Chapter 112: Networking
The clamor of the rich businessmen in the underworld is really annoying, I'll take it, don't say that you are still in a mood here, Lao Tzu has long been on fire, your son is running away from marriage, it is about other people's ** affairs, if it weren't for your son running away from marriage, let Meng Po make a mistake in the mandarin duck score, as for making it like this?
The rich merchant in the underworld seemed to be unforgiving, and still scolded: "Bastard, you must know, you do things and consider the consequences, don't say that you are government personnel in the underworld, I am a person who has a relationship with the king of Hades, you must know that in this underworld, the king of Hades also has to give me three points of face, if you can't solve this matter, I will sue the king of Hades, and let his old man be the master for me when the time comes." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Grandfather suddenly looked anxious, you must know that if this matter goes to Hades, it will be impossible to eat and walk around, but Hades loves to let his subordinates carry the black cauldron.
Meng Po also looked worried.
And at this moment, not far away, I saw a group of people, I saw clearly, the leader was a woman, long and beautiful, a closer look was actually Lao Bai, I was overjoyed, it was really a charcoal in the snow.
Lao Bai was followed by the third uncle and the fat man, and the fat man looked left and right vigorously, and said: "It turns out that the underworld is like this, yes, and now the underworld is also keeping up with the benchmark of the times." ”
The third uncle seemed to see me, rushed over, pulled me and said, "Why are you here, we have been waiting for you up there for a long time." ”
The fat man also shouted: "You kid is too inauthentic, you want us to come down and ask you to go up, you said you came to the underworld, you are still here to get married, you are comfortable, go, come down to pick you up, come with us!" ”
The third uncle directly pulled me outside, and the rich merchant in the underworld said angrily: "Bastard, I want to leave after eating, this matter is not over yet, you want to leave, you really eat the gall of the ambitious leopard, and you don't look at what kind of place this is, how can you come if you want to, and leave if you want!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the fat man was quite unhappy, and said angrily: "Who are you, you, who are you here with, do you know what this is?" Yes! ”
The fat man shook the soul-chasing lamp in his hand in front of the rich merchant in the underworld, and then said: "As the saying goes, it depends on the owner to beat a dog, you are blind, you don't know what this is!" ”
The fat man deliberately put out the soul chasing lamp, the purpose is to scare the rich businessman, let him know that there is an immortal family in the background, who knows that the rich businessman does not eat this set at all, and said angrily: "A small soul chasing lamp, dare to get this underworld to show off its prestige, or a soul chasing lamp of the earth immortal, this broken lamp is still feasible in front of the general ghost, in front of me is a broken lamp, don't think I haven't seen the world, don't say that it is the earth fairy today, even if the immortal comes, I also want to ask for justice." ”
The fat man didn't expect the other party to ignore Lao Bai's soul chasing lamp at all for a while, it seems that this rich businessman really has a very good backstage in this prefecture, but at this moment Lao Bai was already angry, and felt that the rich businessman's words were clearly angry with himself, so he stood up and looked at the rich businessman coldly.
The rich merchant snorted and snorted.
Lao Bai was even more angry, and scolded: "Okay, you rich businessman in the underworld, you are the one who is engaged in GDP in the underworld, you still dare to climb on the head of this girl, you have eaten the gall of an ambitious leopard." ”
The wealthy businessman could see at a glance that this woman was an earth immortal, but as the saying goes, the county official is not as good as the current management, although the level of the earth immortal is higher than that of the earth government, but he has no right to interfere in the affairs of the earth government.
The rich merchant scolded with a smile: "You are the one who ate the leopard's gall, the little immortal dares to take care of the affairs of the underworld, and I am not afraid that the prince of Yama will play you a book so that you will not turn over, you must know that heaven and man also have five decays, be careful that the underworld will not give you face in the future." ”
Lao Bai was so ashamed and angry, and said viciously: "Okay, you are shameless, you know the five decays of heaven and man, you might as well tell you, Lao Tzu and Bai Suzhen have worshiped the handle, made tea for the Queen Mother of the West, played chess with Taibai, has a leg with Sun Monkey, is best friend with Erlang God's sister, the third prince of the Dragon King is still my ex-boyfriend, Tang Seng sang to me when I broke up, the seven fairies all recognized me as my godsister, and the four heavenly kings had a concert, and the mother of Yolei Gongdian sang K, and worshiped his mother in the house of Tota Li Tianwang, You don't weigh how many pounds and taels you have, and you will die miserably in front of me. ”
After hearing this, the rich businessman in the underworld said with a smile: "Shameless junior, bragging and not making drafts, just rely on your little earth immortal, you still dare to brag in front of me, no matter what your origins, I will definitely seek justice today." ”
Lao Bai took out the token from his waist and said, "Bastard, look at what this is!" ”
I saw the rich merchant look over, a golden sign shook in front of him, this is the Jade Emperor personally promulgated the jade decree leading to the Nantianmen, you must know that there are obviously not many people who can get this token, it is not that this earth fairy snake spirit really has such a big background, this saying is not high There are immortals and spirits, the water is not deep, and the dragon is spiritual.
Meng Po and her grandfather naturally recognized this token, and they were dumbfounded.
Lao Bai said angrily: "Lao Tzu sent someone to the underworld to do business, but he was actually arrested by the people of the underworld, and let him marry here, what a bastard, your son escaped from marriage first, it is your fault in itself, you are still playing tricks here, all the fault is your own sin, bastard, you talk about how to calculate this account." ”
"This, this ・・・・・・." The rich merchant rolled his eyes and was speechless for a long time.
"Didn't you want to find Hades before, okay, then let's go to Hades and let him say something." Lao Bai estimated that he raised his voice.
The wealthy merchant in the underworld was also a little afraid, and suddenly said: "I can't help it, there is no need to alarm the old man of Hades with this little thing, let's deal with it privately, Shangxian, it's easy to say anything." ”
At this moment, Grandfather, Meng Po, and the judge all nodded again and again, and said, "We will settle it privately." ”
Lao Bai smiled: "Okay, just solve it privately, I'll take people away, what should you do, what should you do!" ”
Meng Po returned the bride price to the rich merchant in the underworld, and the rich merchant left, but looked at me and said, "Shangxian, he has become a relative to my granddaughter, if he leaves, then my granddaughter is not alone, lonely." ”
Grandfather hurriedly said: "Mother Meng, my grandson is still young, he has not finished his life in the yang world, you let him be a ghost in the underworld, isn't this too lacking in virtue, this marriage, I think it's over, I'll make up a bride price for you, you don't suffer, find someone to marry, how about it?" ”
Grandfather's words were naturally for my good, but Meng Lan was a little angry, looking at her coquettish face, I didn't feel a little distressed.
Meng Po didn't agree, and said: "This kid has married my granddaughter, who else will he marry!" ”
And at this moment, the judge interjected: "Actually, if this is not the case, let this kid go back with the immortal first, and return to the yang, I just checked that this kid's life in the yang world is not long, and it will be fifteen years, and after fifteen years, he will be a ghost, and he will do it according to the rules of the underworld." ”
As soon as Lu Juan said this, I really didn't believe it, and looked at Lu Juan and said: "No, why am I only fifteen years, I am only twenty years old, fifteen years, how can I live so shortly?" ”
Lu Juan replied: "You kid originally had a long lifespan, and he could have lived to be eighty years old in the yang world, but you have used the forbidden technique many times, and you have reached the upper limit, and the underworld has reduced your lifespan, and you only have fifteen years left." (To be continued.) )