Chapter 40: Uncle Hongmen

At the end of the song, everything is silent. At this time, a person I didn't expect was the first to attack.

"Yang Mengmeng! You must marry me! Pepper jumped up and shouted, causing everyone to look sideways, what's wrong with this teacher? As for this, no? Is it possible that the leftover women with high education and old age can't get married now?

"No way!" Sima Liuli and Li Xiaoxiang shouted out in unison, and then the two looked at each other embarrassedly, and then pinched their waists and looked at Xiao Pepper with the same hatred, they belong to the internal contradictions of the people, and Xiao Pepper is a pure class enemy.

"No way!" At this time, a tough middle-aged uncle jumped out: "Daughter, you can't marry him!" ”

I was taken aback by this uncle, I am also a martial artist, I can vaguely feel the oppressive breath from the uncle, this is an extremely advanced martial arts practitioner, only one step away from the realm of the grandmaster.

Some people always can't judge the difference between a master and a grandmaster, a master is a martial artist who integrates his own martial arts and is in harmony with the realm of Ruyi; And the grandmaster, on the basis of this martial arts, absorbs the strengths of a hundred schools of thought and refines the realm of his own Dao. In short, the difference between a master and a grandmaster is whether or not they have found their own way.

Looking at my uncle's bulging lower abdomen, I thought thoughtfully. That belly is definitely not a beer belly! Martial artists generally don't have enough weight to see their ribs, because practicing martial arts requires a lot of nutrition, which is why most of the ancient warriors came from large families, and those from small families couldn't even afford to eat, so how could they have spare money to practice martial arts? Of course, the martial artist is not too fat, and the excessive amount of exercise ensures that the fat cannot accumulate Uncle's small belly There is only one possibility - that is, this uncle is a master of internal boxing.

Damn! It seems that there have been too many peaceful days, and my reconnaissance ability has been weakened to the extreme. I think there was such a master at the beginning, and I could detect it within twenty meters of me, but now, this uncle didn't show up, and I didn't even notice him! Oh, my God! Thanks to his lack of ill intentions, otherwise I would have been in danger - I wouldn't have been able to beat him without getting it! Of course, there is a meow, and ten uncles also have to fight on the street

Uncle sneakily beckoned to me, looking at his expression, I estimated that he didn't mean to do anything, my outfit was too cumbersome! It's more cumbersome than wearing jeans!

"You guys are practicing first, did you see what I just did? Learn something! Xiaoxiang, you lead them to practice, if you are not qualified, I will ask you! I have something to talk to my uncle. "I finished arranging work, ignoring Pepper's expression, and took the uncle to find a small empty classroom, originally Pepper wanted to come with the uncle, but was rejected by the uncle, it seems that his father is still a little dignified, and it is much better to manage his daughter than I manage meow! No force, no human rights!

Uncle walked into the empty classroom with me, closed the door, and then gestured with his hand, and said in a low voice: "The earth is reverberating Gaogang, a group of streams and mountains through the ages" Before he finished speaking, I interrupted: "Uncle, you don't have to try, I'm not a person from you!" I'm neither green nor red."

The uncle breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that I was not from the door: "Young man, I have heard some about you, I want to know who is behind you"

"Uncle, don't ask about the affairs of the rivers and lakes, I have washed my hands, it stands to reason that you don't need to look for me! You still have to go out and slip away, is it interesting? I said aggrieved.

The uncle touched his stubble and said, "So, you want to marry my daughter for my family background and background?" ”

"Pepper is your daughter, right? You have to talk to your daughter about this, thinking that you told your daughter that you have to marry a young talent with high military value, right? Do you know that this is harmful? I have a fiancée and a daughter, how can I with your daughter? The current situation is that your daughter wants to marry me, is your mother's family unreasonable? "I have no choice but to say.

