At this point, I began to try my best to directly mix viagra and rhubarb pills into my daily meals, and in the first week of 1353, I immediately used half a catty of viagra to buy mixed with the meals for the master, after the master ate it, he began to rise anytime and anywhere, pee, also erect, sleep and rise, in desperation, the master continued to exchange women within three days, half a catty of viagra was consumed under the master's three days of strong combat effectiveness, thus in exchange for the first pot of gold in my life, 1,000 yuan, three days, Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Master called a total of ten times, so that by Sunday I had collapsed, at this moment I didn't dare to feed Master Viagra again, after all, I bought too much, people refused to sell, buying half a catty at a time is a bit much, Master recuperated on the last day of the week, and because I tasted the sweetness in the first week, I began to dig the second pot of gold, the third bucket, or the fourth bucket of my life, and more. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

It's a pity that there is a problem at this moment, that is, because I took the initiative to take the cooking task for this week, Master began to wonder if there was a problem, but this problem was solved in a short time, the reason was that Master wanted to cook by himself at first, but because Master was lazy, plus Master Viagra ate a little too much, and was weak and weak, I couldn't do it, and finally the meal was copied by me.

This week may also be due to Master Viagra eating too much, excessive premature ejaculation, ** although there are many times, but the persistence is quite low, basically at the beginning is an hour, then fifty minutes, to the last thirty minutes, then twenty minutes, then ten minutes, five minutes, and finally directly seconds of ejaculation, but because of the number of times, so this month I got twice as much money as last month, two thousand yuan, and soon I got three thousand yuan, I was very excited, and I plan to continue to implement my plan.

Unfortunately, by the third week, my plan had fallen through.

It's not that the master suspects me, but that all the viagra in the pharmacy was bought by me last week, and a whole pound of viagra was bought by me last week, so the third week, and the next week are out of stock, which is why this caused a lot of ** dissatisfaction, and the wolf howl spread all over the land in an instant.

Without Viagra, I started to think of other ways, but when I saw Master's appearance, I decided to take a break and do it in a few days.

Because the master is no longer good, it has changed from a dozen centimeters to five or six centimeters now.

Master looked at me with a choked voice and said, "Apprentice, give Master a whole bowl of water, Master doesn't even have the strength to get up, can you help Master, okay?" ”

Master is now lying on the boat without the slightest strength.

In the end, I couldn't bear it, and let Master rest for a week, but after Master spent this week, I started to implement my plan again, this time it was no longer Viagra, because it was easy for Master to find out if it continued like this, and now there is no Viagra, Viagra is in short supply, and in the end I can only add something to Master's favorite Sprite.

What's more?

Add monosodium glutamate, Sprite and monosodium glutamate, mix it with the master to drink, and give the master a cheer.

But in the next few weeks, this thing doesn't seem to be as powerful as Viagra's, and it doesn't seem to be very effective, but it's not useless.

Since the master drank it, the master's ** is there, but the master's actual combat is less, and there are only five or six times this week.

And in the next week, there are not much, only six or seven times, at this moment I finally felt the strength of viagra, I finally decided to go down the mountain to buy two catties of viagra in the last month, whether it is dead or alive to gamble this, after all, I also want to make more money in the last week, so as to reduce the burden on the family!

Now that I've made up my mind, I'm ready to implement it.

I have made up my mind about yesterday's things and plan to do it today, but I still have to think about how to do it before doing it, after all, these two catties of viagra are not something you can buy if you want to, and no shopkeeper will buy you two catties at once, which requires many transactions, after all, the demand is too great this time.

I was bored thinking, this process was very boring, I didn't know where to find a mobile phone card that I hadn't seen for dozens of days, I took Master's iPhone, unloaded his card, put mine on, and then opened the phone, there was actually a text message, I was very curious, someone actually sent me a text message.

I opened the text message, it was a weird number, it didn't feel local, and when I opened it, it turned out to be an admission text message from a certain university.

The text message reads: "Zhang Jie, you have been admitted to Zhejiang Southern University of Technology, and the notice has been sent home. ”

When I saw this text message, I was instantly crazy, even happier than Monkey King jumping out of a stone.

I swayed my phone and threw it directly onto the sofa, I jumped up, rushed to the door, and ran straight down the mountain.

All I know is that now I am full of energy, running wildly, and I feel as if I have taken Viagra at this time.

I don't know how long I've been running, I don't know how far I've run, I just know I'm almost home.

At this moment, I kicked the door directly, and saw my father looking there with a thing, I took an arrow step directly from the door, rushed over, knelt down directly, and shouted: "Dad, I got the test." ”

As soon as my father saw me, he immediately said, "Son, why did you come back?" ”

I was immediately curious, "Dad, why can't I come back?" ”

Dad said with a handful of snot and tears: "You can't come back, the people in the village said that you must get their permission to come back, otherwise you will be castrated, I don't want you to be a eunuch!" ”

I immediately stretched my mouth wide and said, "No, there is such a thing?" Forget it, let's not talk about this matter for now, Dad, I was admitted, can I go to college? ”

Dad glanced at me at the moment and said, "Son, I already know this, but you are like this now, don't go to school to harm people, no woman in school can stand your **." ”

I looked at my father helplessly, and suddenly I didn't have the slightest confidence, and said coldly: "Dad, what about my notice?" ”

At this moment, my father handed over the piece of paper he was holding and said, "Here, this is your notice, take a look at it yourself!" ”

After my father gave me the notice, he began to say: "I have never understood, the girl of that family, gets up every day three watches, sleeps late at the party, works hard every day, and finally falls into the name of Sun Shan, look at you again, sloppy, I don't know what I'm doing, you look at you, I hang my son at school every day, poor people live every day, when I get home, it's not Hatano Yui or Sakurai, I also look at Europe and the United States from time to time, I often pick up a gun at night, and I can actually get a second college today. I really don't know how you got in, I really can't figure it out? (To be continued.) )