Chapter 37: Black and White
This chapter is sponsored by my mother, Ms. Wang Shuping! It's my birthday today! It's my birthday! Thank you mom! Without my mom, there would be no me!
Warm nursing home
"Notification notification! Attention Back Office! Attention Back Office! Today, there are two groups of social personnel who want to come to condole, please stop the research in your hand and do a good job of receiving the work repeatedly! Today, there are two groups of social personnel who want to come to condole, please stop your research and do a good job of reception."
The loudspeaker of the nursing home's internal office sounded the notice of the intranet, so the old man and the old lady reluctantly walked out of the research room, lying on the bed on the bed, and the wheelchair in the wheelchair, the old people who were originally alive and well became a group of old, weak, sick and disabled
"Old Feng! Wouldn't it be nice for us to be cats in the mountains? It's quiet and comfortable, why do you have to pretend to be an old man in the city, being watched by a group of young people, and delaying things. An old lady in a wheelchair nagged.
The old man with white hair walked slowly on crutches, and said with a smile: "We have been characterized, and we are ****** organizations." If we are in the deep mountains and old forests, sooner or later we will be arrested and shot! The small is hidden in the wilderness, the middle is hidden in the city, and the big is hidden in the court, we are standing in the center of the city, I don't believe that this can be discovered by the imperial court! ”
The old lady cocked her thumb and said: "I still think about it, I understand, our old brains are suitable for research, anyway, why are so many people coming during this time, just two groups of people today, my artificial intelligence is only halfway through the research now!" ”
Old Feng Tou was surprised: "Half of the research is done? How much anthropomorphism is there? Fifty? No way! ”
"It's half of the light that has developed artificial intelligence, but I haven't poked it out," the old lady joked.
"If you really work it out, we'll save you trouble! It's enough to hand over a huge amount of calculations to artificial intelligence, not to mention anything else, just analyzing the gene chain is so tired that I'm going to die! Biology is really a masterpiece of nature, the power of man is still too small, the more you know, the more you can discover the magic of nature, hey, why are today's children," Lao Feng Tou sighed.
The old lady pulled the wheelchair to the side and asked, "How is your Biochemical God of War project going?" Listen to the commercial minister in the field who wears black clothes all day and pretends to be a customer service officer, your plan failed? ”
Old man Feng twitched cheekedly: "The animal bodies purchased from all parties - including wild animals have different genetic enhancements after being injected or consumed with genetic drugs, but the side effects are also particularly obvious, after taking the medicine, the animal bodies are all obviously berserk, some time ago I saw a very smart cat and its owner performing arts, I suddenly thought about whether letting high-IQ animals take medicine can overcome the defects of rage, so I let the network department and the business department cooperate, Induce the cat's owner to buy a vial of genetic potion. ”
The old lady hurriedly asked, "What is the result?" ”
"When it died, it may be that the cat did not bear that pain when it was genetically modified, and when it died, all aspects of research were in a dilemma, so this project was stopped, and what we wanted was a sane and controlled combat force, not an unconscious individual with great destructive power." Dr. Feng said tremblingly like an old man in his last years.
The old lady gave Old Man Feng a blank look: "Old thing! The condolences haven't come yet! What's it packed in? Get out of the energy you have to play pixel bird smashing your phone! Listen to the kid in black, you have dropped twelve iPhone6splus? ”
The corners of Old Man Feng's eyes twitched slightly: "How do you know about this?" ”
"Hey? The whole back office is almost informed, right? If you weren't the head of the back office, you would have been impeached! It's not like yours for public and private use, right? The old lady complained.
Old Feng Tou squinted his eyes, and suddenly found that a huge LED advertising screen had been newly installed in the nursing home, and he had a calculation in his heart, and pushed the old lady: "You say, how about I use that thing to play with mushroom fairy?" Absolutely! It's not okay to find Lao Li to play Contra! That grandson is dead, so I can borrow someone! Can't take him! ”
The old lady held her forehead with her hand in pain and helplessness: "You let those juniors save their worries!" That kid in black definitely can't even pump your heart. ”
Old Feng Tou threw down his crutches, pinched his waist with both hands and swore solemnly: "I have made such a great effort for the organization, can't I play a mushroom fairy?" Is there any royal law left? Is there any law left? The younger generation doesn't even have the heart to respect the old and love the young! ”
The old lady didn't even look at the crazy old Feng, and left like a wheel, and said with words in her mouth: "The field service is getting more and more excessive!" The automatic wheelchair that I applied for with them last month has not yet arrived! ”
After a period of chaos, the old men and old ladies came out of the underground room one after another, changed into the uniforms of the nursing home, and the younger researchers either changed into work clothes or nurses' clothes.
There was also a melodious singing voice floating from the loudspeaker in the compound: "This is your birthday, my motherland~ This person is my mother~ Ah I can't afford to hurt, I really can't afford to hurt"
Although the song is very messy, but a group of old men and old ladies still beat the beat and seem to be in a comfortable mood to appreciate it, in fact, these guys are translating the code in the song, yes, there is a general code in the song, non-organizational insiders don't understand that it involves phonology, phonetics, vibration, music science, and information science and other more than 20 different categories of subjects, without a master's degree of knowledge accumulation, you can't understand the principle of translation in front of you! The only people left in this nursing home who can translate are the old science maniacs! The younger researcher is still in a state of black-eyed eyes!
With the help of the field service department, the LED screen that Lao Feng Tou never forgot lit up, and the highlights of the news broadcast were played inside, which was specially focused on the national pension policy, which had the momentum of the motherland.
A banner was also hung at the gate of the nursing home: Warmly welcome the leaders of the Jiangzhong Municipal Party Committee
The old man and the old lady over there are still translating: "The state intensifies the crackdown, pays attention to concealment, pays attention to camouflage, coordinates the development of various departments, strives for the great development of science and technology, absorbs more talents, and pays attention to the cultivation of talents within the organization."
Old Feng Tou spat a mouthful: "Damn! The top of the organization has also started to do this! Can you solve some practical problems? If this continues, sooner or later, the calf will be finished! People's technology is not much worse than ours! What can we do with a bunch of old men and old ladies? ”
In a melodious song "Singing the Motherland", the car of the city leader slowly drove into the warm nursing home