The audience laughed endlessly, and there was no way to continue talking on stage, because the voices of the actors on stage could not suppress the audience, and when the audience laughed, the actors generally stopped talking and let the laughter fly for a while.

Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and signaled him to stop singing.

Then Cao Xiaobao quietly looked at Cao Shulin, who was standing next to him smiling, and asked in a low voice, "Are you sure this is the little song of "The Legend of the West Chamber" that my father taught you?" ”

The accent of Cao Xiaobao's sentence was placed on the word "my dad", so Yang An, Hou Jian, and Cao Xiaobao on the stage were all peeking at Cao Shulin, but Cao Shulin was a serious person, and the old god was there.

Sigh~~~

The audience immediately booed, and laughed, it turns out that this root is bad for you!

Yang An said with a serious face: "Of course it's certain!" "The Legend of the West Chamber", one of the four famous books of ancient China, it is usually my favorite book, I am too familiar with the content, can there be anything wrong with this? ”

Poof......

Four Masterpieces...... Don't make a fuss, okay? Is there "The Legend of the West Chamber" in the four famous novels?

The audience's faces hurt with laughter.

Cao Xiaobao was unhappy: "Is "The Legend of the West Chamber" one of the four famous novels? Are you bullying me for not reading much or what? You're stupid to me! ”

Yang An argued: "What's wrong, what's wrong?" Am I wrong? Four famous works of ancient China, "Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", "The Legend of the West Chamber" and "Jin Pinmei". ”

Cao Xiaobao interrupted him with a heist: "Are these all the four famous novels?" And what's the last one you said? What's your favorite thing to watch? ”

The audience in the audience was about to laugh crazy, saying that the West Chamber is okay, why did you suddenly pop out a Jin Pinmei?

Yang An said: "Okay, good, the ancient Chinese classic "The Legend of the West Chamber", this time it's always okay, right?" ”

Cao Xiaobao still didn't give up: "Although the title of the book is right, what are you singing about just now?" ”

Yang An was even more puzzled: "The heroes and heroines of the West Chamber, Zhang Sheng, Cui Yingying!" Where did I get it wrong? Friends, are you judging, am I singing wrong? ”

"That's right!"

Sigh~~

The audience coaxed, and Cao Xiaobao also stood up and stopped him: "Okay, okay!" Keep singing! ”

Yang An also kicked his nose in the face, pointed at Cao Xiaobao and kept pointing: "Look at your unhappy look, it seems that "The Legend of the West Chamber" can't be sung!" You ask the audience, is "The Legend of the West Chamber" a banned book? ”

The audience shouted, "No! ”

Yang An asked again: "Then can I sing?" ”

"I can sing!"

The audience cheered again, laughing and listening.

"Really, don't stop singing a little song, keep singing!"

Yang An cleared his throat and continued to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the second watch, hold Yingying in his arms, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, na, yes, you're in your arms, you are in your arms."

Zhang Xiucai, who was in the third watch, took off his gown, and Yingying said that the little slave was originally a chaste daughter, so take it off, take it off, take it off, you took it off for nothing.

This Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch ......"

Cao Xiaobao hurriedly interrupted: "I can't take it off anymore!" ”

Yang An stopped singing, and he didn't argue with Cao Xiaobao to resist, so he swept more than 300 people with his eyes.

As expected, the audience all stood on Yang An's side, laughing loudly and shouting in unison: "Keep singing!" ”

"Listen to the cries of the masses! I have more than 300 comrades-in-arms! ”

Yang An continued to sing: "This Zhang Xiucai in the fourth watch, take off your pants, Yingying can just say, the little slave family is a chaste daughter, oh yes, take it off, take it off, you take it off for nothing." Okay, this is called "Zhang Sheng's Five Watches"! ”

Cao Xiaobao reacted and immediately shouted, "It's not right! ”

Hahahaha......

The audience laughed, and they all laughed forward and backward, Yang An, do you want to be so funny? You're funny!

Trouble five watches?

You're obviously only four better, isn't it!

Cao Xiaobao stretched out four fingers and shook them in front of Yang An: "Fourth watch, everyone heard it, this is just the fourth watch!" Isn't that right, everybody? ”

The audience shouted: "Yes! ”

Yang An touched the back of his head, looking very dazed: "Only four watches? But the master only taught me these few words, and I can't sing the ones in the back, if you want to hear it, go to him! ”

The spearhead was instantly transferred to Cao Shulin, and at this moment, Yang An and Cao Xiaobao took a step back in unison, and bowed to the audience at the same time to thank them, and the two finished their performances!

Hahahaha!

The audience was crazy with joy, and they all cheered and sent Lin Yunshe's warmest applause today!

The show on stage has not finished yet, a "Zhang Sheng, Cui Yingying, and the Five Watches" is just a small episode, it is a personal talent performance of Yang An and Cao Xiaobao, and when they finished performing, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian picked up.

Cao Shulin applauded lightly, walked to the teasing position, and said to Yang An: "Oh, yes, yes, you two behaved very flably just now, and it was natural ......"

The audience interrupted in unison and shouted: "Make five watches!" ”

"Sing the fifth watch!"

