Yang An looked at Cao Xiaobao, and saw something different in Cao Xiaobao's eyes, that little cleverness couldn't hide from him!

He pushed Cao Xiaobao away: "Fifth watch, fifth watch, what do you think about all day long?" Is this something you should be concerned about? The kids are playing! ”

Cao Xiaobao said with a shy face: "I just want to ask...... What if I'm going to tell this story in the future? ”

Yang An said: "After you have a girlfriend, the two of you will make trouble in person, don't you know?" ”

"But I don't have a girlfriend yet!"

Cao Xiaobao was energetic, and came over to flatter and beat his back: "Brother Yang, you know so many beauties in the entertainment industry, can you introduce me to a girlfriend?" I just heard Gu Yan say, your program team seems to have specially invited a group of beauties from the art school to record the show, right? Is there anything in it that suits me? I don't mind being a little older, as long as I'm as beautiful as Sister Feifei......"

Yang An scolded with a smile: "Bald donkey, you dare to have a crush on the poor master? Sister Fei Fei is mine! ”

Cao Xiaobao hurriedly apologized: "Don't dare, don't dare!" Sister Fei Fei is the national goddess, I only admire her, and there is no blasphemy! I mean, I also want to find a goddess of Sister Feifei's level as a girlfriend......"

It turns out that this kid's real purpose is this!

Yang Ancai would not agree easily, he laughed and scolded, simply excused himself to make a phone call, slipped out, and then sat next to the front hall, watching Cao Shulin and Hou Jian perform.

The two-hour show is finally over, and after the end of the show, the apprentices have to be busy seeing off guests in the front hall and dealing with some fans.

The masters don't have to be like this, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian said on the stage that they didn't rest for two hours, the door was high, and they were fighting or something, everyone was already thirsty, hungry and tired.

"Come on, Yang An, let's have something to eat!"

Cao Shulin was very polite, beckoning Yang An to go backstage for supper, the Eight Immortals table, the mutton shabu-shabu was steaming, the four-color green vegetarian dishes were washed and put away, the fat sheep and fat cow were sliced and put on the plate, four dishes and four bowls of side dishes, Hou Jian also liked to drink, so he had to pull Yang An to drink, Li Yueyan thief, sitting in front of the meat and meat plate, everything was under control.

After a polite gesture, everyone sat down, Cao Shulin handed over a red envelope, and said: "This is your reward today, the money is not much, don't be too little." ”

Where is Yang An willing to accept it, and excused himself: "No, no, I'm here to play today, and I've only been talking for a few minutes, I can't ask for this money!" ”

Hou Jian said: "Master Zu said that it is natural to get something from your work, we know that you have money, but this is the income of your labor, and you can get every penny with a clear conscience, isn't this reasonable?" ”

Cao Shulin also said: "Although you only said it for a few minutes, you brought happiness to the audience, and you must get something for your work!" This is just your labor remuneration today, and you have also brought earth-shaking changes to Lin Yunshe and helped us too much, so Lin Yunshe still owes you a favor that cannot be measured with money and may not be repaid in this life! ”

"You're serious, you're serious! Don't say that! ”

Yang An said that he couldn't say anything, and if he continued to talk about it, he would probably kowtow and thank him, so he had to pick up the red envelope and put it in front of him, and sighed: "Then I might as well be respectful, thank you to a few teachers!" Oops, I've never felt this way, with the money I earned with my own hands in my hands, I feel such a sense of accomplishment in my heart! ”

Everyone laughed, Li Yue snorted the mutton and said: "Pull it down, I've heard Ma Xin say that just one "Jianghu Jokes", you have millions of dollars a year, and the advertising fee of "Happy Comedian" is tens of millions, haven't you made any money yet?" ”

Yang An shook his head and sighed: "Money and money are not the same, and in my opinion, tens of millions of naming fees are the numbers on the account." There is a special person responsible for the expenses of paying salaries, buying equipment, and eating for employees, and they are all more than one zero and one less zero. Like today, we tried our best on the stage, just to amuse the audience, everyone raised their voices and quarreled, was scolded, beaten, even their clothes were torn, and after a hard night's work, although the sweat was only exchanged for a few pieces of paper, this was a heavy harvest, full of joy, and a great sense of achievement......"

The tickets of Lin Yun Club range from 20 yuan to 50 yuan, the per capita consumption in the venue is not high, and gifts such as flower baskets are counted separately, Yang An estimates that the turnover of one night is about 10,000 yuan, and this is not counting the water and electricity artificial rent.

Hard money, this is really hard money, Yang An realized that it is indeed not easy for cross talk actors to make a living!

