face-saving? ”

“……”

"Okay, if you really don't want to live with this girl, then, then, then you can lend me some money, right?"

Borrow...... Money?

Zhu Xiaojun was like an electric shock, and even his toenails spasmed.

"I ...... You...... What's ......?"

It just so happened that the mobile phone rang at this time, which simply saved Zhu Xiaojun's life.

took out his mobile phone and glanced at it, half of the little life that had just been saved was immediately lost, and when Zhu Xiaojun answered the phone tremblingly, the remaining half of his life was gone.

"Pighead, you want to rent a house? Grass, why don't you tell me why you rent a house? You fucking adjust your ass, my mother is on the side of the road, you hurry up and roll over for me. ”

Zhu Xiaojun hesitantly, with difficulty, and very reluctantly, turned his head, and sure enough, across the road less than 15.33 meters from the gate of the real estate agency, a seventy percent new police car was parked.

Zhu Xiaojun shrugged at the little girl from the real estate agency, and then showed a smile that he thought was irresponsible: "It's a pity, I'm in a bit of trouble, give me ten minutes to let me get rid of that damn policeman, and then come back to implement this business with you." ”

After saying this, Zhu Xiaojun glanced at the gentleness, who knew that this little girl didn't feel it at all, and still looked at Zhu Xiaojun with a smile.

Zhu Xiaojun moved his steps towards the police car and threatened Wen Rou: "Why are you still following Young Master Ben?" Didn't you see that Young Master Ben was in trouble? The police are coming to the door! Do you know what kind of trouble Master Ben is getting into? ”

Gently staring at a pair of big black eyes, three steps and two steps, followed closely by Zhu Xiaojun.

"Last night, on the bank of the Yellow River, a female corpse was found, who was raped and then killed...... Do you know who the killer is? ”

Gentle, this little girl's breathing became obviously short, a pair of big black eyes flashed a strange light, and she couldn't suppress a kind of excitement in her tone: "It's you!?" ”

Zhu Xiaojun's expression became extremely grim, just behind the butt of the police car, he stopped, nodded slightly, and then ......

"Ouch,! Are you perverted? ”

Qin Lu stuck his waist with one hand, and firmly twisted Zhu Xiaojun's ear with the other hand: "You dead pig's head, what's wrong?" After eating the leopard's gall, dare to resist, right? ”

Zhu Xiaojun wailed: "No, no, I mean you can't always twist my left ear, when the time is right, you should also twist the right ear, right?" To balance, only when there is balance, can we exchange for harmony! ”

Qin Lu thought about it and felt that it really made sense, so he let go of Zhu Xiaojun's left ear and prepared to twist Zhu Xiaojun's right ear.

In this lightning-like gap, Zhu Xiaojun stabbed and escaped from Qin Lu's clutches, quickly opened the car door, and rushed into the car.

In the face of the claws of the beast, Zhu Xiaojun had already practiced a unique skill, that is, he put himself in an absolutely small space, and then desperately covered his ears, so that this beast that was neither male nor female had no way to start.

Sure enough, Qin Lu gave up Zhu Xiaojun's ears and sat in the driver's seat.

"This is your little girlfriend?"

"Hmm."

Zhu Xiaojun curled up in the back seat, and carefully observed Qin Lu's expression in the rearview mirror.

Why can't you see a little bit of vinegar on the faces of this dead girl? Lao Tzu is so handsome and chic...... has been friends with this dead old lady for more than ten years, why hasn't she ever been moved by Lao Tzu?

Qin Lu didn't pay attention to Zhu Xiaojun at all, but showed courtesy to Wen Rou, helped Wen Rou clean up the clutter on the passenger seat, and politely invited Wen Rou to sit in the passenger seat.

"You're going to rent a house, huh? My second aunt has a house, and she accidentally rented it to a neuropathy two years ago, and her heart disease was tossed out. Zhu Xiaojun is my tablemate since junior high school, I can trust him, and this house will be lent to you to use! ”

Zhu Xiaojun curled up in the back seat, thinking in his heart: This is a ball matter! Lao Tzu's own business, what are you fooling with this dead girl who is neither male nor female?

Before Zhu Xiaojun, who was curled up in the back seat, could figure out how to deal with this beast that was neither male nor female, Wen Wen opened his mouth first: "Thank you, sister!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun glanced in the rearview mirror, and from the mirror, he saw the charming smile of Qin Lu, who he had not seen for ten years.

Qin Lu didn't tell a lie, the house she said was next to the tumor hospital, the elevator room, the two-bedroom apartment, the decoration was still high-grade, and there were all kinds of furniture and electrical appliances in the room.

"Are you satisfied?"

Qin Lu's question was obviously gentle, and it seemed that Zhu Xiaojun behind him did not exist at all.

Gentleness came up playful, and he actually rushed over and kissed Qin Lu.

After looking at the house, Qin Lu and Wen Rou were like a pair of good sisters, holding hands and sitting down on the sofa in the living room, and Wen Rou suddenly saw a pair of strange-looking glasses on the coffee table.

"Hey, these glasses are so weird!"

"The original tenant left it and didn't take it with him, and I just kept it because I saw it was special."

Gentleness picked up the pair of glasses and tried them, but she didn't feel anything out of the ordinary.

"Cut, there's also a missing lens, these glasses are nothing special except for the strange shape!"

Zhu Xiaojun glanced at it, and suddenly inexplicably had a strong possessive desire for that pair of glasses.

"What, as the saying goes, a good saddle with a good horse, these glasses are for men, you two little girls...... Of course, the little lady can't see anything better! ”

With Qin Lu's support, she also had a disdain for Zhu Xiaojun, she snorted and threw the pair of glasses to Zhu Xiaojun.

"For my sister's sake, this girl will give this pair of glasses to the little gentleman!"

Little gentleman?

Zhu Xiaojun did not accept this eunuch's title with a strong sense in his heart, you know. Zhu Xiaojun's thing has a European and American style, and on weekdays, he relies on this pride and pride?

Zhu Xiaojun just wanted to target the gentle little girl, but when he turned his eyes, he saw Qin Lu's fierce eyes that were as vicious as lightning knives, and immediately piled up a smile: "Little gentleman, thank you Lord Longen." ”

Now that the glasses are in hand, Zhu Xiaojun will inevitably give them a try.

Belch......

Zhu Xiaojun swallowed.

Quickly took off his glasses, rubbed his eyes, and put them back on.

Belch...... I'm a dear mother!

Belch...... I'm a dad!

Belch...... I'm a mother and a father!

Zhu Xiaojun, who was wearing those glasses, saw Qin Lu and Gentle, and they turned out to be two ** bodies without clothes......