Chapter 1292: After the Deceased
Helplessly, it is enough to meet these eight single dogs.
So, Lin Xing helped Qiu Fangfang onto the bar in front of the mountain bike and rode out of school like a child.
"Where did you buy your miscellaneous battery car, it will break when you touch it, and the quality is not as good as a bicycle." Lin Xing muttered.
Qiu Fangfang sat in front of him and was not restrained, and said: "I bought the parts online, and my father helped me assemble them." ”
"Damn, is this okay?"
As he spoke, the Eight Heavenly Kings rode up in seven chariots.
The little white pig who was carried by Li Hao was the most familiar with Lin Xing, and couldn't help asking, "Boss, don't you really think Teacher Qiu stinks?" ”
"I have rhinitis."
"Wow, then you two are really compatible."
"White Tower, what nonsense are you talking about?" Qiu Fangfang said hurriedly.
Lin Xingqi said: "No, Sister Fangfang, you haven't married yet?" ”
No matter how you look at Qiu Fangfang, she is almost forty years old, and she is still single!
Gao Meng (that is, the thin bamboo pole in the Eight Heavenly Kings) smiled: "Unless your nose is an ornament like you, which man dares to marry Sister Fangfang." ”
"What do you call me?" Qiu Fangfang was stunned.
Gao Meng smiled again: "How cheesy it sounds to call the teacher after leaving school, Sister Fangfang, we were wrong before, follow Teacher Feng to call you stinky teacher, you have a lot of adults, don't take it to heart." ”
Qiu Fangfang glanced up at Lin Xing, "Ha, you have a bit of a skill, and you have subdued the Eight Heavenly Kings so quickly." ”
Lin Xing said with a smile: "What do you say to accept or not, they come to school, we come to teach, we will talk about it if it is pleasing to the eye, and we will be busy if it is not pleasing to the eye." ”
"Hey, Lin Dou, your thinking is not right, as a teacher, you have the responsibility to set things right, in addition to teaching, you also have to teach them the principles of being a human being, you can't let them make mistakes, you can't just get paid to make a living."
"Huh." Thinking of the bricks of Teacher Lin Dou this morning, the little white pig smiled and said nothing.
Lin Xing said hesitantly: "These boys are not three or five years old, you look at Li Hao and Gao Meng, they are taller than me; Look at Baozi (the fattest of the Eight Heavenly Kings, his big name is Bao Dahai), he is fatter than that Niu Mengmeng; Look at the White King again, he is whiter than you, and they still need us to reason? If you come less, you are better than a monkey, and if you really want to learn badly, you won't have to wait until now. ”
Speaking of this, Lin Xing couldn't help but smack his lips and said to the Eight Heavenly Kings: "I just don't understand, why are you pickling girls so vegetable." ”
The Eight Heavenly Kings lamented together.
After crossing another intersection, and parting ways with the Eight Heavenly Kings, who had gradually become harmonious, Lin Xing carried Qiu Fangfang all the way to a two-story small building according to her instructions.
"This is my house, let's stay for a meal." Qiu Fangfang got out of the car and jumped to the door on one leg.
"Okay." Lin Xing had already smelled the aroma of food wafting from the small building, and his index finger suddenly moved.
Qiu Fangfang pushed open the door and shouted as she jumped in: "Daddy, daddy!" You stir-fry a few more dishes, and I brought a colleague back for dinner. ”
An old man poked his head out of the kitchen: "Yo, this is the first time in the world!" Who is not afraid of death and dares to come back with you? Male or female? Does he have a nose? ”
"it!" After taking a look at the old man, Lin Xing's eyes almost fell, "Old fork, why are you here?" Holy, how did you shave your hair? ”
I saw that this old man had broom eyebrows, mung bean eyes, and three dog oil mustaches on his lips.
"Oops, it's a handsome guy!" The old man jumped out all of a sudden, glared at Lin Xing from head to toe with mung bean eyes, and looked at Lin Xing again and again: "Are you chasing my Xiaofang?" ”
"I ......" Lin Xing couldn't cry or laugh, stepped forward and grabbed his shoulders with both hands: "Old fork, you don't recognize me?" ”
"What a fork, I'm Xiaofang's father, of course my surname is Qiu." Old man Qiu looked back at Qiu Fangfang, pointed to his head and said, "This kid shouldn't have a problem here, right?" Even if it is, it doesn't matter, as long as I can marry you off. ”
"What are you talking nonsense?" Qiu Fangfang glanced at him, and asked Lin Xing with some confusion: "What old fork?" This is my son, do you know him? ”
Lin Xing stared at the old man for a while, and suddenly shook his head: "I think I probably recognized the wrong person." ”
As he spoke, he raised his eyes and saw a portrait hanging on the wall, and stood on the spot again.
Old man Qiu glanced at him, walked to Qiu Fangfang with a spatula, and asked in a low voice: "This kid is weird, could it really be that he ran out of the neurological hospital?" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, let's stir-fry the vegetables quickly." Qiu Fangfang jumped in front of Lin Xing, "Eh, what's wrong with you?" ”
Lin Xing closed his mouth and swallowed his saliva, pointed to the portrait and asked, "The person in this painting is ......?"
"It's my ancestor." Old man Qiu pointed to the portrait with a spatula: "My ancestor is a Da Luo Jin Immortal who has achieved positive results, boy, come forward and worship him and hug your thighs!" ”
Lin Xing looked at him in amazement, and then looked at the portrait: "May I ask your ancestor's surname?" ”
Old man Qiu glared: "You kid is really rude, where did you ask the name of your ancestors for the first time?" ”
Lin Xing said: "Actually...... You...... Is your ancestor called a fork, no, is he called Qiu Tiangang? ”
Old man Qiu jumped to Qiu Fangfang's side with an "ah", and the father and daughter glared at Lin Xing together: "How do you know?" ”
"Damn, it turned out to be the old man." Lin Xing muttered.
"After the deceased?" Qiu Fangfang was stunned and repeated.
Lin Xing nodded, turned to Old Man Qiu and said, "Fork offspring, can you please go cook first?" I'm a little hungry. ”
Old man Qiu looked at him with a questioning face: "What kind of offspring, ...... you?"
"Wait a minute, let's go cook first, I need time to calm down." Lin Xing pushed him into the kitchen unceremoniously, took out a silver needle and pricked his nose twice.
Qiu Fangfang was even more puzzled: "Lin Dou, what are you doing here?" ”
"Sister Fangfang, it turns out that your little fox is genetic, you can forget it alone, you father and daughter together stink like this, but I really can't say it, I have to close my sense of smell first."
"Oh, so you said you had rhinitis and it was fake."
Looking at the old yellowed portrait on the wall, the familiar figure made Lin Xing have mixed feelings, he just wanted to ask Qiu Fangfang more about her ancestors, suddenly, he felt a shock all over his body, stumbled under his feet, and sat down on the sofa.
"What's wrong with you?" Qiu Fangfang was completely stunned.
Lin Xing didn't say a word, just shook his head.
He really couldn't put into words how he was now.
At the moment just now, the super brain system suddenly showed that the upgrade was completed, and then he felt that the world was spinning, and the system in his mind was jumping and jumping like a computer flashing screen, flashing so that he couldn't find the north.
I don't know how long it took, and suddenly a familiar voice came: "Ah Xing! You slut, don't hurry up and congratulate me, the old man has been upgraded! ”