Hou Jian seemed to be unhappy, and knocked on the wine glass with chopsticks and said, "What's the matter?" You're all happy, aren't you? It's me who gets scolded and beaten, is it easy for me to roll on the ground with my old arms and legs? Who will pay for my underwear being torn, you are still tired all night, and you have only been on stage for a few minutes? Next time, let's train the apprentice again, how about beating you, are you willing? Boy, punish for drinking! ”

Everyone laughed, and Yang An hurriedly begged for mercy: "Ouch, Uncle Hou, I'm not just for innovation, the old version is all about beating those teasers, and now let's beat them again, the effect is not bad, isn't it?" ”

Hou Jian scolded with a smile: "Not a bad fart!" Next time, I have to be beaten! ”

Cao Shulin laughed: "Okay! When Yang An performed martial arts apprentices on the comedian stage, he would be replaced with a beating and teasing at that time, and it was decided! ”

Yang An smiled bitterly: "Is it really to beat me?" ”

Li Yue coaxed: "I have to beat you!" Also, Yang An, it's not me who said you, you too, if you make trouble on the fifth watch, you don't say what the fifth watch is, and finally throw a mess at us, do you know how many viewers will not be able to sleep tonight, and will scold us Lin Yunshe in a different way? ”

Yang Anle was happy and said with a smile: "I'm still here, do you blame me if the audience can't sleep?" ”

Li Yue said: "Don't blame you, who do you blame?" This five watches were originally a burden prepared on the stage of comedians. When you were competing, you sang four watches, and then stopped, do you think the audience of 500 people in the audience would be happy? ”

Yang An said: "Of course not! ”

Li Yue said: "Then you just said, your master only taught four sentences, you go back this week, ask how to sing the fifth sentence, and sing it to the audience in the next issue." Then if the audience wants to listen to the fifth watch, they must wait until the next issue for us to come on stage, will we be relegated? When it comes to the third phase of the competition, let's think of a way to continue to drag it back, so that the period will drag on to ensure that you can survive to the finals! ”

That's a good idea!

It's so cheap!

It's shameless!

Yang An laughed uncontrollably, pointing at Li Yue, but he couldn't say a word, and finally laughed with the others.

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It's Thursday again, Blue Ocean Satellite TV is about to broadcast the second episode of "Happy Comedian", who is the first comedian to be eliminated?

There are more and more discussions on this topic on the Internet, comedy has always been a popular element of the public, "Happy Comedian" is a variety show that includes China's top comedy team, even those viewers who don't like to watch TV very much, are influenced by their friends, and when they go home, they turn on the TV set that they haven't seen for a long time, and try to accept it.

"Support the sketch of Little Northeast!"

"Great love for Jin Dabao! Give us Northeast people a face! ”

"I like independent actor Zhou Jinci~~ He is China's Jim Carrey~~"

"Support cross talk! Support Lin Yun Club! Support Yang An! ”

"Forever Kungfu team, forever national art peerless~"

Fans from all walks of life spontaneously ganged up on the Internet, canvassed for their favorite comedy teams, posted on the forum of "Happy Comedian" to build momentum, and posted top posts on entertainment websites such as Haijiao.com forum and cat's paw network.

Beijin Quyi School has specially prepared a small classroom, using a projector to broadcast the program of Blue Ocean Satellite TV, with five or six teachers and school leaders sitting in front, as well as a few middle-aged men in suits, and a few older old artists of the Beijin Quyi Association.

"Haozi, who are these people?" Ma Ming had just finished debugging the signal and came to the back of the small classroom to ask the classmates around him.

The classmate named Haozi said in a low voice: "The one wearing the suit is someone from Beijin TV, and one of them is the host of "Quyi Tea Party", you should have heard of it, right?" ”

Ma Ming scratched his head and said in surprise: "Quyi Tea Party"? Oh my God, does this show still exist? It's been 20 years, right? Older than me! ”

Haozi said: "That's right, this is the oldest comedy variety show on Beijin TV. Those old artists, some of them are famous artists in the Beijin cross talk industry, and some are sketch masters, and they are all directors of the Beijin Quyi Association. ”

Ma Ming was curious: "Quyi Association, Beijin TV, plus our school, also got together to watch "Happy Comedian", what are they going to do?" ”

Haozi said in a low voice: "What are you doing?" Revised program! Follow the trend! Isn't that how domestic TV stations play? ”

As the two expected, when the show aired, these people were pointing and talking in a low voice while watching the show.

"We also have such a large studio on Beijin TV, just a little renovation."

"Principal Song, is there any improvement in this model? For example, six groups of confrontations, audience voting, can we add a guest voting link? ”

"Teacher Wang, please leave it to you to find contestants, as long as you go out, those famous masters will definitely enjoy the competition."

"Of course, cross talk is our Beijin Qingyun Club, this is the most traditional Beijin cross talk, in terms of orthodoxy, there is no one like it!"

"One cross talk is not enough, it's best to bring in the Li faction cross talk in Zhongjing, two cross talk shows, one acrobatics, three sketches, this drama can be set up!"

The content of this group of professionals is all related to the program system, and perhaps seeing the performance of each group of contestants is a lack of interest, after all, everyone has watched too much and laughs very high.

But Ma Ming and Haozi sat in the back, watching the show and almost laughing, the two of them didn't dare to make a sound, laughing and wiping tears in the back, the two were heard by the leaders in front of them, and they turned around and glared angrily.

The two slipped out the back door in embarrassment, and as soon as they went out, they let out an irrepressible laugh: "Let's go!" Find a place where I can laugh to my heart's content, and I'm going to watch "The Happy Comedian"! ”

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