Chapter 181: I Seem to Only OOXX
January 5th, half past six in the morning
There has always been no fate between the game and Chong, the only game he's ever played is to throw a sandbag, but then he stopped playing, no way, it's too hard to find a sandbag that is easy to throw, Yangping is a very good sandbag, it's a little heavier, and the moment you let go, it's too noisy
That's right, what he threw was a human flesh sandbag, which is commonly known as a shameful play
Chong looked up at the shop sign, obviously the sun had been rising for an hour, but the store's signboard was still flashing with colored light, it looked a bit like a midnight casino, but it wasn't, although in his mind it was no different from gambling, but it was just a game store
Why did he, who had always been against games, come here? Four words are enough to describe a qiΔ
-- Competitiveness and competitiveness
Recently, Yangping bought a handheld machine.,It seems to be the commonly known PSV.,Although I don't know where he got the money.,But it should be earned by regular means.,So he showed off.,Yes,In front of a series of local tyrants who dominate the whole machine such as Katsuragi Katsura and Sugizaki Key.,Of course, it also includes himself.
Leaving aside how bad his vision was, he was playing chess with Lelouch when Yohei came to him with the PSV
The result is obvious, the price of his mobile phone refurbished is two or three times more expensive than PSV, how can he have the capital to laugh at himself in terms of financial resources?
So he changed his approach, he said that he wanted to compete with himself in a fighting game, and then he lost, three defeats in three rounds
As a last resort, you can only look at the game console store after playing a game of real fights
Some people may ask, I have played a game with Penglai Mountain Huiye for a long time, why do I lose so badly?
Suffice it to say that this kind of thing is very good to use
Chong thought about it carefully, he didn't know anything about the game at all, he didn't have time before, and now he has no interest
"Ale? Isn't this Chong?" suddenly someone shouted from behind
"Sugizaki Key" Chong muttered, he should understand what he said, right?
"What are you here to buy?" asked Chong looking back
"Buy the game.,Today's limited edition game is on sale.,I brought this guy with me by the way" Sugi Kin pointed to Katsuragi Katsura who was walking and playing behind him
"Hmm" two senior otaku are here.,I should be able to recommend some games, right? But I'm not too embarrassed to ask
"By the way, Chong, are you also here to buy the game?" Sugizaki said with a smile, "Do you want to go shopping together?" β
"It doesn't matter" if you're not used to it, you really won't get used to it
"Big husband ~ let's go together ~ " Sugizaki Jian said excitedly, "This is a paradise for the house"
"What's weird, what game did he come here to buy?" Katsuragi Katsura took his eyes off the screen, "I remember that the game sold here should be"
"Katsuragi! Hurry up and keep up! It's time to sell! β
"Right now!"
Ten minutes later
"Katsuragi, how much PSP do you want to buy," Sugizaki said helplessly, "I only have three, oh?" Stop playing, wait a minute, you're usually buying PSP, right? β
"I don't play the console very much.,Because it's not good to carry it with me" Katsuragi Katsura pushed his glasses "Although the PSV is good.,But the above games have reproductions on the PSP.,I'm more used to the whole game dominance.,And the highlight or something must clearly express your love for the PSP.,Sugisaki-kun, you really don't understand, right?"
"I don't really understand, I'm more used to playing directly on the computer, Chong?" Sugizaki asked, turning his head
"PS3" swept the board, "It's not that I don't think it's interesting"
"Naikan Chong, you don't have a handheld, do you?" Sugizaki Jian sighed
"Defaulted
"It's a novice," a glimmer of light flashed on Katsuragi's glasses, "Very good"
"That's right, you should call a few more companions at this time," Sugizaki said shiningly
"It's dangerous, and if this group were aiming at his wallet, it would be a blessing
"But the game's sales time is approaching, so it's not reasonable to call at this time," Katsuragi frowned, "I don't think there's a need to rely on phone calls at all."
"What do you mean" Sugisaki Keyan said "Give orders, Osa"
These two psychopaths seem to be playing, should I distance myself a little?
