Meow Mi, we didn't earn less today! Let's go, the work of imported cat food! I touched the meow on my shoulder and said with a smile.

Meow Mi has a weak "meow", obviously she is not interested in the four words "imported cat food", this mouth was raised by me The meow taste is not generally picky, in her worldview, eating imported cat food is eating bran vegetables, is chronic suicide! That dry, hard thing doesn't deserve to be called food at all except that it smells like fish!

So what does she like to eat? Love to eat the food I make! This food is more elaborate than people! Whenever I cooked, she squatted on the dining table in the living room, squinted at my back as I cooked, and then jumped to the stove with a cat's step like a leader's inspection, and after meowing at me to show her appreciation, she turned back to the dining table and waited for the delicious food to come.

It's not buddy blowing.,When I chased my girlfriend, in addition to relying on meow to sell cute.,There's also this cooking.,Your cooking skills are absolutely instant canteens and takeaways - of course,It's still not comparable to those chefs.,We're not specialized in this.。

So why don't I cook when I'm so good at cooking? It's very simple, there is no motivation when you are alone, even if you have a meow squatting next to you, you have no motivation! So after I broke up, Meow Mi lived on imported cat food, and she had a lot of resentment about it.

If this thing was clever enough, it would definitely find me a hostess under the temptation of good food - of course, Meow Mi who doesn't have enough brain capacity would never think of this method.

Looking at the pitiful eyes of Meow Mi I feel guilty, she has been with me for more than ten years of life, she is already an elderly grandmother cat, and her vitality is not as full as a few years ago, should I let her leave this world happily? Forget it, work hard in the future, and cook every day!

"What about braised pork ribs and sweet and sour cod?" I asked at Meow.

Hearing this, Meow's eyes suddenly lit up, and her little head kept dotting. Sometimes I always wonder if Meow Mi's little body is hiding a person's soul, otherwise why is she so smart?

See? This cod must be sweet and sour! I've tried to give her spicy cod before, and her response to it was simple – she didn't give a shit and then lunged her ass at me, flicking her tail hard to show her displeasure, and then turned back to me with angry eyes, and in her eyes, it was a ruin to make spicy cod with such a precious ingredient.

I walked into a large supermarket downstairs with Meow Mi, and the packet lady at the entrance of the supermarket didn't stop me - there was a historical reason for that.

In fact, no large supermarket will let a cat in, but meow is an exception. It was more than a year ago, I took Meow Mi to the supermarket, Meow Mi stood on my shoulder like a majestic general inspecting his troops, and before she could get excited, we were stopped by the security guard at the door.

The security guard was a little polite: "Sir, pets are not allowed in this supermarket." ”

I have a lot of complaints about this, meow Mi is not a pet! She is my dearest! Then there was an argument with the security guard.

Remember, don't have random disputes with people in the north, apologize first if you have a problem, because disputes can easily turn into physical conflicts, and strict words can even develop into fights!

How do you tell a joke? In the Northeast, people say, "What do you see? "Don't pick it up randomly, otherwise you will be easily beaten!

So I had an all-out fight with the security guards, and a dozen or so security guards surrounded me and tried to subdue me, and I confronted them directly in a sanda hand-to-hand manner, I remember I said that I was doing part-time work, right? I did do the business of helping people settle things, do you know that no good martial arts can help people settle things? I was beaten and paralyzed a long time ago! Dude has systematically practiced sanda and Northeast hooligan fighting techniques! What a cannon flying foot, a big neck slippery is proficient!

In the end, the fight did not start, and the business manager of the supermarket stepped forward. It was a very beautiful woman, about twenty-six or seventeen years old, about a year or two older than me at that time.

"What's going on? Why fight here? The female manager asked the security captain.

"Manager Xue, this person wants to bring pets into a supermarket, don't the rules and regulations say that pets are prohibited from entering? We're going to stop him from going in, he's not going to do it, and then we're going to do it! "The security captain was indignant and accused me of not being right, and he seemed very aggrieved.

The female manager cast a wonderful eye on me again: "Sir, is what the security captain said the truth?" ”

I nodded wryly: "He's right, but Meow Mi is my relative, I can't throw her a cat here!" She wants to eat fish today and I want to buy her one. Sister, I know that this piece of fish is the freshest here! Don't worry, Meow Mi doesn't like to eat raw things, and will never cause damage to the supermarket - if she brings financial losses to the supermarket, I will pay for it! ”

The female manager just wanted to talk about the rules and regulations, but she saw Meow Mi biting her trouser leg, looking at her with watery eyes, and gently "meowing", and the soft and sweet and greasy voice directly turned the female manager over.

I stretched out my thumbs to Meow Mi in my heart, and it was really a good wingman, not in vain my years of training.

The female manager took Meow Mi into her arms, and Meow Mi pretended to enjoy it and drilled into the valley between the two mountains. Made, it would be nice if I meowed, I haven't enjoyed such a blessing for a long time

Meow Mi looked up at the female manager with great enjoyment, well-behaved and cute, at this moment, I could feel that the female manager's maternal love was about to explode.

"This is your cat?" The female manager asked me.

I nodded: "This is Meow Mi, very well-behaved, very obedient, and very smart." ”

The female manager said to the security captain, "Let him in this time." Then he turned to me and said, "I need to supervise the whole process of your shopping, not to supervise you, but to supervise her - by the way, she is called Meow Mi, right?" ”

The security captain saw that the leader had spoken, and he didn't stop me anymore and let me pass. At the same time, the female manager followed me with Meow Mi in her arms, and she also wanted to see if Meow Mi was as obedient as I said.

I didn't say anything, I wish someone would help me hold this fat and lazy guy, to be honest, if I wasn't in good health and went to the gym every day to exercise, otherwise I would definitely be meowed out of frozen shoulder!

I took Manager Xue to the fresh area, if she was holding an ordinary cat in her arms, she would definitely break free from her arms, and then pounced on the endless fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs - but she liked to eat cooked food Meow Mi didn't, she disdainfully looked at the painful swimming food there, just lazy "meow" sound, signaling me to hurry up and buy it back to cook for her, after just a fuss has passed the time of "Meow Mi Niangniang" meal.

With my good kitchen experience, I picked out a cod and signaled to meow if this one would work. Meow Mi squinted, flicked his paws, and pinned his head into Manager Xue's chest, I put the cod back in the freezer, and covered my face with my hands in pain. Hey, the ugly family is gone!

Manager Xue was confused about my interaction with Meow Mi, I bet she had never seen me interact with meow and animals when she was so old, so she asked, "What did Meow Mi mean just now?" ”

I said helplessly: "She said she didn't want to eat frozen!" She wants it fresh! ”

Manager Xue looked at the cat in his arms with a puzzled expression: "You can understand this?" ”

I nodded helplessly: "This time you know why I can treat her as a relative, right?" This guy is smarter than me sometimes! ”

At this time, Manager Xue was still skeptical, and when she saw Meow Mi's expression of praise for the fresh fish, she was completely convinced, and sent me out of the supermarket with a ghostly look.

From then on, Meow Mi had an extra long-term meal ticket - Xue Xuening, Manager Xue!