After waiting for a few people to settle down, Cao Shulin was very angry: "Is this cooperation?" Is this tacit understanding? Are you two talking about cross talk? Teacher Hou, let's give a demonstration to the children and tell them what cross talk is! ”

The audience applauded, Hou Jian gestured, and the two stood in the middle and began to speak.

But I didn't say a word, but because of the size of the switch, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian actually fought!

The two old guys, with old arms and legs, fought harder than Yang An and Cao Xiaobao just now!

That exaggerated action, the two of them hugged each other and hit the bottom of the table, almost knocking the table over, and if they hit it again, they will definitely hug each other, roll on the ground, and beat them on the ground!

Yang An and Cao Xiaobao hurriedly went up to persuade the fight, but is this really a persuasion?

Of course, Yang An is helping his master Cao Shulin, what about Cao Xiaobao? Cao Xiaobao also helped his father and pulled the bias!

The audience laughed, watching Hou Jian being pulled by Yang An and Cao Xiaobao by one arm, and then Cao Shulin played to his heart's content, jumping up and slapping his face, hitting his head, pushing his chest, and raising his foot to kick underneath...... It's a pity I didn't kick it!

Lin Yunshe was stunned and laughed for half a minute before stopping slightly, and the cross talk fans who knew martial arts apprentices saw this kind of innovation, and they were really happy and overjoyed.

The audience, who had never seen martial apprentices before, saw that the stage was so lively, and this was also pulled to this extent, they also felt fresh and interesting, and the muscles on their faces hurt with laughter.

The stage finally separated, and Hou Jian looked angry: "Alas, I said, why did you both pull me just now?" Cao Xiaobao, I'm your master! ”

Cao Xiaobao explained: "But is he my father? ”

As soon as he heard this, Hou Jian became angry, and he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to beat people again: "The co-author master doesn't have his father Jin Gui, right?" Are you deliberately pulling me so that your dad can beat me? ”

The audience laughed, it turns out that you are still an understanding person!

Cao Xiaobao was frightened when he saw Hou Jian's fist, and hurriedly retreated.

Yang An hurriedly protected Cao Xiaobao, and the two walked to the table and stood on the side of the teasing table, Cao Shulin stood in the teasing position, and Hou Jian was pulled by Cao Shulin and stood on the far left of the stage.

Unconsciously, the four of them have become the most classic standard position of martial arts trainees, and people who understand it can see at a glance who is being targeted today, it is none other than Hou Jian!

Cao Shulin pointed at Cao Xiaobao and shouted: "Cao Xiaobao, do you know that in the past, you were called deceiving the teacher and destroying the ancestors?" How can you not help your master? And Yang An, I'm disappointed in you too! You think you're very powerful when you get on "Happy Comedian", don't you? You are also the one who calls me a master, I will train an apprentice in front of the audience of 300 today, and I will avenge Teacher Hou! ”

The audience's eyes were bright, and the applause and cheers came out, this martial arts apprentice today is a little interesting, this is to beat Hou Jian! Hit, hit, hit! Play some new tricks!

The first one to train is Cao Xiaobao, Lao Tzu is in charge of his son, Cao Shulin took a folding fan and pointed to the table: "Cao Xiaobao!" You put your head here, come, come quickly, take the initiative to put it here, I have to smoke you today! ”

Of course, Cao Xiaobao was not happy, and shouted: "Where to stay?" Where to stay? Why should I be beaten? ”

Seeing that he couldn't control it, Cao Shulin began to roll up his sleeves and want to make a move, shouting: "Don't stop me!" ”

Cao Shulin's left hand grabbed Cao Xiaobao's chest, Hou Jian still grabbed Cao Shulin's right arm, and the two sides argued, Cao Shulin raised his arm and slammed it out, shouting: "you!" ”

Bang, Cao Shulin overturned Hou Jian, Hou Jian couldn't stand steadily, and suddenly fell on all fours and rolled to five steps away!

Cao Shulin shouted: "Will you change it?" ”

Cao Xiaobao immediately replied: "Change!" ”

Cao Shulin put down the folding fan and laughed: "Eh, change your mistakes, this is a good boy!" ”

The audience watched the contrast of this scene, the master and apprentice father and son on the stage were happy, poor Hou Jian was overturned to the ground, and the audience laughed so much that tears were about to fall, ouch and scream.

Hou Jian stood up with his old waist and approached tremblingly, Cao Shulin turned his head and asked curiously, "Yo?" Mr. Hou, what's wrong with you? ”

What's wrong? It was overturned by your Cao Shulin, don't you know? Cao Shulin pretended to be stupid, not to mention how funny it was!

Hou Jian was also depressed and asked, "Do you care about him?" ”

Cao Shulin was puzzled: "Right? What's wrong? ”

Cao Xiaobao was still energetic, pointing at Hou Jian and arrogantly said, "My father beat me, why are you lying down?" ”

How do you speak?

How do you speak?

No big or small, do you know the rules?

Everyone was angry when Cao Xiaobao said this, and Hou Jian couldn't help but step forward to beat the child, Cao Shulin said angrily: "How did you talk to your master?" Do you dare to fight back? Do you dare to choke on your master? ”

Yang An hurriedly stopped Cao Shulin and said, "I think what Xiaobao said is right!" ”

Cao Shulin shouted angrily: "Yang An, you also coaxed, didn't you?" You think I won't dare to hit you, do you? I'll train with you today! ”

The three of them pulled up again, Hou Jian also coaxed, joined the battle group, Cao Shulin shouted, burst out with infinite force, and lifted Hou Jian to the ground again with one arm, and grabbed Yang An's clothes by the way and asked, "Do you want to change it?" ”

Yang An immediately replied: "Change!" ”

Cao Shulin put down the folding fan and laughed: "Eh, change your mistakes, this is a good boy!" ”

Poor Mr. Hou, this time he fell even worse than just now, he rolled on the ground several times, and it took him a long time to get up, and it is estimated that his old arms and legs are about to break!

