After the blind date, my life fell into a short period of peace.,This time it's okay.,There's no author to add to the chaos.,It seems that the last strike still had an effect.。

Since there is no economic pressure, I don't bother to go out to do odd jobs, not to mention the hardship and tiredness, and I have to say that human nature is to be easy and hardworking!

When there was a meow Mi, my computer was occupied by her, the computer is the most convenient way for her to understand the world, she is now proficient in the use of five strokes of typing, and even can use five strokes of typing to scold the street on the post bar This is the result I did not expect, I regret this, her appearance is a catastrophe for the paste bar water army, this Lolita cat with a super high IQ once she learns to scold, with her language logic analysis ability and super high hand speed, as long as F5 is strong enough, the network speed is fast enough, she can scold ten!

Meow Mi has registered as a member of the Emperor Bar, it seems that she has understood the artistic conception of "Emperor Bar Expedition, Not an Inch of Grass", I even want to let Meow Mi help me write a novel, and then after she read the first few chapters I wrote, she refused-the reason is, taking over such a novel is an insult to her cat, which I said is difficult to accept, although I am an author who fights the street, but I am still difficult to accept by a cat who has just entered human society, this species does not matter, this is at most the boring self-esteem of the old man.

Meow Mi is still on the Internet.,This time she learned to be well-behaved.,Don't tear up with others in front of me.,She's scolded by me.,Long memory.,When I'm next to her, she generally likes to watch TV series.,She couldn't understand it before.,Now her behavior of watching TV dramas should belong to make-up classes.。

Today she watched the very classic ninety-seven version of "Dragon Babu", which is the version where Huang Rihua played Qiao Feng and Chen Haomin played Duan Yu. You humans (look at you humans!) Is it real? ”

The fact that she can ask me this sentence shows that she knows that I have practiced martial arts, and she just wants to verify what the limit of human beings can reach - because Qiao Feng's Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descent and the power of Duan Yu's Six-Vein Divine Sword can already threaten her in her opinion, so she has a sense of crisis, so she hurriedly asked me.

I groped my chin and said, "How to say martial arts, you can understand it as a fighting technique, and it may have the effect of strengthening the body." I don't know if there is internal strength, but when I practice external skills to the peak, I can't beat such a thing as the eighteen palms of the dragon. Listen to my master, the inner kung fu is a method of breathing, similar to yoga meditation, through guò fine-tuning breathing to increase body functions, but want to slap a palm to splash water, true qi shoots out of the invisible killing, it is still impossible to do it, if martial arts are so evil, the Eight-Nation Coalition Army couldn't even touch Beijing Mao, and was hacked to death! ”

Meow Mi was very unwilling: "What about light work?" Flying eaves and walking walls, floating on water, flying on grass, and stepping on snow without a trace! Have it? ”

"Silly cat! Nope! The so-called light gong is a kind of force technique, I have been to Wudang Mountain, see them practice light gong, the beginning is to tie iron sand on the legs to practice running, the purpose is to exercise the leg muscles, and then practice hands, this is to practice hand grip and wrist strength, and finally start to practice climbing, just like a gecko swimming in the wall, you can go up with the brick crack. I recalled.

"Back then, my master wanted me to practice light skills, but then I didn't practice because I was too tired, mainly because it's useless to practice now, and there is no wall for you to go up at all!" I touched my little head and said.

"That's going to climb the stairs! It's like Spider-Man! Meow asked with a little face up.

"That's a movie, that's a mutant! The current building is like a mirror, and there is no place to put your feet down! If you want to climb, you can only climb the storm water pipe, but that play should not be strong! Don't fail to practice light skills at that time, and fall half of your body first! I poked my meow on the forehead and laughed.

"So what you shoot on TV is fake?" Meow looked at the computer screen and was not interested.

"You can look at those martial arts, the real thing is the chivalrous spirit handed down from martial arts, which makes every martial artist have the spiritual wealth, and it doesn't matter how high or low the value of this martial arts is." I said lightly.

Meow Mi then asked, "Master, is your force value high or low among human beings?" ”

I looked at my hand: "It should be considered good, of course, there are definitely people who can beat me, of course, there are not too many people like this, after all, you squatted on my shoulder when I cut people!" ”

Meow Mi jumped up with joy: "So I am a peerless master who is more powerful than the master?" I'm a master! I'm a master! ”

I really can't argue with that, I really had a fight with Meow Mi, and it turned out that I was defeated, and then I took a knife and Meow Mi to my nails, and then she actually stopped my knife with her nails!! When I grabbed her hand in distress to check it, I found that there was not even a mark on her nails, and I was almost scared to pee!

The force value of meow is definitely capped in human beings, anyway, as far as I know, no martial arts master can reach the force value of meow Mi! Her deposit zài is simply open!

I took a closer look at Meow Mi, and found that her small arms and thin legs did not look like Cun Zài with great strength at all, especially her blown-up skin, which was not at all as resilient and sufficient as after her transformation.

I also have a bit of a summary about Meow Mi's dual form: The usual Meow Mi is a black-bellied Meow Lori, but when she transforms, she has peerless force that no one can match. I haven't found the conditions for her transformation so far, and according to her self-feedback, her transformation is self-controllable - that is, she can control this power at will!

Oh, my God! I don't know what the resurrection of Meow Mi represents in the history of mankind, but I am sure that I will definitely leave a mark in the history of future generations, because the existence of Meow Mi is of great significance for the development of biodiversity and biopathology, and it is simply inconceivable that a cat can be transformed into a human form through a potion—is it a human being who creates life or destroys himself? It's too heavy for me to think about - but what I do know is that Meow Mi is my relative, there's no doubt about that.

With this figured out, I patted my butt, walked to the balcony, and silently watched the sunset and lit a cigarette. The orange sunset draped over my body, putting on a holy coat for me, and this artistic conception was so beautiful!

I picked up Meow Mi as if the victorious general had touched her head and asked, "What do you want for dinner?" ”

Life, it's as simple as that