Chapter 1293: The Old Fork Returns
"What a!" As soon as he heard the sound of barbecued pork buns, Lin Xing couldn't sit still anymore, and suddenly bounced up from the sofa.
Qiu Fangfang sat down on the sofa, "What's wrong with you?" ”
Lin Xing only felt that the superbrain system in his mind like a computer screen had finally stabilized, but it was a blue wow, and there was nothing.
But with the sound of the barbecued pork bun shouting getting closer and closer, a small black dot appeared in the middle of the blue screen, and the black dot became bigger and bigger, and finally a barbecued pork bun with a barbecued pork bun on the head appeared in the middle of the blue screen like a big change.
"Old fork...... You old slut......" Lin Xing was surprised and delighted.
"Hey, hey, hey, miss me, right?" The barbecued pork bun still has that shameless look, scratching his head in the system with a coquettish leg and grinning.
After the super brain upgrade was completed, Lin Xing didn't care to ask why the barbecued pork bun appeared in the system, turned around and pointed to the portrait on the wall: "LOOK, LOOK, IS THIS OLD BASTARD ON THE WALL YOU." ”
"Who are you scolding? That's my ancestor! Qiu Fangfang couldn't help but stand up and said angrily.
"Go to the side." Lin Xing pushed her back into the sofa: "I'm discussing with your ancestor whether he is your ancestor." ”
Qiu Fangfang: "......"
The barbecued pork bun put his hand on the pergola in the system and looked at it carefully: "Huh! I asked a painter to paint this portrait before I left home, why would Mao be here? ”
Lin Xing slapped his face: "That's right." Pointing to Qiu Fangfang on the sofa: "Then she should be your descendant." ”
"Holy! It's so cool to still have sunglasses in your room! It doesn't look like me, it's been more than a thousand years, is she pretending? "Barbecued pork bun.
Lin Xing strode to the door of the kitchen, just when he saw Old Man Qiu coming out with a plate of fried chicken, he stretched out his hand and pointed at him: "Then this looks like it, right?" ”
"Obediently knock, it's really like!" The barbecued pork bun slapped his head and sat down in the system.
Lin Xing was a little skeptical: "It's been more than a thousand years, there's no reason to look exactly like you?" ”
Barbecued pork bun said: "Why is there no reason? My father and I also look similar, and our enemy's genetics are strong. ”
Lin Xing suddenly thought of a very strange question: "Old slut, you are a eunuch, how can you have descendants?" ”
"Little slut, the old man has already married a wife and had children before he left home to cultivate." Barbecued pork bun rolled his eyes.
Lin Xing nodded slightly, "Finally, let me confirm, has your enemy family had fox odor for generations?" ”
"That's right!"
"That's right, the genes of the enemy family are really strong enough!" Lin Xing snapped his fingers, took the chicken from the stunned old man Qiu and put it on the table, and beckoned to Qiu Fangfang: "Sister Fangfang, you can come over and start dinner." ”
The meals were ready, Lin Xing didn't care about the three seven twenty-one first picked up a bowl of rice, put down the bowl and looked at the father and daughter of the enemy family in front of him: "The two of you are strange, Sister Fangfang, in fact, we are really our own people, barbecued pork buns, that is, your ancestors have always been with me, and I will definitely cover your father and daughter from now on." ”
Old man Qiu reacted, glared at him and said, "What are you kidding, my ancestor has already cultivated to the Great Luo Golden Immortal more than a thousand years ago, how old are you, you ...... Who did you hear about him? ”
"Chirp! He is a fart Da Luo Jin Immortal, and he has cultivated to a dead ...... after cultivating and cultivating."
"Stop! Do not speak ill of me before my children! The barbecued pork bun jumped up and said with his teeth and claws.
Lin Xing organized his language for a while, and said: "Anyway, this matter is a long story, it's a bit complicated, your ancestor Qiu Tiangang entered a very mysterious space by mistake, and after a thousand years, he and I became attached to me by mistake, and now he and I have a double cultivation relationship, how to say it, to explain it in a fashionable phrase, it is divine friendship, and I can communicate with him spiritually." After thinking about it again, Lin Xing had reservations about Tianjing's affairs.
The father and daughter were stunned for a long time, but Qiu Fangfang reacted first: "How can you make me believe that what you said is true?" ”
Barbecued pork bun rolled his eyes in the system and said, "My wife's name before I left home was Yao Suqiu." ”
"Your ancestor's wife is Yao Suqiu." Lin Xing said to Qiu Fangfang.
Old man Qiu shook his head and said, "It's been thousands of years, and we don't even know what our ancestors' grandmother's surnames are." ”
The barbecued pork bun thought for a while, "Slut, you ask him if he has a birthmark on his left butt or a birthmark on his right buttocks, in short, our enemy's genetics are so strong that they are on the right, if he is really my descendant, then he must have a copper coin birthmark, either left or right." ”
Lin Xing's original words were relayed to the two fathers and daughters.
"Nonsense, I don't have a birthmark." Qiu Fangfang shook her head and said.
Old Man Qiu was stunned for a long time, swallowed his saliva, and asked, "Do you know what color the birthmark is?" ”
Lin Xing paused and said, "Half cinnabar and half green, it looks like a little gossip, and it is because of this that your ancestor firmly believes that he has a relationship with Taoism, and after giving birth to a son, he went to cultivate the Tao." ”
"Xiaofang, what he said is true, my little gossip is on the left." Old Man Qiu muttered.
Qiu Fangfang looked at Lin Xing with a complicated expression: "Actually...... I don't really believe that my ancestor and his old man cultivated to become immortals, but ...... I've been interested in monasticism over the years, but what is the situation of his old man now? ”
Lin Xing shook his head, and after communicating with the barbecued pork bun, he said: "You don't need to ask if your ancestor said this, what kind of Tao does a woman's family cultivate, hurry up and find someone to marry and give birth to a baby." Also, after he left home, he found a home remedy, and he had cured his little fox before hanging it, and I will copy the recipe to you later, your genetics are so strong, you must put it away as an heirloom. ”
"A must!" Old Man Qiu and Qiu Fangfang said in unison.
Lin Xing saw that Qiu Fangfang was still wearing sunglasses in the house, and couldn't help asking, "Sister Fangfang, what's going on with your eyes?" Is it also a genetic disease? ”
Qiu Fangfang shook her head and said: "No, I don't know what's going on, since I was sixteen years old, I can't see light in my right eye, otherwise it will hurt to death or live." As he spoke, he took off the sunglasses off his face.
Lin Xing nodded, he had vaguely seen through his sunglasses that Qiu Fangfang's right eye was still covered with a piece of gauze.
"Friend of the ancestors, I'll go and help you add a bowl of rice." Old man Qiu got up and said.
"Why be so polite, with the relationship between me and Lao Cha, there is no need to separate you and me between us at all."
After eating, Lin Xing wrote down the recipe for curing fox odor according to what the barbecued pork bun said, and then told Qiu Fangfang that he would bring a miracle doctor to see what was going on with her right eye in a few days.
The barbecued pork bag returned, the super brain also completed the upgrade, and all kinds of abilities were finally restored, Lin Xing's spirit was greatly boosted, and he almost walked into the house in one step or two.