1.

In fact, there are many stories that Xiao Yuanyuan and Xia Jinyi don't know.

For example, the follow-up experience of Old Man Zhao.

After Mu Qianshan got up in the morning, he went to play the game quietly with his crookedness, and after going around, he didn't see Tang Yuanyuan and Xia Jinyi online, so he brushed the task by himself.

Halfway through the task, a group of people suddenly gathered in front of him, and one of the piercing customer service jumped on the high platform and made a "wave" movement, so he immediately surrounded a group of people wearing heavenly master uniforms and general uniforms.

The Assassin who came to power: [The ones in the general's uniform!] Who gave you permission to use the trumpet for the meeting? Give me all the big ones! 】

A couple of generals silently disappeared.

A few more stood still.

Assassin: "Tell me about you! That who, who, who, and who! Go back and change your number! 】

Who: [Who are you?]

So who is who: [Lao Tzu has to change his number when he sees a lively scene, how much money do you pay? ] 】

Then these two people were beaten and kicked off the line.

Mu Qianshan watched in front of the computer with milk, and didn't know why he always had the illusion of witnessing a meeting of the gangsters to organize a small-scale robbery. glanced at the screen crookedly, lowered her head and licked the milk in her hand, and was gently patted on the head by her: "Who told you to eat?" ”

Crooked and soft mouth: "Meow~"

Mu Qianshan was instantly cute, and a whole glass of milk was thrown into the feeding bowl crookedly.

Soon, the small group began to make trouble again.

The Assassin standing on the stage said, "Go out and find it!" The second family went to the east street of the city to find a fortune teller, the third family went to the west street of the city to find a selfie, and the fifth family went to the Internet café to find the Internet - the fourth family has the best operation technology, online games, and the whole server is hunted and killed! Be sure to get it back before sunset tonight! 】

Mu Qianshan: ??

Is this the rhythm of going out to find the boss?

Mu Qianshan is still in a semi-blurred state in the early morning, how do you think this group of people is so familiar? Have you seen it before?

She thought it was very interesting, so she kept watching from the side, and saw that there were people below who reflected: [Can't you reveal why the old man ran away again]

Someone immediately echoed: [After entering the master's door, I didn't learn much about my skills, and my kung fu to find someone has risen a lot]

Echo 2: [Teachers can directly engage in the human flesh industry, and they are not negotiable to kill peers in minutes]

Echo 3: [Do you have meat to eat at night after you find it?] 】

The assassin was silent on the stage for a long time, and said, "If there is no meat, do you want a board?" 】

The crowd dispersed in an uproar, running faster than dropping the line.

Only the assassin was left alone on the stage shouting: "If there is meat to eat, Master and his old man will run away from home? 】

Mu Qianshan stood alone in the distance, looking at the scattered crowd: "......"

2.

The first thing Tang Yuanyuan does when he gets up every day is to look for the cat, looking left and right, and finally he was about to go to the Public Security Bureau to report the case in a hurry, but he was carried home by Xia Jinyi halfway.

Xia Jinyi knocked on Mu Qianshan's door very sadly, regardless of whether Mu Qianshan strongly objected, he went directly into the house to find the crooked, and after searching around, he held the kitten in his arms, and said earnestly: "Girl, your own mother misses you." ”

The girl stretched out her little paw crookedly to pull Mu Qianshan, and was slapped back by Xia Jinyi, and looked at her eyes affectionately and said, "My stepmother misses you too." ”

Crooked when the hair is fried.

Mu Qianshan quietly leaned on the door and watched, and asked, "Is the little crooked homesick?" ”

Crooked felt a little thoughtful.

Mu Qianshan smiled, stretched out his hand and touched his crooked little head: "Then go home crookedly, anyway, I'm used to it alone." As he spoke, he looked at Xia Jinyi again: "You have to give it good food and drink, and don't throw it out at every turn." ”

Xia Jinyi said, "Okay." As he spoke, he handed Mu Qianshan a brand-new laptop: "Yuanyuan said that you used to smash the keyboard in anger when you played games with her. Hey, I'll pay you one now, and I'll find another friend to play with. ”

Mu Qianshan took the computer and said, "Don't look for it, the feelings in the game are too ethereal, and I don't want to suffer it anymore after I have suffered it once." ”

After that, he glanced down at the computer, and immediately exploded: "You are embarrassed to give me such a low-configuration machine?" ”

Xia Jinyi was expressionless: "What are you doing, this is what I have at home, buy you a dead friend outfit." ”

Mu Qianshan looked at it for a long time: "...... Crooked return me. ”

3.

Gu Zhenghe's temper is as bad as ever, and he shoots around with a pillow in the house every day: "Ahhhh I'm going on a trip! If you don't take me on a trip, I'll come out! ”

Tang Yuanyuan hurriedly comforted: "I'll take you on a trip......"