Cao Shulin smiled: "Teacher Hou, look at it, I avenged you, and the children are willing to change." Are you feeling very happy at the moment? ”

Hou Jian said: "Is this revenge for me?" I've been beaten twice! Who is happy in his heart? ”

As soon as Cao Shulin heard this, he raised the door again, rolled up his sleeves and waved the folding fan: "I'm not done with the two of you today!" ”

With a snap, Cao Shulin knocked on the table, and then looked back at Hou Jian sharply.

Swish!

Hou Jianfei retreated, walking like flying, stunned for a few steps and retreated three meters away, not daring to approach Cao Shulin's side, and making a defensive gesture with both hands, this is really scared!

The audience laughed, this martial arts apprentice is really funny, Teacher Hou who beat him was afraid of being like this, just looked at the three of this master and apprentice, father and son, with the same movements, approaching in unison, chasing Hou Jian on the stage, Hou Jiandong hid in Tibet, several people were like playing eagles and catching chickens, the scene was super joyful!

Sigh~

The 300 spectators booed, and they couldn't laugh anymore.

After chasing around, the four of them returned to the standard position of the martial apprentices.

Cao Shulin shouted: "If the child doesn't care anymore, he won't be able to control it!" If you don't open the house for three days, there are so many people watching today, if you don't discipline the two of you well, the signboard of Lin Yunshe will be destroyed by you! Come! ”

shouted that someone came, and more than a dozen people came out of the backstage, even the cook who was cooking was on the stage, and the girl who reported the curtain was also counted, she really pulled all the people of Lin Yunshe to the stage, what about Li Yue? Li Yue is such a big fat man, he is so conspicuous and dazzling wherever he is placed, of course he is also in the crowd!

This group of people all stood behind Hou Fitness, Yang An and Cao Xiaobao were so frightened that they took a few steps back and looked at each other, this is really a big fun!

Cao Shulin shouted: "The child has to take care of it, and the little tree has to be cut down!" You want to go to heaven! Do it! ”

Hou Jian also coaxed, pointing at Yang An and Cao Xiaobao and saying, "Beat them!" ”

A group of people surrounded Hou Jian, pressed him to the ground, and fought.

Cao Shulin beckoned, and his voice softened a lot: "Come on, come on, do you know that I'm good for you?" The Chinese nation pays the most attention to respecting teachers, which is a traditional virtue that we must advocate! ”

Yang An and Cao Xiaobao bowed again and again, thanking the master for his teachings.

Hahahaha......

The audience is really powerless this time, there is no way!

It's too noisy on this stage!

Cao Shulin, Yang An, Cao Xiaobao, don't you want to be so cheap!

While beating Teacher Hou, he said what kind of benevolence, righteousness and morality in his mouth, respecting the teacher, this contrast is too big, too big, too big......

After the beating of more than a dozen people, they scattered in a hurry, only to see that Hou Jian even had his coat torn, wearing a white undershirt, his clothes were torn into rags, and there were bloody marks on his face with fingernails!

Cao Shulin looked down, pointed at Hou Jian and said in surprise: "Yo, Teacher Hou, you have missed something!" ”

Hou Jian gasped and waved his hand: "Who missed something?" Who are you going to be with? Are you helping me? ”

Cao Shulin pretended to be stupid: "Alas, your appearance is very beautiful!" ”

Hou Jian waved his hand: "What's beautiful?" I'm dressed like this, what will I say when I go back? ”

Cao Shulin said: "Simple! said that he peeked at other people's five watches, and was discovered by Zhang Sheng, and chased and beat him and tore it up! ”

Hou Jian pointed at the three of them and had nothing to say, shook his head and sighed.

Suddenly, Cao Shulin snapped, the folding fan slapped the table again, rolled up his sleeves and shouted: "No! I want to fight for Mr. Hou! I'm going to teach you a good lesson today! Come on, Mr. Hou, come here......"

Hou Jian was frightened, where did he dare to argue, and immediately ran to the backstage, Cao Shulin and the three chased after him, and chased him until he didn't come out of the backstage.

The applause continued, and it couldn't be stopped for a long time, and the audience really laughed this time.

For more than 20 minutes, there is a burden almost every few sentences, the group comedy performance of the four people is particularly good, the sense of rhythm is excellent, and as a master of field control, Cao Shulin knows where to say, where to leak, where to hold, where to wait, he also changed the way to make every actor move, and finally made this comedy dish!

The senior sister of the newspaper continued to come to the stage, and Hou Jian had to put on his coat again at this time and continue to talk about cross talk with Cao Shulin.

There was nothing to do with Yang An and Cao Xiaobao next, and the two chatted backstage, exchanging experiences in cross talk.

As for the five watches?

Anyway, the burden was lost to Cao Shulin, what happened to Guan Yang'an?

But Cao Xiaobao didn't think so, hearing that the audience in the front hall was singing and making trouble again, and his father was pretending to be deaf and dumb there, trying to get by, Cao Xiaobao's heart was also itchy: "Brother Yang, what's going on with this fifth watch?" ”

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