With 5,000 yuan in cash and a bank card with 20,000 yuan, Zhu Xiaojun boarded the train back to Pengzhou.

It's a train, not a high-speed train.

It's not that the Tang Medical Group is slamming the door, the ticket that Gong Lin gave to Zhu Xiaojun that day is indeed a high-speed rail ticket, and it is also a business seat. But when he arrived at the train station, Zhu Xiaojun only hesitated for three seconds before deciding to refund the ticket and replace it with a hard-seat ticket for an ordinary train.

The reason why he did this was because Zhu Xiaojun knew that smoking was not allowed on the high-speed rail, and he couldn't stand it.

What do you say? The high-speed train from the provincial capital to Pengzhou City is only an hour, how much of a smoking addiction can you not stand it?

Okay, okay! Zhu Xiaojun actually wanted to save the price difference of more than 200 yuan, he was a stingy iron rooster.

What's wrong? Are you biting him?

Diligence and thrift and simplicity are the fine traditions of our Chinese, and Zhu Xiaojun ...... More than 200 yuan can be used for big health care in Pengzhou City.

After four hours of "just eating" and "just eating", Zhu Xiaojun finally set foot on the land of his hometown.

That feels......

Not at all!

Because, as soon as he came out of the station, Zhu Xiaojun was cut by someone, and he was still a man or a woman.

"You pig-headed, you dare to deceive the old lady, and let the old lady toss back and forth at the high-speed rail station and train station several times!"

Zhu Xiaojun hugged the hand that was twisting his ear with both hands and begged for mercy loudly.

There are definitely no more than three people in the world who dare to twist Zhu Xiaojun's ears like this. One is Zhu Xiaojun's father, although there is still a ** of twisting Zhu Xiaojun's ears, but there is basically no chance of realizing **. The second is Zhu Xiaojun's homeroom teacher in elementary school, but it is estimated that if he meets him on the street, Zhu Xiaojun will not recognize it. Third ......

The third is Zhu Xiaojun's lesbian table, from the beginning of junior high school to the lesbian table in the third year of high school.

You're right, it's just that junior high school co-ed tables are just fine, and I've never seen high school co-ed tables in fashion.

What should I say about this?

This may be the legendary ape droppings!

When Zhu Xiaojun was in the first year of junior high school, the boys and girls in their class were odd, and the teacher had to save a desk, so Zhu Xiaojun went to a desk with the ape dung that was neither male nor female.

When he was in high school, Zhu Xiaojun and the fish were still in the same class, and the boys and girls in this class were all odd...... As a result, ape droppings continued to flourish.

This cargo is not bad, and his figure is also very OK, but he was born with a character that is more gentlemanly than the man. When girls are in junior high school and high school, they like to watch Korean dramas, chase celebrities or something, but this product likes to play with guns and sticks, what taekwondo, karate, Jeet Kune Do...... It's a very domineering one.

The saddest thing is that this product also likes to be the boss, and the first little brother he accepted was Zhu Xiaojun.

Oh, I forgot to introduce the name of this product.

This Tyrannosaurus rex-like product that is neither male nor female has a very good name: Qin Lu.

Qin Lu twisted Zhu Xiaojun's ears and threw him into a seventy-percent new police car...... This is now a glorious people's policeman.

"Pighead, why did you come out empty-handed?"

"Aang! Why don't you put the whole handcuff on me? ”

"Go! The old lady is talking about your luggage? ”

"Thrown!"

Qin Lu started the car, regardless of whether he was going in the wrong direction or not, and rushed out of the station square.

"Where's the bastard and the four?" Zhu Xiaojun asked.

The big name of the bastard is Huen Qiu, if you type it in pinyin, you can't type these three words even if you play it continuously, and the word "bastard" is definitely typed, so Hu Enqiu has this glorious nickname.

The big name of the four eggs is Shi Lei, and these two words are four 'stones' after they are completely disassembled, and the word 'stone' is a unit of capacity, and the polyphonic reading dan, which is the same as the word 'egg', so it won the title of 'four eggs'.

And Zhu Xiaojun is called 'pig's head' among his high school classmates.

Bastard, Si Dan and Zhu Xiaojun are all the younger brothers that Qin Lu accepted in high school.