Xia Jinyi sat cross-legged on the stool, stretched out a hand and nodded: "You let her out." ”

Gu Zhenghe continued to cover his face with a pillow and shouted: "I don't want to have a concert, ah, ah, I want to pick up girls!" ”

Tang Yuanyuan hurriedly brought out the food: "Okay, okay, take you to pick up girls......"

Xia Jinyi crossed one leg and said expressionlessly: "You let her have a kind of self-soaking, don't take the wingman out to try." ”

Gu Zhenghe was annoyed and angry, and slapped the feather pillow in his hand on Xia Jinyi's face: "You try it again?" ”

Xia Jinyi stretched out a hand and easily caught the pillow and threw it on the ground: "You let her soak herself, don't take the wingman out to try." ”

Gu Zhenghe stepped on the chair: "With my appearance and fame, I won't be able to find a woman?" ”

Xia Jinyi looked at her with a serious face: "With your male god face, you can only attract straight women, but straight women will scream twice at most, and they won't @#¥% with you, let alone @#¥...... with you."

Gu Zhenghe was choked.

Xia Jinyi said again: "You have the ability to go out on a trip and take you to the mountain on your back, will you go?" ”

Gu Zhenghe despaired.

4.

When I got home, I always felt that something was missing from my home.

Every day, Tang Yuanyuan would rush back from work, pick up the crooked kiss on the ground and hug her, and then feed her dried fish and milk.

Crooked still feels unhappy, although it feels very cool to bear Xia Jinyi's resentful gaze every day.

Half a year later, autumn came.

One day, when Tang Yuanyuan returned home, he saw Xia Jinyi curled up on the sofa and sleeping soundly, her slender body arched, her head resting on her arms, revealing half of her fair and peaceful face, her eyelashes hanging quietly, with just the right soft arc, giving people a sense of serene softness.

Jinyi's hearing is the most sensitive, Tang Yuanyuan walked up the steps in high heels today, but he didn't wake her up at all, probably because he already had trust in her, and that trust grew little by little from the deepest part of her heart full of vigilance, so that she was still asleep in such a sound.

Tang Yuanyuan gently took the quilt and slowly covered her, for fear of waking up the sleeping child, and when he left, he took a look and found that the kitten was sleeping next to Xia Jinyi's arm in the same position.

In this way, it is probably complete.

5.

In the early autumn morning, Mu Qianshan crawled out of the quilt with his unkempt head on his head, and glanced at the new computer that had been grayed on the table.

Although the configuration of this computer is so low that she looks down on it, it is more than enough to play games. Today, though, the game hasn't been touched for a long time. She opened yesterday's chat history and confirmed that no friends asked her out today, so she wore a small white lace dress to take out the trash.

In a daze, she bent down to pick up the bag and opened the door.

At that time, the early morning sunlight came in through the window of the corridor and shone on the tiled floor, forming a small, small halo.

A white kitten, lying softly on the ground, curled into a ball and sleeping, seemed to be waiting for someone.

Hearing the door open, the kitten lazily opened her eyes and glanced at her, then continued to retract and continue to sleep.

Mu Qianshan suddenly laughed, crooked like this, as if to say: See the deity? Bring the deity back! ”

So, Mu Qianshan bent down, put the garbage bag next to him, gently picked up the kitten, and held it up with a smile: "Crooked came to me?" ”

The kitten lazily opened its eyes and glanced at her, meowed softly, and rubbed her nose with its mouth.

Well, seeing that you are so pitiful, I came to look for you.

Mu Qianshan held the cat in his arms, closed the door, and said with a smile: "Then crooked, you will accompany me for the rest of your life, okay?" ”

6.

The next morning, Tang Yuanyuan fell into a state of madness again: "Ahhh......h

Xia Jinyi stretched out his hand and pressed her on the bed: "That little thing may be sleeping in that corner, it's only six o'clock, be good, sleep a little longer." ”

Tang Yuanyuan grabbed the pillow and began to go crazy: "I want my cat!" ”

Xia Jinyi finally covered her head and propped herself up from the bed, and said distressedly: "Can I buy you another one of the same kind?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan screamed and made trouble on the bed: "I want to be crooked!" ”

So, that night, a beautiful fruit basket appeared in the house, containing a little milk cat with a bow tied around her neck, and was shivering in it.

Tang Yuanyuan continued to scream: "I'm going to be crooked! ”

Xia Jinyi hugged her over, pointed to the two big characters on the bow and read it to her as if she were teaching elementary school students to learn words: "Crooked-crooked." ”

Then looked at Tang Yuanyuan seriously: "This cat is also called crooked." ”

Tang Yuanyuan covered his head and shouted: "I don't want this cat!" This cat is stupid and stupid! As he spoke, he poked the little cat's forehead with a finger: "I said you were stupid!" ”

The little milk cat shivered.

Tang Yuanyuan then made a fuss: "You see it didn't scratch me with its claws!" It's not angry! It's stupid! ”

The kitten curled up in fear.

7.

