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As a teacher, I failed the speech of the king of your family, either in tears or in the crowd of followers - look at me again, I am saddened! At this time, there was only one way left for me - Xiucai met the soldiers, and it was unreasonable. Although I am not a soldier, I feel that the profession I used to be a hooligan is unreasonable - I really can't do it, so I can only pick up the profession of the past.

I was going to be to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch, since they play non-violent and non-cooperative with me, then don't blame me for playing yin, don't forget, this is my home field, I was killed in my own home stadium, except for Chinese football, no one else can do this kind of thing.

"All stand up!" I shouted loudly, scaring them - sitting on the road and reading a book is just a legend, people who really read like a quiet environment, the classroom was quiet before I came, and I made a mess of it by myself.

"Since you adopt Gandhi's non-violent and non-cooperative attitude towards this seat, then this seat can only use Huang Shuquan strongly! I now appoint you as the chief manager, responsible for supervising the class reading, the reading time is limited to the morning, and the reading time is outdated, and the punishment will be severe! "I had one foot in my chair and one hand puffing on my cigarette, like an old warlord of the twenties.

Seeing that he was entrusted with a heavy responsibility, Huang Shuquan immediately gave me a non-standard military salute and shouted: "Obey!" ”

"Guo Xiaoli! You used to be the class leader, and now you are responsible for counting everyone's electives, and students who do not report practical electives within two days will be deprived of the right to read books for one week, and if they do not report for more than five days, they will be deprived of the right to read books for life! "I'll go ahead and order.

The ponytail squad leader had a wry smile on his face, so he had to nod: "Yes!" ”

"Miaolemi!" Of course, I can't forget my pet who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and she likes to do the things that stir up the situation!

"You are responsible for supervising the reading of female students, and if you hide books in the dormitory without permission, you will be punished for cleaning the campus to earn credits for the class, and if you read books in the dormitory without permission, the crime will be increased by one degree, and the punishment will be doubled!" I said to Meow, and I watched as Mimi's big eyes narrowed into a slit - a sign that she was happy.

"Little fat man, don't look at it, you are the fattest in this class! You are in charge of the men's dormitory If I find a situation of favoritism, hehehehe, I heard that cleaning the toilet adds a lot of credits, hey, hey, hey! I smiled sinisterly, and the little fat man sat down on the ground in fright.

I withdrew my feet from the stool, flipped onto the podium, sat down on the podium, and continued, "Of course, the teacher is not an unkind person. You like to read, and it's wrong for me not to let you read, so I've introduced a book time purchase policy outside of the allotted reading time - what does that mean? When you earn a credit, you can find a time you like in the afternoon or evening to read for more than an hour, when others can only be forced to play games and sports, you can read safely, other classmates will envy you! With me, as long as you have credits, I can let you study! ”

Back then, Dayu's father taught us a truth: "It's better to be sparse than blocked, so we can't blindly reduce their reading time, and at the same time, we must give them hope while reducing their reading time - as long as you can earn credits, you can read books, it's not easy to be a teacher!"

This is also fate, because Mao is the only one who has this kind of strange student. Restricting students from reading books is such a bullshit thing that can only happen in a weird class like ours.

After I finished speaking, the classmates were in an uproar, and an unlucky child inherited Lu Xun's legacy, and pointed at me coldly and asked, "Teacher, you have no right to restrict us from studying!" ”

There are also children below who echo: "Yes! Give me back the right to read books! I want to read! ”

The crowd is excited, and the words are terrifying. I listened to sweaty vests and terror - you have seen students and teachers shouting, "I want to study!" I'm going to read a book"? This kind of scene is definitely a milestone scene in the history of education, this is a silent indictment of exam-oriented education, look! Only in a private school like ours that does not have the pressure of the college entrance examination will this kind of strange thing happen!

Hum! A bunch of little kids still talk to me about democracy? What is democracy? I am a teacher, a lord of the people! Fight me? Shoot him!

"Yo, you want to revolt? Want to rebel? Want a revolution? Arise, you who do not want to be slaves! Lao Tzu put the words here today, I am the biggest on the ground in Class T, please stand up if you are not convinced, let's go out and make a gesture I can let you have one hand" I sneered.

The leading rebel suddenly softened: "You are forced by force"

I hehe, "You know what it means to be in power from the barrel of a gun this time, right?" If you don't want to fight me, you can do it, I still have a bear at home, if you can knock it down, I'll let you read a book casually! ”

He hurriedly waved his hand: "Teacher, I was wrong, your majestic figure made me see the beacon of turning back, I am no longer the prodigal son who lost his way to the sea of books, under the leadership of Teacher Yang, I will set sail again"

Literati! What a literati! I will give him eighty-three points for this momentum of seeing the wind and rudder, and I will call him the rest in the form of six-six-six! What the? Super? Then reward him! The obscene energy of this drum is very much the charm of my time!

The defection of the biggest rebel gave a great shock to the students, and they once again witnessed what it means to defect and what it means to submit to power. I don't have a problem with that - because I'm the might.

I made a final statement: "Well, comrades, enjoy the last reading time, after this morning, you will say goodbye to free reading, remember, you Teacher Yang is a pure utilitarian, don't talk about anything polite, righteous and shameful, I will recognize credits here!" Why don't you go about it, I'll go back to the office and cook instant noodles - why are you studying so hard when you don't have the slightest pressure to go to school? Hey"

I shook my head as I paced out of the classroom, and as soon as I got out of the classroom, the pot exploded

"Lao Huang! Brother Huang! Lori Huang! We're good brothers, aren't we? You're going to have to open up to your buddy! The little four-eyed man behind Huang Shu's body patted him on the shoulder bitterly and begged.

I really didn't read the wrong person, Comrade Lori Huang is definitely the one who holds chicken feathers as an arrow! He said in a pretentious manner: "Brother, brother, I can't help it, Teacher Yang asked me to be the chief manager because of my trust in me, and our family can't live up to the expectations of the above!" ”

At this time, he couldn't even look at meow, and rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "Minion! ”

Since then, Huang Shuquan has a second nickname after Lori Huang - Huang Gonggong, the governor of Dongchang Factory!