1. Crooked daily life is usually like this.

In the morning, after waking up in Xia Jinyi or Tang Yuanyuan's arms, he opened a pair of heterochromatic pupils and first determined whether he was in Xia Jinyi's arms or Tang Yuanyuan's arms.

If it is in Tang Yuanyuan's arms, then stretch your waist, rub Tang Yuanyuan's chin with your little head, and then lick her with your pink little tongue, rub it in her arms, get up, and squat in the sunshine on the balcony to think about life.

If you don't wake up after an hour, Crooked will be a little irritable, jump on the bed and lick the little feet of the rice ball, and meow twice: The deity is hungry, and the shovel officer will get up quickly!

If he doesn't wake up again and again, Xiao Crooked will angrily stick his paw on Tang Yuanyuan's body and wake up violently.

Of course, if you wake up crookedly, you must be in the arms of the little feet......

When he opened his eyes, he noticed that something was wrong, and then he twisted his body to see if he could sneak out, if he couldn't, he could only be hugged by Xia Jinyi sadly and angrily, and glared at Tang Yuanyuan angrily - shovel officer, you are here to save the deity!

However, today the crooked tail was pressed, and he snapped open Xia Jinyi with one paw very angrily and jumped up.

That means, I guess is-

The deity is not afraid of you!

Then, it woke up Xia Jinyi without fear of death. When Xia Jinyi opened his eyes and sat up with his forehead on his back, his whole body exuded a thick anger, and his eyes looked gloomily at the crooked one that had just woken him up.

Crooked and shrunk his paws: QAQ is the one who pressed my tail first,

Finally, he tilted his head and arched next to Tang Yuanyuan, and pitifully arched Tang Yuanyuan who was sleeping with his mouth. Tang Yuanyuan slept soundly, and turned over and hugged crookedly in his arms.

Crooked: ~\/ Finally safe.

2.

Crooked likes to drink cow milk, Xia Jinyi likes to lick Yuanyuan, so Yuanyuan blushes every time he sees milk.

Since then, Crooked has no milk to drink, and can only use his little paws to pull the rice bowl and make trouble.

Every time he meowed crookedly in front of Tang Yuanyuan with his small rice bowl, Xia Jinyi would laugh evilly: "You see that our daughter wants to drink milk, let me buy some for her?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan quickly lowered his head, red all the way from his face to the base of his neck: "Oh." ”

Xia Jinyi leaned over and sniffed her neck, and her voice was low: "I want to drink it too." ”

Then Crooked will be sad and angry to understand that he can't drink milk today.

Crooked: QAQ is all this bad woman! You don't love me since she came!

The angry kitten decides where to fall and where to get up, pouting her ass all the way to arch the rice bowl back into place.

I really don't want to see you two shameless humans.

3.

Crooked will be in estrus in the spring, and scream miserably all night. Xia Jinyi was woken up, and his anger came out, and he lifted it crookedly and threw it into the toilet.

Then, he turned around and went back to the house, pressed into bed, and chuckled in Tang Yuanyuan's ear: "It woke me up, I can't sleep......"

Tang Yuanyuan rubbed his eyes and looked at Xia Jinyi in horror: "I have to go to work tomorrow...... Hmmm......"

Scratching the door crookedly outside:!! You two shameless humans! Think about how I feel!

4.

Crooked's favor for Xia Jinyi has gradually decreased to zero, and every day when eating, he has to jump on the table, looking at the food in Xia Jinyi's bowl with fierce eyes, and looking at her with an indignant look of "You robbed my master and didn't give me dried fish".

Xia Jinyi's bright eyes swept it lightly, and stretched out her slender fingers to tease its chin: "Little crooked, what's wrong?" ”

I don't know who I learned it from, but there was a bit of pampering in my tone, and I swept my eyes at Tang Yuanyuan while talking.

When the rice balls landed, they went from blushing to the base of their necks.

Crooked blew up her hair and angrily slapped her hand away with one paw.

It couldn't be more hateful! Compete for favor, compete for favor!

5.

crookedly began to wrap around Tang Yuanyuan in various ways.

Tang Yuanyuan went home and sat crookedly on the ground to hug him.

Tang Yuanyuan slept, got into the quilt crookedly and beat him to death, and didn't give Xia Jinyi a chance.

Tang Yuanyuan wanted to go to work, and he held Tang Yuanyuan's thighs crookedly and didn't leave.

So, until one day, Xia Jinyi found that every time he wanted to take advantage, a little white cat would come up as long as he couldn't die, blocking the way with a kitten face and all kinds of shamelessness.

After the crooked competition for favor finally paid off, Xia Jinyi made a call to his rival: "Qianshan, do you have a cat?" ”

So, when Tang Yuanyuan was not at home, he scratched the wall and was sent away. It's like the kind of kid whose parents have to do something special at night and then be sent to sleep at their grandmother's house, crookedly holding on to the corner of the wall and refusing to leave.

A little girl wearing a white forest women's costume came out of the elevator, and saw a cute kitten being treated roughly by Xia Jinyi, and felt sympathy: "You violent girl, what do you do to your cat?" ”

Xia Jinyi turned back with a wooden face: "This cat has become a sperm, don't let me and my wife be good." ”

Mu Qianshan's little face turned white and muttered: "My wife!" ”

So, crookedness was taken away in the naïve reality of their "one sentence my wife, one sentence my wife, one sentence my wife".

6.

After being taken away, I have milk to drink every day, dried fish to eat every day, and I don't have to watch the pair of shameless wives and wives show affection every day, and I feel that the world is much better.