So on the same day, the exhausted Xia Jinyi appeared at the door of Mu Qianshan again, with a gloomy face: "Don't pretend, I know the cat is here with you." ”

Mu Qianshan looked innocent: "Not here." ”

After that, he looked at Xia Jinyi with fierce eyes: "If you dare to enter my house, I will call the police immediately." ”

At this time, a little girl walked over naked from behind Mu Qianshan yawning, glanced at Xia Jinyi, and walked away.

Xia Jinyi was shocked by the scene: "Can you do it with such a young child?" You're perverted! ”

Mu Qianshan looked dazed: ??

She followed Xia Jinyi's gaze and looked back, the room was empty, there was nothing.

Xia Jinyi fried his hair: "I called the police!" ”

So she was blasted out by Mu Qianshan mercilessly.

In the end, Xia Jinyi, who had nothing to do, held a new cat nest to coax the little milk cat, and stretched out a finger to poke its forehead: "Can you become smarter?" Can it be made or not? ”

Then, she spent an entire afternoon training her kittens to scratch when they heard "stupid".

In the evening, when Tang Yuanyuan came home, he still opened the door from room to room and made trouble: "My cat is not in this room!" ”

"My cat is not in the toilet!"

"My cat is not in the kitchen!"

"Crooked, ahhhh

Xia Jinyi came out with a kitten in her arms and looked at Tang Yuanyuan with a flattering smile: "This kitten is also very smart." You see, it understands human speech! ”

Tang Yuanyuan expressed doubt: "Really? ”

Xia Jinyi nodded quickly: "Really! ”

Tang Yuanyuan looked disdainful: "How can such a stupid cat be." ”

The kitten was trained for an afternoon, and could only hear "stupid" scratching people, hearing "stupid", and did not respond at all.

Xia Jinyi: "QAQ, do you want to try a different word?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan: "...... How is it possible for such a stupid cat? ”

Xia Jinyi: "......"

8.

Before going to bed at night, the shivering kitten climbed into bed and wanted Tang Yuanyuan to hug it, but shrunk pitifully to the side. Tang Yuanyuan saw that the weather was getting cooler, so he took it in his arms.

Tang Yuanyuan hugged the little milk cat and gently tapped its little nose with his hand: "Hmph, you little stupid cat ......"

said that it was too late, and the kitten, who was still sleepy, suddenly pulled out a paw and scratched it on the pink face of the rice balls.

The glutinous rice balls that kindly hugged it were not good.

Finally, Tang Yuanyuan covered her seriously injured face, looked at Xia Jinyi, and remembered that she had been insisting on changing her word in the afternoon.

Tang Yuanyuan smiled: "Jinyi, what will happen if you change the word?" ”

Xia Jinyi: "QAQ nothing will happen. ”

Tang Yuanyuan smiled more and more kindly: "Really? ”

Xia Jinyi shrunk: "...... Probably, it will become smart and embarrassed......"

Tang Yuanyuan slapped a pillow on her head: "Scratching me is to become smart?!" ”

9.

Tang Yuanyuan roughly mentioned to his parents whether he wanted to get married.

Father Tang said: "The state doesn't allow it, what are you doing with wasting this money." ”

Mother Tang said: "Don't even think about it, when you can organize the whole wedding by yourself, when will you talk about it!" Don't rely on your parents for everything! ”

Afterwards, Xia Jinyi asked about this incident, and Tang Yuanyuan raised a small face and said to her seriously: "My mother said, let the two of us have a barbecue party." ”

Xia Jinyi was a little puzzled: "What is a barbecue party?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan said very openly: "It's a small wedding~~"

Then, Xia Jinyi spent her small wedding in front of a table of half-burned skewers and a little milk cat who shivered and didn't eat anything and vomited something.

When Xia Jinyi covered his head and ate the pasty and raw chicken wings on the roasted ground, he quietly thought, "Why should I do evil and send crooked away?" ”

10.

One morning, Tang Yuanyuan rummaged through the closet for a while and said to Xia Jinyi: "Jinyi, I don't have a clean bra, you borrow me one to wear." ”

Xia Jinyi walked out of the bathroom brushing her teeth, her eyes scanning her: "You still need to wear it?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan looked at her quietly: "Do you say it again?" ”

Xia Jinyi immediately dropped the toothbrush and turned it out for her.

So on the same day, Gu Zhenghe looked at Tang Yuanyuan with sunglasses for a long time, took off his sunglasses and looked at them for a long time, and said, "Why do I think you are different today?" ”

Tang Yuanyuan said: "Isn't it particularly beautiful and sexy? ”

Gu Zhenghe said: "No, it's just that your chest sweater is concave, which makes me suspect that you are actually a perverted old man who has been disguised as a woman to follow me." ”

So, at the concert that day, Gu Zhenghe came on the stage with a bandage.

Facing the media, she explained it this way: "I just want to use a new dress to interpret the meaning of the song as different, so that people know that sickness is also a kind of extreme beauty......"