"Let's turn on WIFI"
"Oh"
"Oh yes~ Isn't this Sugizaki and Katsuragi~" Yoshii Akihisa immediately waved his hand and walked over
"Look, I knew he must be there" Katsuragi pushed his glasses, "I have long expected the ending, how can Yoshii, who is stupid and has no money, have excess traffic?" β
"What a faux pas, how could I be here because of this? I just felt the call of my best friend! Sugisaki: Your WIFI is so fast! I'm almost ready to get a pack! β
"Don't mess around, what kind of picture bag are you going to have?" Sugizaki immediately walked over and watched, "Oh! This is! Send us the URL! β
βοΌβ Chong inadvertently scanned the manifest in the game store, so he walked over to take a look
"Today's special: [Sleep with someone else's wife], [Sister sent to the door], [Forbidden. The life of three people who are broken], [Super Brother Gui]"
It's amazing, you uncle!! These things are definitely not fighting games, bastards!!! In other words, these games cover a wide range!! I finally know why this place is an old man guarding the door and the rest of the place is full of girls!!
"Chong, by the way" Katsuragi Katsura kindly walked up and reminded "these games"
"None of them are all-age editions"
Maybe since then, I have developed a habit that no matter what I do, as long as I go out, then I must have a dynamite bag on my body
Five minutes later
"I knew that Chong you must not have come to buy that kind of thing" Sugizaki Key's eyes kept drifting, "Hahaha, it's all my fault, so please go and clear the case, okay?! β
"I'll go shopping by myself" Chong Leng said coldly, "When I get out, I'll go and cancel the complaint"
"Well, let's go shopping together, I just can recommend you fun games and handhelds, I have a wide range of hunting," Yoshii Akihisa said proudly
"He's really right about that, we all play Galgame, and Akehisa plays most console games, especially sports and two-person fighting games," Sugizaki immediately said
"Then what do you say is a good handheld?"
"Sure enough, it's still PS3," Yoshii said, glancing at the TV in the hall
"No, it's better to PSP," Katsuragi Katsura said seriously, "Only this point can't be allowed"
"I still think Neptune is the best," Sugizaki Key's eyes blurred again
βοΌβ Chong also looked at the TV, but there was nothing of interest on it
"It's good to buy it all" because he couldn't agree on it, so Chong whispered
"It can't be like this! That's the evil way!! β
"That's right! How can such a thing be done half-heartedly?!! β
"Don't think that if you have money, you can do whatever you want, how can you repair !!it?" The three of them roared at the same time
βοΌβ Can't you buy all of them like game consoles?
"Ahh Just about! Takasaka-kun came over for a moment, "Yoshii caught a glimpse of the sneaky man at a glance
βοΌβ The suspicious figure immediately paused, and then immediately breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Yoshii and the others
"What, it's you," Kyosuke Takasaka walked over, "You guys buy games too?" β
"Takasaka, what type of handheld do you prefer?" Katsura Mu said seriously, saying that he didn't know why, but Guimu deliberately accentuated his tone in terms of type
"Huh? Oh! Kyosuke Takasaka was surprised at first, but quickly understood what he meant, "Kirino prefers NDS, and my words Xbox360 is great"
"You guy really likes that~"
"Tsk, people can't look good~"
"The idea of the brave," the three of them quipped at the same time
βοΌβ NDS and Xbox360 aren't mainstream, right? And does this have anything to do with the brave? I've heard of Dragon Quest myself, but isn't that on the GBA?
"It's really strange, although it's common for a few of you to get together, but I didn't expect Chong to be in it" A female voice with some arrogance came from the front
"True Winter~" Sugizaki waved his hand
"Senior" Shiina Madon came over panting, and Kashiwazaki Hoshina in the back was also a shopping bag in one hand, "It's great to see you, quickly help Madong get it"
"No problem," Sugizaki took the shopping bag, "You guys are here so early, huh?" β
"Yes, because if you get up early, your luck will be better," Shiina Mato said menacingly, "I must draw the top ten today!" β
"Anyway, what are you doing here, you didn't buy anything?" Kashiwazaki Hoshina smiled arrogantly, "It won't be to save money, right?" It's just a handheld, right? β
"No, we're talking to Chong about what game console to buy," Yoshii Akihisa kicked the ball to Chong with an innocent face
"Hmm," Chong nodded in agreement
"I didn't expect it" Kashiwazaki Hoshina swept him with an interesting face, "I've never played games, but now I'm going to buy a handheld, I understand~"
What do you understand? Are you aware of chest disease?
