After selling pork ribs and cod for Meow, I drove to the cashier, and the cashier saw me and laughed, "Yo, big brother? Why aren't they the same today? ”

I smiled, my thick skin burning like fire. You may be asking, what are the old three? I usually have a regular life, and I usually go to the supermarket to buy three things: instant noodles, toilet paper, and cat food.

After being embarrassed, I pointed to the meow on my shoulder and said, "I earned a little more today, give her more food!" ”

The cashier girl swept the price tag neatly and said with a smile: "Big brother, your cat's life is better than that of other people's families, if you are your daughter-in-law, you estimate that you have to hold her to the sky!" ”

I smiled and replied, "I'm single now, why don't you try?" ”

"Don't mind! Who in the whole supermarket doesn't know that Mr. Xue runs to your house all day long? I'm quite satisfied with this job, I don't dare to rob a man with Mr. Xue! Besides, my family will definitely not agree with me finding a freelancer as a boyfriend, I will take you home, and I will absolutely cut off the father-daughter relationship with me! "The cashier girl and I are very familiar with each other, and they make innocent jokes.

I touched my nose, it seems that my profession is deviant and unorthodox in the eyes of many people, but if you calculate it carefully, I don't earn a lot in a month, and if nothing else, I can earn nearly 5,000 a month just by asking for food - well, asking for food is my main source of income

After saying goodbye to the cashier girl, I took Meow Mi and walked home, counting her as I walked: "It's all you, otherwise Lao Tzu can break up with his girlfriend?" If it weren't for the face of you staying in bed every night, Lao Tzu would definitely not want you! ”

Hehe, comrades who have cats should be able to understand that a cat sleeping next to you feels very comfortable, and that feeling is irreplaceable by a pillow and a girlfriend. Ahh

I've been living with my girlfriend for almost half a year, and I've been sleeping with Meow

It's a dead life! Suddenly, I felt that my life was gray, as if half of the eggplant had been beaten by frost, and I staggered back to my rented cabin, looking at the photo of me and my ex-girlfriend and was silent.

I guess I've become a joke in her best friend's circle, living with a charming girl for half a year, can you sleep with a cat every night? Whether you can or not, I did it anyway

Meow Mi expressed great confusion and incomprehension about my sudden weakness, tilted his head sideways, looked at me with dripping eyes, I rubbed Meow Mi's head fiercely and said, "Meow Mi, am I a normal man?" ”

My question was clearly beyond Meow's comprehension, and she looked at me with a puzzled look, as if asking, "What the hell are you talking about?" Why don't you cook for Queen Ben? ”

I didn't get the answer I wanted, I plunged into the sofa, waved my fist fiercely, and everything was over, as a straight man with advanced cancer, I have always adhered to the principle of a good horse and not eating back grass, and threw my ex-girlfriend's qiē in the corner of history, WeChat QQ blocked, and mobile phone blocked

Dragging my tired body, I put on my apron, and as soon as I walked into the kitchen, there was a knock on the door.

When I opened the door, I found that the man in black who had taken blood from Meow Mi last time was standing outside the door, and he was carrying a black suitcase in his hand, and no one would ever kick him out if he took this person to the set of a gangster movie!

With a professional smile, he said, "Sir, the 3cHut you ordered has been delivered, and the method of use is in the box. Because the technology is too advanced, please be sure to keep it confidential, the final interpretation of this technology is in our company, you have the right to refuse to use, if you request a return, we will refund in full. ”

I looked at the man in the black suit fixedly and asked, "Does it really work?" ”

The man in black said: "Yes, if it is successful, it will extend its life for at least 30 years." ”

I hurriedly asked, "What if?" Could it be that there is still a chance of failure? ”

The man in black explained with an unchanged smile: "At the technical level, our company dares to guarantee that there is no problem, but due to individual differences, your cat may have a certain chance of rejection, because this medicine must be prepared separately according to individual differences, and if you don't want to take the risk, you can choose to return it." ”

I silently looked back at Meow Mi who was napping on the table, and I gritted my teeth and asked, "What are the chances of success?" ”

The man in black replied: "Seventy-six .3 percent, the comparison group and the control group are living in good health, at least we dare to guarantee that even if we cannot prolong their life, they will not cause the creature to die, you can rest assured that after a large number of depictions, we have come to the conclusion that the mortality rate of living things after taking the medicine is one in a thousand." ”

"Okay, I'll use it!" I took the notebook from the man in black and signed my name on it. The man in black left me a pure black business card that looked very precious, and sure enough, it was the customer service of the black website, and even the color of the business card was pure black!

The man in black turned around and left my house after I signed the order, I have never had much interest in this kind of high-level person, I have no doubt that he has the ability to get my address, because someone with this kind of technology can find all your information with a random virus plug-in.

I opened the black box, and a cold current drifted out through the box, which felt like watching a science fiction movie, I don't know if you have any impressions, but in that kind of tall movie, those important viruses or drugs are kept in the black refrigerator. Well, 90,000 is not spent in vain, and this box alone can be worth the ticket price.

There was only one blue test tube in the box, and the test tube contained a blue transparent emulsion, which, according to the Tyndall effect, took no more than a day to bake! Anyway, the eldest brother also graduated from college, and he also has basic knowledge!

Next to the tube is a thin booklet with instructions for use.

I looked through it and found that it was written in eight languages (English, Russian, Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic), and I really don't know how much this thing sold! (I later learned that I was the only purchaser of the potion!) ）

I flipped to the Chinese part, and it was written very simply: bibimbap, oral!

I really want to go berserk, guys, you can imagine this scenario: you spend tens of thousands of dollars to buy a remote control car, and the manual says something like this: An battery can run, I don't know if you will be angry?

This Nima is the instruction manual? Instructions written in eight Chinese languages? Let's cheat! If it weren't for the fact that it was too expensive, I would have really wanted to throw it in the toilet!

Anger is anger, but the medicine still has to be fed, so you should gamble for 90,000!

So after the meal was cooked, I poured the blue potion into Meow Mi's dinner plate, and it was amazing, and when it was poured into the sauce, the sauce didn't change color or taste at all!

Eat, meow, if we succeed, we can still rely on each other for thirty years!