After teasing the elementary school girl, I took out my mobile phone and called Li Xiaoxiang, who was still looking forward to it upstairs: "Turn on the stereo, play me music, what kind of music?" Put "Thousand Years of Deep Snow", remember, you must blow the flute version, that is good! My brother wants to play with you in the ancient style, so that you can see what it means to be a drunken concubine! ”

After Li Xiaoxiang hung up the phone, he hurriedly asked the sound engineer to play the music, which is why I can't forget the big classroom - this room is so well equipped! Being occupied by a group of people with only muscles left in their heads for a long time is definitely a tyrannical thing!

I turned to the student who was dressed in stone carving and said, "Do you dare to help me?" It's too bad to go in alone, how about you pretend to be a palace maid for me? ”

The senior sister nodded mechanically - I guess this child is scared by me unconscious, poor child, it is still too late to be born If she is allowed to see Fairy Zhao, then she will go crazy! Do you know why I never wore women's clothes after my sophomore year? Zhao Fairy is here! That's one year younger than me! When I found out that the thing was a man, I never mentioned it again!

Let me play the girl I have a lot of experience - the shadow of childhood is not so easy to erase, my father and mother have tossed me since I was a child, I started to learn ballet since I was a child, and I learned to be eight years old, because the awakening of my man's consciousness was interrupted, but I have learned it is learned, with the dance foundation of ballet, and then I can learn any dance very quickly, plus I later learned martial arts after the body coordination is very strong, pretending to be a woman can definitely be fake.

Supported by the younger sister, I was like a lady in the main palace, and I moved forward little by little with small broken steps - wearing this body, you will break the horse and fly badly, and destroy the temperament!

When I walked into the big classroom, I felt the air stagnate, and everyone looked at me with a look of disbelief, and the apples in my mouth fell to the ground, and I had never seen this dress - when I was in the show, I didn't know where to run, and I didn't take her with me, so she was scared enough.

Little Pepper is the most exaggerated, not only crying but also laughing: "Are you Yang Mengmeng?" I don't believe it! I don't believe it! How can my Yang Mengmeng be so beautiful? Where? How's that! ”

Sima Liuli and Li Xiaoxiang were also full of horror - they never thought that the cute brother they once knew would have such a glamorous moment. When they saw me a lot without Zheng Shape, this appearance was not the same as the old guys of my cos club, and I became the goddess of the year in Chinese by this dress.

"What? Don't know me anymore? "Looking at their expressions as if they were being treated like that or something, I secretly meowed! Isn't it a run on me? I'm scared to death! I'm not just going to scare you, I'm going to look better than you.

My face shape is more neutral, but I usually dress very well, plus my height of 1.83 meters, the eyebrow shape and temperament are also very masculine, so no one sees me as a girl, but as soon as I change the eyebrow shape, put on makeup, and then put on a set of concubine palace clothes, the woman's temperament comes out, and I can't see that I am a copycat at all!

They were even more frightened when they heard my voice, because I used a falsetto, very mellow falsetto, like a woman's hair! That's why they're not afraid! My master's tricks are one by one, and I haven't learned them all yet! God knows what the old man who bought the disc is hiding!

He taught me a total of three things: "Immovable as a Mountain" and "Sword Tyranny", did I tell you? The last thing is ventriloquism! A ventriloquist that is even more skilled than B-BOX, I can imitate the sound of any person or animal.

In order to practice this ventriloquist, I have suffered a lot! Don't speak out loud - or even speak - during the voice change period! You can't eat spicy and greasy, you can't eat hot and cold, sweet and sour, anyway, the past is unbearable! So I still have a good voice before I changed my voice, and I can say it at any time as long as I want!

At the time, I wanted to learn this skill because I wanted to play a prank! Think about it, your friend is on the phone with his girlfriend, and you shout in a shy and feminine voice next to you that can't tell the truth from the fake: "Who is XXX?" Who called you? How can there be a woman's voice? At that time, your friend's resentful and crying expression is definitely the best laughing stock!

Later, they learned to rape, even if there was a woman next to them, they could say to their girlfriends righteously: "Ah, that's Yang Mengmeng!" "For a while I became a public shield! Deserve! Who gave me this skill!

Later, I rarely leaked this skill, and it was not interesting for everyone to believe it, but the skill is like riding a bicycle, you can't forget it even if you learn it for a lifetime, so my voice today is blinded by everyone in the room.

Sima Liuli and Li Xiaoxiang, the old partner, looked at each other with very complicated eyes, they had heard of my deeds before, thinking that the older generation was bragging, but they didn't expect what the old people said was true! And it's not well described! Because they didn't even mention that my voice could change!

It's also my fault, that drag was not for the beauty pageant but for the sketch, so for the sake of being funny, I kept my original voice all the way to the end, so everyone didn't know my skill.

I stretched out my hand to signal Meow to come over, and she walked up to me very well-behaved and whispered in a voice that only the two of us could hear, "Perverted! ”

I have been exploring why Meow Mi scolds me with the word pervert, until one day I found that my hidden text jiàn clip was broken by Meow Mi, and the first text jiàn clip of the subordinate branch of the hidden text jiàn clip is my carefully collected Chinese subtitle hardcover infantry animation series blockbuster - Ghost Father!

Old drivers and friends with rich license plates should know that what is the only name for blonde Lori's daughter Ellie to scold her father? HIAN TOO! Translated into Chinese is perverted!

"Hold the hand of this palace, this palace wants to see what kind of show girls are to be dedicated to the emperor this time!" I went crazy and immediately got into a role-playing state.

Everyone who came out of the shock held back a smile to see what I could do.

I held out my orchid finger and gave me a fluttering meow to hold my arm. The meow that I clicked on was like a ghost pinching and shivered, and quickly held my arm obediently.

I slowly looked around, walking so noble and generous, how perfect it is!

"Oops!" I meowed and said, "What kind of women are these women?" What else is there besides having a pretty face? Have you all gone to the Ministry of Rites to perform a ceremony? ”

Li Xiaoxiang's pungent temperament rose again: "Back to Niangniang, no!" ”

I glared at her angrily, "Did you let you speak?" Not a spark of decency! This is the first time! There's the next slap! ”

Li Xiaoxiang stuck out her tongue at me with a smile, and I continued: "As a show girl, dancing is a must!" This palace is going to tell you today, a woman can't be called a woman if she has a beautiful face! Musicians? Played! ”

The buddy didn't hold back his laughter and squirted: "Big brother! What do you want? ”

"Give me a "New Concubine Drunk"! Hongu will give you a jump. I laughed.

"Okay!" The guy in charge of the stereo replied.

As the music played, I gently flicked my sleeves with a solemn expression, like a dragon, fluttering like a fairy, swinging willows with the wind, only to see the dance back to the wind, nowhere to go. The white shirts, the green silk and ink dye, the colorful fans are elegant, if they are fairy, these guys are stunned, and they all seem to be immobilized by Xerox, and they do not move.

"Love and hate is in an instant, raise a glass to the moon like the sky" This part is sung by me, I shook my water sleeves while singing the song, since I want to play, then play enough!