"You stupid, where have you died in the past two days? Nima, the 5,000 yuan was buried in the blink of an eye? ”

Sitting in the taxi, Zhu Xiaojun couldn't help but scold Chen Laowu.

Chen Laowu was silent, took out a few bills from his bag and handed them to Zhu Xiaojun.

One Sheraton hotel accommodation invoice is 4,720 yuan, and the other two are hotel consumption flows.

No wonder this kid didn't show up for two nights and one day, it turned out that he went to Sheraton to be chic.

"Brother Pao, the person I trust most Chen Guangming is you, we are the most iron-clad iron buddies, or are we?"

Although Zhu Xiaojun did not object to Chen Laowu's statement, Zhu Xiaojun was super suspicious of Chen Laowu's purpose in saying such things...... Hmph, a sentence of iron buddy wants Lao Tzu to exempt your kid from the debt of 4,000 yuan? There are no doors!

Chen Lao Wu didn't care about Zhu Xiaojun's response, and continued: "Lao Tzu is very contradictory now, very contradictory and very contradictory, Brother Pao, Lao Tzu will be honest with you, Lao Tzu just soaked in a girl, I can't like it......"

Zhu Xiaojun interrupted Chen Laowu's mother-in-law: "You have been with this girl at Sheraton for the past two days, right?" I'm cǎo, I've been on chuang ******, and I'm still pretending to be simple with Lao Tzu? ”

Chen Lao Wu reversed his rogue appearance, pretended to sigh deeply, covered his face with his hands, shook his head and said, "Hey, you don't understand, you don't understand!" How can you understand my pain at this moment. ”

If it weren't for the fact that the space in the car was too cramped, if it weren't for the fear that the taxi driver would be in danger, Zhu Xiaojun would definitely throw this guy out of the car.

"This girl you like is very good at spending money, and it's still your money, the **** girl who sticks to you makes you very annoying, but she can give you money to spend, so you are very conflicted and painful!" Zhu Xiaojun glanced at Chen Lao Wu and said lightly.

Chen Lao Wu stared at Zhu Xiaojun, his eyes were hot and excited: "Your uncle, how do you know so clearly!" As he spoke, he snatched a cigarette from Zhu Xiaojun's hand, "Then guess what Lao Tzu will decide?" ”

Fortunately, Zhu Xiaojun only took out a pack of ten-yuan cigarettes, if the pack of Ninety-Five Supreme was exposed, it was estimated that it would have already reached the hands of Chen Laowu.

"Grass, how did you decide to shut down Lao Tzu's!? Chen Lao Wu, you listen to Lao Tzu, no matter how you decide, the 4,000 yuan must be returned to Lao Tzu tonight. ”

Chen Lao Wu rolled open the window and lit a cigarette, which made the taxi driver boss unhappy. In the provincial capital in mid-June, summer has arrived, and if the air conditioning is not turned on, the people in the car can only sweat. But with the windows open and the air conditioner on...... Chen Lao Wu's buttocks were slightly, he took out a piece of Grandpa Mao from his butt pocket, threw it into the taxi driver's arms, and said, "It's all yours." That's what made the taxi driver smile.

"Your uncle, the relationship between our brothers is not worth 4,000 yuan? You Zhu Lao Cannon is good at everything, but you are too picky...... it, it's wrong, it's wrong, go straight! What are you turning to the right? Let me tell you, it's a hundred dollars! After Chen Lao Wu negotiated with the taxi driver, he continued to criticize Zhu Xiaojun and said: "Your uncle, I knew that you were so slammed, and Lao Tzu would not be a brother to you!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun knew that this guy was going around and around just to get rid of the 4,000 yuan in debt, so he simply ignored this guy, smoked a cigarette, and looked out the window.

Chen Laowu saw that Zhu Xiaojun was not fooled, so he had to give up his despicable purpose.

"Count the ball! Lao Pao'er, if you can help me get through the difficulties at night, the four thousand yuan Lao Tzu will return to you a lot, if you don't help me pass the test, let alone four thousand yuan, Lao Tzu will not have to pay back the four cents! ”

……

Chen Lao Wu met a nurse in his internship hospital, and after only one face-to-face shot, he fell. After chasing people for a year, he finally got his hands on it when he was about to graduate.

The night before yesterday, Chen Lao Wu invited Zhu Xiaojun to drink, and he had to go to the city center, and his despicable purpose was to pick up the little nurse from the night shift after drinking (PS: The night shift of nurses has a small night shift and a big night shift, and the small night shift usually gets off work at about 0:00). Unfortunately, when I was drinking, there was an emergency, and as soon as this guy saw the blood, he fainted, and even forgot about the date with the little nurse.

When Wen Wen's father's subordinates sent Zhu Xiaojun and Chen Lao Wu back to school, Chen Lao Wu suddenly came to his senses, so he took the 5,000 yuan, got into the car again, and went back to the city center.

After picking up the little nurse, Chen Lao Wu went to Sheraton.

