The grandfather pulled his face and scolded vigorously: "Didn't you tell you not to use the forbidden technique, why do you still use it, is it just to make up the indicators for the underworld, and now there are only fifteen years left to live, you can do it yourself." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

I can't believe it myself, although I know that using forbidden techniques will reduce my lifespan, doesn't it mean that using it once will reduce it by five years, according to this calculation, I used to be eighty years old, and now I am less than twenty years old, forty-five years, enough to use it nine times, but in fact I didn't use it nine times, I used it five times at most, and where did I go in twenty years, and I had to live to be sixty years old.

But no matter how much I shouted, it was useless, Lu Ju said: "It is written in the book of life and death, there are so many are so many, the king of Hades told you to die for the third watch, how can he keep you until the fifth watch." ”

If you don't compromise, you have to compromise, my grandfather and Meng Po discussed it, let me go up and return to Yang for fifteen years, and then go back to the underworld to stay with her granddaughter after fifteen years.

Is this whether I am willing or unwilling, to be honest, Meng Lan is really beautiful and moving, and I do have a husband and wife with her, forget it, since she is willing to wait for me, I am also willing.

Under Lao Bai's urging, the third uncle and the fat man pulled me to leave, I wanted to have a long confession with Meng Lan, but I still said goodbye from my eyes!

The back of the departure has been gone for a long time.

When I opened my eyes, I was lying on a bed, and when I could move, I saw the fat man and the third uncle on the next bed, Zhang Tingting saw that we were awake, and said, "Bailing, you finally woke up." ”

I touched my head, and I felt a little groggy.

"I'm scared to death, just wake up." Zhang Tingting said.

The fat man also got up from the bed, the third uncle touched his head, Zhang Tingting handed over the water again and again, the fat man drank two sips, and the third uncle only fed a little.

"What's wrong with us?" I looked at Zhang Tingting with some doubts, if I remember correctly, shouldn't there be Lao Bai, what about her.

"Say, everyone got up early this morning, just the three of you didn't see anyone, I looked for a long time in the hotel, and found that you were not there, the class guide was in a hurry, and quickly called all the people and notified the police to look for you, who knew that the three of you were found in the woods, at that time the three of you had fainted, the body was slimy, a body of slime, I don't know what it was, dirty and smelly, the most terrible thing is that Zhao Xin's body is lying next to you, and some classmates fainted on the spot." Zhang Tingting replied.

Hearing this, I took a deep breath and looked at the fat man, the third uncle, the two of them seemed to remember what was going on, it must have been Lao Bai who reversed us out of her stomach, and the mucus on our body must be her stomach acid, as for Zhao Xin, it is not surprising, she was eaten by Lao Bai before, as for the matter of the underworld, it has passed, but I only have fifteen years left to live, and I don't know if it is a good thing or a bad thing to know how long I can live.

Zhang Tingting went out, the fat man smiled at me, and I totaled it.

At this moment, the squad guide came to our room with the police officer, the squad guide looked at us and woke up, and asked for warmth, afraid that something would happen to us, the police officer looked at us and said, "Can you three tell us about last night's events, let's make a record, why go back to the woods." ”

"What, go to the woods?" The fat man pretended to be surprised and said, "What are we going to do in the woods?" ”

Asked by the fat man, the police officer was quite curious and said, "Don't you know that you found it in the woods this morning, and tell me honestly." ”

"Strange, how could it be a wood? I only remember going to bed last night, halfway through my sleep, suddenly someone called me, I saw a girl, beckoning to me, I followed her in a daze, walked for a while, when I wanted to see her face clearly, I fainted. "The third uncle is fair.

"There is a ghost, it's Zhao Xin, it's Zhao Xin." The fat man pretended to shout suddenly, curled up in a ball, shivering, and covered himself with the quilt.

My three frightened performance really frightened the squad guide and the policeman, he couldn't help but tremble in his heart, could it be that he really met a ghost, because of the strong suppression of ghosts and monsters from above, this kind of feudal thinking must not be spread.

The school also sent a psychological counselor to comfort us, and also gave us a scare fee, and the school wrote off the previous failure in order to appease us.

I took the school bus back to school, and when I came to my dear dormitory, I really felt very warm, I went straight to bed, and everything was thrown out of the clouds.

The quiet afternoon is the best time to sleep, only to hear the sound of pots and pans, and realize that it is time for dinner, I leaned over from the bed and signaled to the fat man, the third uncle should go to find food to eat.

The fat man and the third uncle had a face-to-face, and I rushed to the cafeteria.

I casually ordered a few dishes, sat down, and not long after I sat down, I heard the next table muttering something again.

"Isn't that from the next class," the fat man muttered.

"Is there some kind of gossip going on again?" The third uncle is fair.

The fat man pointed his ears and listened.

I saw a boy cowering and said: "Oh, do you know the class next door, that's really embarrassing, I heard that there is a man in that class who is extremely perverted, holding an inflatable doll to play stud in the women's toilet, and was hit by the aunt who sweeps the toilet, you talk about the next class There is no shortage of girls, I heard that the school flowers are in his class, how can he do such a lack of morality." ”

I looked at the third uncle and said, "The class next door, isn't the class next door he said to be our class, the most perverted person in our class is not the fat man, fat man, when are you going to the women's toilet to do that thing?" ”

"Fuck your mother's fart, when did I do that, you don't have to think about it, haven't all of our class gone on a trip these days, what he said must be bullshit, rumors." The fat man said.

Don't say that the fat man makes sense, my third uncle and I agree.

But at this moment, the man with glasses suddenly rushed to our side and said, "You are also talking about this?" ”

A man with glasses, wearing glasses with a thousand degrees of myopia, got his name.

"Hey, it's you, why do you kid have time to come to us three?"

"By the way, you kid didn't go on a trip, so the pervert wouldn't be you!" The fat man suddenly reflected.

The man with glasses shook his head again and again, and said, "It seems that you are really discussing this matter, and it is really unfortunate ・・・・・・・ the family to talk about it." ”

"Damn, it can't really be you!" I interrupted.

"It's your uncle, Lao Tzu won't do this, do you think about who else hasn't traveled?" The man with glasses said.

"In this way, there are only two, one is you, and the other is Fang Huai, but Fang Huai is usually very quiet, how could he do this." The third uncle said incredulously.

"Oops, you don't know, he's still quiet, he doesn't know where to get an inflatable doll, in the women's toilet, oops, it's disgusting anyway, she also said that it was his girlfriend, that it was not an ordinary inflatable doll, it was a woman with temperature and would cooperate with the action, how could you say that a doll would do this, did you say that he was crazy, too **, paranoia." The man with glasses said.

The glasses man's boring words made me sit three times as if I were aiming at it, knowing that this may be true, an inflatable doll that moves. (To be continued.) )