But crooked often has a little unwillingness: I obviously said that I was your daughter, so I sent my daughter to someone else's house!

Mu Qianshan's daily work is to type on the Internet or change somewhere on other people's web pages, and after the task is completed, a large amount of money will be credited to the account, and then take it crooked to eat delicious food.

Crooked shrinks in the corner every day and misses home, listening to Mu Qianshan's chatter: "Hey, crooked, do you make it, a long time ago, a woman came to me to hack her opponent's company, and as a result, the next day, her opponent found me and hacked back for twice the price!" ”

Crooked meow boredly, signaling that the deity knew.

One day later, Mu Qianshan took a picture in front of the notebook again: "Walla, do you make it just the two people I said yesterday, and tear it up again!" This cliff is to love and kill each other!

Crooked homesickness.

Crooked doesn't want to hear stories about them falling in love and killing each other.

Crooked wants the owner to scratch his chin, and Crooked wants the owner to feed the small dried fish to eat.

Crooked doesn't like Xia Jinyi, a bad woman.

At this time, Mu Qianshan seemed to notice the crooked little emotion, squatted in front of it, reached out and scratched its chin: "Want to go home?" ”

Crooked meow comfortably.

Mu Qianshan gently picked it up: "I want to go home crookedly, then there is no one to accompany me......

She sat on the sofa with her arms crooked, gently brushing the hair on its body: "I'm so lonely at home alone every day, I can only play games when I'm idle and bored, and I used to have a silly girl who played with me every day, even if I was tired and half-dead when I came back from looking for a job, I would play with me for a while." When the online game first came out of the arrow blocking function, I blocked the arrow for me every day, and I thought, ah, such a good girl, why do you have to marry home, right? ”

Crooked meowed, as if in agreement.

Mu Qianshan sighed, lifted it up, and looked at its beautiful pupils: "Then I really married that girl, in the game, I really regarded her as my wife, and I went out with her every day on all the tasks, no one was allowed to bully her, tell her jokes, and help her, I thought, when I am bold and confess, I will go to her, and I don't know if she will accept a woman to like her......"

Crooked seemed to sense that the person holding him was a little sad, and meowed suspiciously.

Mu Qianshan took it into his arms and touched it gently: "But, it's all because I'm cowardly, until one day she chased me and started fighting, I didn't realize that her lover was jealous." ”

Crooked stuck out his tongue and licked her palm, as if to comfort her.

Mu Qianshan rubbed the kitten's head and lay on the sofa: "I'll send you back in two days, before that, stay with me for a few days, okay?" ”

The kitten meekly nestled in her arms and meowed.

７.

Tang Yuanyuan got up and went crazy every day: "What about my cat!" Ahhhh ”

Xia Jinyi hugged her and opened her eyes with a brow, and glanced at it cowardly: "Go out and play with the kitten, and sleep for a while." ”

Tang Yuanyuan jumped up from the bed frantically: "Ahhh ”

Xia Jinyi propped herself up from the bed with a sad face, and rubbed her slightly sore waist: "Okay, okay, put on the clothes and go to find ......"

Tang Yuanyuan was wearing pajamas and exclaimed in the house: "There is no toilet!" ”

Xia Jinyi was still sleepy, lying on the bed with a pop, rubbing her brows tiredly.

The voice came again: "The kitchen is not either!" ”

After a while, there was a sound of the door opening, and another heart-rending howl: "There is no door either? ”

Xia Jinyi, who had just been lying down, suddenly burst out, and a spirit jumped up from the bed and dragged Tang Yuanyuan back: "Who told you to open the door naked?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan was wrapped in pajamas, silently raised his face to look at someone who was really undressed, and watched her close the door angrily before saying endlessly: "I want my cat." ”

Xia Jinyi smiled and hugged her: "Isn't there me?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan said, "I want my cat." ”

Xia Jinyi said: "Oh, you still have the strength to have a cat." ”

Tang Yuanyuan yelled: "Me! Want! I! Target! Cat! ”

Xia Jinyi covered his ears that were buzzed by the shock: "Okay, okay, you want your cat, I'll find it for you!" ”

８.

On the same day, Xia Jinyi appeared at the door of Mu Qianshan's house on time and knocked on the door.

Mu Qianshan came to open the door with the cat in his arms.

Xia Jinyi said: "I'm here to pick up the crooked, I'm bothering you these days." ”

Mu Qianshan raised his eyebrows: "Robbed my wife, and came to rob the cat with me?" ”

Xia Jinyi was defeated by this logic, and said helplessly: "First of all, my wife is mine, and secondly, the cat is my wife's." ”

The rival in love was very red when he saw him, Mu Qianshan hugged the cat tightly, stood up straight, and leaned up with his little head: "Don't give it!" ”

Xia Jinyi's face was gloomy: "It's not up to you to decide whether to give it or not." ”

Mu Qianshan said: "If you dare to do something with me, I will call the police." ”

Xia Jinyi said: "I dare to remove your arm before you call the police." ”

The two argued for a long time and decided to face off fairly.

So they put it on the ground and let it choose.

Standing crookedly in the middle, looking left and right, silently left and left vertically from the center.

Xia Jinyi: "......"

Mu Qianshan: QAQ

９.

Tang Yuanyuan didn't wait for the kitten to come home that night.

Tang Yuanyuan lifted the table and made a big noise, was carried back to the room by Xia Jinyi and locked the door directly, tossing for half a night and finally admitting defeat.

The next morning, naked and continued to look for cats all over the world.

10.

Mu Qianshan was lonely holding the computer and playing games, playing until he fell asleep for half a night.

The next morning, he found himself covered with a blanket and the cat curled up at his feet.