This guy only cared about the clouds and rain and lingered in love, but he didn't even answer the phone calls from his rich woman's customer, and he didn't answer more than 20 calls.

The rich woman client was angry and threatened to cut ties with him.

……

"Brother Pao, you have a bright brain, just help me figure out a way!" At the critical moment, Chen Lao Wu didn't dare to call Zhu Xiaojun Lao Tzu anymore, and called his brother in a proper manner.

"Can't you ****** just say that you lost your phone?"

Chen Lao Wu snapped his finger at Zhu Xiaojun: "First, I lost my mobile phone but I can always get through, I can't say it." Second, if you lose your phone, do you have to buy a new one? Will you lend me some money first? ”

Zhu Xiaojun trembled all over, the 4,000 yuan has not been recovered, but he wants to lend this guy money to buy a mobile phone, wouldn't it be a big loss.

"Well, that's a bad excuse, wait a minute, let me think about it."

Chen Lao Wu broke off the third finger: "Third, I already told her this excuse on the phone this morning!" ”

"Wait...... Wait, are you saying that she called you more than 20 times a day yesterday and you didn't answer, and then she answered this morning, and told her on the phone that you lost your phone yesterday...... Your sister, you're such a genius, did she believe it? ”

Chen Lao Wu pursed his lips and said, "Believe it!" …… She believed that I was lying, so she kicked me. ”

Zhu Xiaojun shrugged his shoulders: "In a sense, this is also a good thing, haven't you always wanted to break off with her?" ”

Chen Lao Wu was about to cry: "But now is not the time!" My living expenses and my future work unit all depend on this old lady! Brother, I can't compare with you, you still have a thousand yuan of living expenses in the family a month, what about me? I don't want to work as hard as I used to. ”

At this time, the taxi had already arrived at its destination, a café that knew how to pay attention to the façade, and Chen Lao Wu and his rich woman customer agreed to meet at this café.

When he got out of the car, Zhu Xiaojun dragged behind, and as soon as he got out of the car and closed the door, he heard a snort: "Yo~~ Obviously, you are quite punctual!" Yo~~ I also brought a handsome pot..."

A half-aged MILF who looks a little over forty years old, with a jeweled body, a face of foundation and rouge, and a huge ass writhing unscrupulously......

…… Yes! ……

Zhu Xiaojun suddenly fell goosebumps, and at that second, he had infinite sympathy for Chen Lao Wu.

Chen Lao Wu was so nervous that he couldn't move his steps, looked at the woman, and then looked at Zhu Xiaojun, and his eyes were clearly saying, it's over, it's over, we were bumped into before we could think of countermeasures, it's over, it's over, it's over.

Zhu Xiaojun quickly and whispered in Chen Laowu's ear: "Don't speak, you will nod whatever I say, and you will be fine!" Then, he greeted the half-aged.

"Wow, I've heard Chen Guangming talk about you a long time ago, I didn't expect it, I really didn't expect it, sister, you are really graceful and luxurious!" Zhu Xiaojun smiled and shook the woman's hand, "I am Chen Guangming's classmate, and I must apologize to you for my mistake yesterday." Yes, I seized Chen Guangming's mobile phone, and I also restricted Chen Guangming's freedom of movement. Because of this, I am deeply sorry for your misunderstanding of Chen Guangming's classmate. ”

The woman covered her mouth exaggeratedly and exclaimed, "But he said he lost his phone...... Why do you want to restrict his freedom...... Who the hell are you......"

Zhu Xiaojun smiled and replied to her very gentlemanly: "The night before yesterday, I was ...... at Sheraton."

Saying the word Sheraton, Zhu Xiaojun deliberately paused, and then glanced at Chen Lao Wu, who was already trembling with sweat like rain.

"We were playing cards at Sheraton, and Chen Guangming lost and owed me 5,000 yuan......"

Chen Lao Wu issued a cry that if you don't die, you will have a blessing: "It's not five thousand, it's four thousand!" ”

Whether it is 5,000 or 4,000, in short, this explanation is absolutely reasonable: Chen Lao Wu owes Zhu Xiaojun money, and Zhu Xiaojun is about to leave the provincial capital, so Zhu Xiaojun restricts Chen Lao Wu's freedom and forces him to pay back the money. As for Chen Lao Wu, he was ashamed to speak, so he lied in the morning that he had lost the phone.

That woman is really a pig's brain, she believed Zhu Xiaojun without thinking about it, opened the bag, took out a thick pile of hairy grandfathers, took Chen Laowu's hand, and stuffed it: "Obviously you are really good, wouldn't it be good to explain it clearly to my sister, well, you can return the money to him, and my sister will take you to eat French food." ”

Chen Lao counted forty sheets on May 151 and handed them over to Zhu Xiaojun.

"Five thousand! Dude, five thousand! Zhu Xiaojun signaled to Chen Lao Wu with his eyes, if he didn't comply, there would be trouble.

Chen Lao Wu was helpless, so he had to count ten more.