The uncle smiled awkwardly and said, "Young man, don't blame you for being an ordinary martial artist, you have to report your name, can this not make me think more?" What did you do at the beginning, you yourself understand, such a character wants to be my son-in-law, you can't do it, uncle, my heart trembles. Young people are more considerate and considerate of the elderly, and I blame them for this, mainly because of the identity of my family."

"Hongmenbei" I said casually: "Uncle, I really don't covet the relationship between your family, the Hongmen main hall is overseas, and the domestic branch hall is a branch hall, no matter how high your status is, how high can you go?" I really want to take the Hongmen line, I just need to pass my master! He is the same generation as the big dragon head of Hongmen, and he has a lot of relationship, how can I go out and mix with a sword uncle, do you believe it or not? ”

The uncle was stunned, and grabbed my hand excitedly: "Young man, who is your master?" Can you sue me? ”

I quickly pulled his hand away, Made! His hands are full of calluses - this uncle is definitely a boxer!

"Can't say! My master, like me, also washed his hands and didn't ask about the affairs of the rivers and lakes - he was more thorough than me, and he went straight incognito. He said that he was old, tired, and unwilling to do it, and there were too many bad things in the rivers and lakes. I said, spreading my hands.

"What's that teacher's surname?" The uncle asked unrelentingly.

"The surname is Mo! Don't talk nonsense when you go out! Otherwise, I'll kill your whole family!" There are many people who have died at my hands, and so have the masters! Although you are about to enter the realm of the grandmaster, no matter how high your martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives, but I am a knife practitioner! I said half-jokingly and half-solemnly, the old man doesn't ask about the affairs of the rivers and lakes anymore, if he knows that I have caused him a lot of trouble, he can definitely dismantle me! Although my "Immovable as a Mountain" has almost been practiced, who knows if the master has something to press the bottom of the box?

As far as I know, if my master wants to toss me, there are definitely a hundred ways to make my life worse than death, not to mention anything else, he has all the four major "tonic" medicines that have been lost in the rivers and lakes - including the formula! What are the four major tonics you ask me? Strange and lewd and joyful, I love a piece of firewood, Guanyin strips, such as a big Buddha stick!

At the beginning, in order to train my concentration and endurance (I had my yellow disc spent), he tied me to a tree and fed me half a tael of "tonic" medicine, so as not to turn me into a eunuch!

The uncle is also a hard-tempered man, and when he saw that he was threatened by the afterlife, his temper also came up: "Boy! I may have a little relationship with your master, today I will educate you on this politeness issue for him, and don't have an accident because of this mouth when you walk the rivers and lakes in the future! ”

I smiled contemptuously, "My little temper. Come on, don't you just want to get your hands dirty? Don't make so many twists and turns! The Northeast gentlemen will do what they say! Let's compare our fists and feet today! I know that you are practicing your fists and feet, and you really want to understand the power of Dahong Boxing! ”

The uncle laughed: "Boy! To the temper! If your reputation is better, I will agree to my daughter marrying you!" ”

I hurriedly refused: "Don't mind! I can't bear your daughter, I have a fiancée, so I'm about to get a certificate, don't mess with the mandarin duck spectrum, this is the one in my family who knows about the accident! ”

"Haha! Are you Northeast gentlemen still afraid of their wives? Didn't you say that the Northeast man beats his wife? The uncle laughed as he pushed the desk into the corner and cleared the space in the middle of the classroom.

"Huh! It's all rumors! The Northeast gentlemen are afraid of their wives! It's definitely not the Northeast guys who beat their wives, God knows where they came from to pretend to be our Northeast accents! The conscience of heaven and earth, if the daughter-in-law doesn't beat us, she will burn incense! I smiled wryly.

"Young people exercise more, don't pestle there! Move the table! The uncle said angrily.

I touched my head, only my pants were left, and I joined the table with a woman's dress, this scene is quite funny, not at all like the scene of the two masters to duel, but it is a big top, a man with a big boulder on his chest to set up a stage!