Secretly, Qin Lu and Boss Qin also have a well-known nickname, and the younger brothers call her a beast behind their backs.

"One of them went to take a seat, and the other went to line up to buy roast chicken."

Zhu Xiaojun understands very well that there is a Li Ji roast chicken in Pengzhou City, which is said to be extremely delicious and is the favorite of Boss Qin. You still have to occupy a seat for a meal...... Zhu Xiaojun is a little confused, even if he goes to the food stall, he won't have to occupy a seat!

Qin Lu drove the car and charged on the main road of Pengzhou City, noticed Zhu Xiaojun's confusion, and explained with a smile: "You don't know yet, Pengzhou has just opened a Quanjude, I rely on it, the business is good, and it doesn't accept phone reservations." ”

Zhu Xiaojun was shocked and said, "Your old man plans to eat roast chicken in Quanjude?" ”

There was an intersection in front of him, Qin Lu slammed the steering wheel, and Zhu Xiaojun instantly had a feeling of drifting, so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed the handrail next to him.

"What? Can't eat roast chicken in Quanjude? The old lady will play a chicken and duck love for him today, are you not convinced? ”

Somehow, Zhu Xiaojun blurted out: "Chicken and duck love? One chicken and three ducks......"

After saying that, Zhu Xiaojun regretted it, and quickly changed his words: "I'm talking about one duck and three eats......"

Qin Lu parked the car on the side of the road with a 'swoop', and two sword-like eyes fell on Zhu Xiaojun: "Get out of the car!" ”

Zhu Xiaojun's black hair almost stood up: "I just made a slip of the tongue, you won't fight ...... here"

Qin Lu's expression was stern, and he pointed to the opposite side: "It's on the ground, don't let park here!" ”

Following the direction of Qin Lu's fingers, Zhu Xiaojun saw the three shiny big characters of 'Ganjude'...... The "person" above the "full" word of the LED signboard and the "one" below the word "all" have lost their light and become a small and very incongruous "dry".

Dry......?

Zhu Xiaojun's long-suppressed spring heart began to ripple.

When I was studying in the provincial capital, people were poor and short-sighted, so I could only go to a corner of the Internet café in the middle of the night to browse those pictures with **** with yards, and then find a suitable place to masturbate. That day, when Zhu Xiaojun got the bank card given to him by Gong Lin, he planned to find a place to take good health, but later, the great plan was delayed by the fight incident, and later, Guang remembered that Chen Lao Wu owed him money.

But today is different, Zhu Xiaojun has 5,000 yuan in cash in his pocket, and a bank card with 20,000 yuan in deposit.

Dry!

While thinking about great health care, Zhu Xiaojun touched glasses with Qin Lu, Hu Enqiu, and Shi Lei.

Then taking advantage of Qin Lu's time to go to the toilet, Zhu Xiaojun hurriedly asked Hu Enqiu: "Bastard, find a place to relax after drinking?" ”

Hu Enqiu's eyes lit up: "Singing?" All right! I'll call and make arrangements. ”

Sing? Is there a great health care in the place where the song is sung?

Zhu Xiaojun was thinking about whether to correct Hu Enqiu's misunderstanding of his mentions, when he heard Qin Lu's voice: "Singing is good!" The old lady has long wanted to yell a few times. ”

Zhu Xiaojun suddenly felt that his internal organs had been hollowed out, and asked Qin Lu stupidly: "Didn't you go to the toilet?" ”

Qin Lu touched his nose and replied, "There are many people in the toilet and you have to queue up, so you can only hold it first." ”

At the same table for six years, Qin Lu learned Zhu Xiaojun's habit of touching his nose, but Zhu Xiaojun is used to touching his nose when he is lying, while Qin Lu is used to touching his nose when he is helpless.

Hu Enqiu seemed to be impatient to sing, and after making a phone call, he said to his brothers: "It's all arranged, let's go?" Let's drink over there! ”

Qin Lu also agreed: "Go!" Damn, this duck is not tasty at all. ”

Following behind Hu Enqiu and Qin Lu, Shi Lei gave Zhu Xiaojun a gloating smile, and then whispered in Zhu Xiaojun's ear: "When the song is finished, leave the two of them aside, I will take you to a place, the absolute Dongguan standard ......"