"I like Will," says Hoshina Kashiwazaki, "and sure enough, that's great." Coo-hoo-hoo~"
"It's really winter, PSP, right?"
(I finally have the same hobby) Chong looked at Katsura Katsura Ma
"Hello customers, it's a special sales time every three months, please go to the front desk cashier to pick up the numbered ticket, we will sell all major handhelds and consoles for a limited time, repeat"
"Here we go, oh !!" The sudden yelling almost shattered his eardrums
"Chong, hurry up!! Will regret a spring break if it's late!! β
"One library, one library, !!!"
βοΌβ I don't understand it more and more here, aren't there a bunch of handhelds for sale outside?
Three minutes later
Originally, I thought it was quite empty, but now there are so many people at once, and the whole hall is crowded
"We have a membership card, so we can go for members, Chong come along, right?" Sugizaki said
"Hmm," he really didn't want to squeeze into the crowd
Five minutes later
"This is your number plate, put it away" The waiter with golden curls smiled sweetly, "Although Istval can't go to the counter to receive you, I can also bless you here~"
Why does it feel like a quest NPC?
β76οΌ How can it be repaired! Sugizaki screamed
"35 failed," Katsuragi Katsura frowned
"1456 Hey! It's too much of a difference! Yoshii Akihisa roared
"546, whew~ Sure enough, it's no play" Kyosuke Takasaka said helplessly
"176, what about you?"
"154, a big failure"
"1" Chong said lightly
"Huh?" Everyone's eyes instantly focused
"1, is it the first to pay?" Chong asked
"Of course!!" The next moment, the roar shattered his eardrums completely
Sure enough, let's hurry up
Ten minutes later
"Hello, may I ask the super ~ lucky customer what handheld do you want to buy ~ " The slender and slender cashier smiled and said, "I am the receptionist Maggie Kongnu, welcome to our store"
Chong thought about it, the money on his body must be enough, even the commonly known limited edition can't be too expensive, so it's better to take it back one by one and try it
"All," Chong said lightly
"All of them? No problem~" Maggie Kongnu smiled and said, "Please wait for a while, we will ask you to go to the backstage to check out when we are ready, and at the same time please receive gifts~"
Background? Can't you pay directly at the cash register? What is a gift? Included instruction manual or cassette?
"By the way, one more question for the guest, do you know how to play games?" Maggie Konnu smiled
"I'll only OOXX"
Note: In handhelds, O is generally a punch, while X is a jump
"Tsk~I see~ But you can't practice it yourself~" Maggie Kongnu entered the backstage with a mysterious smile on her face
βοΌβ After she entered, Chongshun glanced at the poster on the wall
"The store is the city's largest game store, and there will be a welfare activity every three months, anyone who draws 1~10 number cards in the store, can come to the central counter to buy 10~1 handhelds, and receive gifts at the same time, the following is a specific list of gifts"
"Those who purchase Neptune will receive a kiss from Nepdinou (with image)"
"PS3 purchasers will receive a free cleaning opportunity for Novalou"
"Buy"
Chong suddenly remembered one thing.,I remember that a few years ago, in order to increase sales, the game manufacturer used the virtual number jΓΉ to create a humanoid (Nianghua) version of a few girls as handhelds.,It turns out that I've already put it to work.
"Huh!" Chong didn't say a word and ran away from the door, Nima turned out to be like this!! Don't do this!!! I just want to play a game quietly!!
Really! I still just need to know OOXX!
postscript
"Hello~ I'm Nie Pudinu, here are Puran, Novalo and Bellu, etc., the specific should be written on the list~ Yesterday you bought a full set of handheld computers from us, right~ Today I am here to deliver the goods and implement the reward"
"You're looking for the wrong person" slammed the door shut
"Don't underestimate the fighting power of the goddess, boy!"
"?" Oh, by the way, these guys seem to be battle girls who can transform into two stages
Sure enough, the game or something is evil!!!