The hall laughed, interrupting Cao Shulin's praise of Yang An.

Cao Shulin was not afraid of this situation, he looked at the audience, looked at the sky, pinched his fingers again, and said impatiently: "It's not the fifth watch yet, what are you spectators making trouble?" Let's continue to talk about ours, good cross talk, that is, we should interact and chat with the audience more......"

Sigh~

The audience doesn't buy it, this trouble is a fresh burden, and there are some old cross talk fans present who have never heard of it, of course they are anxious at this time, and they just want to hear what is behind.

To paraphrase a sentence, I took off my pants on the fourth watch, how can you say that I stopped?

Cao Shulin was interrupted for the second time and looked at the audience: "Do you really want to hear it?" ”

"Yes!"

More than 300 spectators, men and women all followed suit, people bought tickets to enter the venue, and the one who paid for it was the uncle and aunt, who had the right to listen to this!

Cao Shulin stood on tiptoe, looked left and right, and asked, "Is there an audience here?" Are there any visitors from the Cultural Affairs Bureau? Is there a staff member in the office of the Emperor Sweeping Philippines? Raise your hand and let me see...... Yo, is there really one? This is a traitor from the enemy who has broken into us, so we can't make trouble, if we really make trouble, we should close the door! Go on, you guys just performed okay......"

The audience laughed miserably, Cao Shulin, who is not serious, knows that the gag changes the topic, but according to the consistent urine nature of cross talk, the burden of making five watches must not have been shaken out yet, don't worry, just wait patiently.

Even if Cao Shulin just refuses to say it, isn't there a final return? The audience can still coax again, and today they have to hear what the five watches are making trouble about, so everyone is willing to stop!

Cao Shulin continued to praise Yang An, pulled him aside and whispered: "You did well just now, but I think there are places where you are too polite, we are teasing, and it is us who is watching on the stage. ”

Yang An was puzzled: "But I must have the help of Praise before I can complete this paragraph?" ”

Cao Shulin said: "But you have to remember that all the performances must be our teasing, they can just stand there, even if the facial expression is paralyzed, it doesn't matter, the burden is shaken out by you, you can't let him have any chance to survive." ”

Yang An was startled and gasped: "Cao Xiaobao is your own son, you can do it?" ”

The audience burst into laughter, and Cao Shulin had a serious face: "Even if Cao Xiaobao is my son, you don't have to give me too much face, because this is a matter of principle." Besides, it's best if you can't hold him down, I don't want him to learn from Hou Jian for a long time, I want to personally train him, let him join our teasing team, strengthen our strength, and increase the average appearance of our teasing team! ”

Yang An asked, "But I ...... How can I press him? ”

Cao Shulin said: "You are stupid! Suppress him louder and don't let him speak! Come on, come on, there are many tricks, I'll tell you......"

The two walked away and talked in detail about all kinds of dirty little means, Hou Jian and Cao Xiaobao came back to their senses at this time, and it was their turn to talk loudly.

Hou Jian said: "What you just said is really good, but the audience gave all the applause to Yang An." Let me tell you, we shouldn't say that, we also have a trick to praise, you have to raise your voice in every sentence, you just want to stir him up, not only to raise the tone, but also when he is just ready to shake off the burden, you speak out first, and you will come out. ”

Cao Xiaobao suddenly realized: "It's just for the purpose of stirring, don't let him speak?" ”

Hou Jian was relieved: "The son can be taught, otherwise, how can you be popular?" Lin Yunshe, you are the youngest, there are so many senior brothers on it, if you don't take the initiative to fight for it, when will you be able to get ahead? ”

Hahahaha...... The audience looked at the different expressions of the four people on the stage, and they all smiled from ear to ear.

Hou Jian and Cao Xiaobao, the master and apprentice, taught the experience of demolishing the stage on the stage, and Cao Shulin and Yang An next to them staged a martial arts film teaching, Cao Shulin told Yang An how to fight, how to fan people with a big mouth, how to kick, how to kick, although the two did not speak, only doing actions, but the audience understood at a glance that they would definitely fight later!

After the two sides finished discussing, Cao Shulin laughed: "Okay, why don't we give the children another chance?" ”

Hou Jian also laughed: "It's time for them to perform again, the fifth watch hasn't been sung yet!" ”

The audience cheered and applauded, and then watched Yang An and Cao Xiaobao stand in the middle again and began to speak.

As expected, as soon as Yang An finished introducing himself, Cao Xiaobao raised his tone and argued.

Yang An was not to be outdone, his voice was louder, both of them were young men, you pointed at me, I pushed you, as soon as the blood surged, poof, the two of them pulled and fought.

Finally, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian pulled the two apart, and they didn't give up, Yang An and Cao Xiaobao waved and kicked their hands, not relenting.

Cao Shulin said to the audience with an embarrassed face: "What about this, our Lin Yun Club is actually a united and harmonious organization, everyone must not think badly, because your eyes will always deceive yourself......"

Hahahaha!

This Nima is talking nonsense with his eyes open! It's all like this, is it still called unity? The audience was overjoyed.

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