"Well?" I wandered around the class bored, trying to function a little bit as a teacher, but reality slapped me hard - these children were so obedient that they couldn't be more obedient. If this scene presented to me is true, the ranking of this class is definitely not T!

The ponytail class leader smiled shyly: "Teacher, I'm reading"

"It's good to read, what are you reading?" I asked, "Those who are idle are also idle, and they should rejoice with the people."

"Etrahms's "Mirror and Lamp", a very good aesthetic masterpiece, but there is a little problem with the Chinese translation, after two days, I want to buy an English original book to translate well, and then publish it to the publishing house, now many small publishing houses have zài problems in the translation of foreign masterpieces, story books are a little better, but this kind of knowledge-based and theoretical book translation has zài no small problem." The ponytail squad leader stroked his bangs and said to me with a smile.

I felt this chill, and it was really a book that my college teacher recommended to us - and I never thought that when I came to high school as a homeroom teacher, my students were actually reading it! No face! Lost!

"Teacher, I think the reason why Etrahms's theory is not valued is because there are some discrepancies between him and the current Marxist literary theory, Marx believes that literature and art originate from labor, while Etram thinks that literature and art originate from imitation and games" The ponytail little class leader didn't see my darkening face at all, and then chattered.

"Well, what you said is very right, well, continue to work hard to learn more knowledge," I said perfunctorily, no way, the knowledge level of the master has not reached that level at all, I can at most talk about the people's version of the high school Chinese textbook - but I don't talk about this here!

I can see that coming to this school to be a teacher is really a test of real skills! It's always necessary to pay it back when you come out to mix.,If you don't study hard, you'll eventually be dumbfounded by students.,But this day is a little early.

Finally, I discovered an astonishing fact - all the children in Class T have a level of knowledge and foresight far beyond their peers, and I wondered if the grandson who ranked the class was taking a kickback, why did such an excellent class be ranked at the bottom of the list? I was puzzled.

"Guo Xiaoli, let me ask you, why was our class ranked in Class T? I think our classmates are very good! I asked the ponytail squad leader.

Guo Xiaoli glanced up at me: "Haven't you discovered the rules of this school?" Academic performance is not the most important thing here - if we have to rely on the exam to determine the ranking, our class will definitely be able to kill the guys in class A who show off their might. ”

Then she clenched her fists and said hatefully: "The comprehensive grade point is determined by examining the number of activities you usually participate in, the number of clubs you have participated, the number of contributions you have made to the school, and the subjects you have taken electives: such as cooking, martial arts, etc., are relatively rich subjects, but the credits of humanities and history are relatively few-most of our class are nerds, this time the wilderness survival is forced to be helpless, if we don't even do the social practice of wilderness survival, our class will be downgraded- Give up the name of the T class and make it a U class"

And this rule? I felt a little melancholy - the first time I saw a school that didn't look at the results of cultural classes to divide classes, but according to the principle of things by like, people by groups, the nerds of the whole year of high school were concentrated in my class, although these nerds may have been forced by their parents to learn some other survival skills, but their nature is still to get by, adhering to the principle of "I read my books, you don't bother me".

My good boy, if you are placed in such a class as a teacher in a public high school, it will definitely be your happiness, because the results of these kids in the college entrance examination will definitely send you to the throne of famous teachers - but in this strange and special school, nerds have become a burden.

Headache, headache - the old man of the chairman is yin! With my undergraduate cultural program, I am not worthy of being a Chinese teacher for these super nerds, not to mention anything else, the humanistic qualities of the ponytail can crush me.

It seems that the chairman of the board of directors has given me a problem, but if I want Yang Mengmeng to retreat, it will be too much, since the rules of this school are not conformist, then I will bring these children into a group of little ruffians and little sisters in the township!

Having found the goal of action and no longer confused, I staggered onto the podium, clapped my hands, and pulled the children roaming in the sea of books to the real world, I cleared my throat and said:

"The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, and the warriors are guarding the Quartet"

Before I could finish speaking, I was interrupted by a little four-eyed: "Teacher, you have a sentence, the original text of "Song of the Great Wind" is 'The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying, Weijia is returning to his hometown in the sea, and the warriors are guarding the Quartet'!" ”

I smiled, then my face changed, and I slapped the table inwardly: "Comprehend the spirit!" I'm the teacher, and I'm in charge! ”

Xiao Siyan closed his mouth timidly, after three days of survival in the wild, my power is very heavy, these children are three points of respect for me, seven points of fear.

"Two days ago, I was a newcomer and lacked an in-depth understanding of our class, but after a few days of observation, I found that everyone is a good child in the traditional sense. But students, comrades! The rivers and lakes are sinister and unpredictable, the place where you live is a school where the law of the jungle is observed, a big forest that abides by the law of the jungle, wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and huskies can only eat dog food! Although my name Yang Mengmeng is cute, but as a Northeast master, a short-tempered Northeast master will not allow his class to become the last class of the school year, there are no weak soldiers under the strong generals, nerds, your good days are over, I will take you to change your face, and we will go sideways after becoming a mighty and majestic division that cannot be beaten to the death, even if it is the young masters of Class A in front of us, we are still fearless! Now I announce two rules: One! No more than five hours a day to read! People who read dead books and dead books are the most useless, and as the old saying goes, useless is scholars! So the second rule is: no one has to apply for two science and technology elective courses! I don't care what the content is, the credits must be obtained, otherwise I will let you know what is called the anger of the head teacher, and what is the violent Yang Mengmeng! I yelled loudly, but to no avail, and the hapless boys looked at me and put their eyes back into the book

That's the power of knowledge! These old bookworms are uncomfortable when they don't read for a moment! Oh, my God! I had half the perseverance and life-hungry character of these kids, and I'm still working on my PhD!

Sad! Sad!