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The person who had accompanied me had already left, and I looked at the Master in front of me.

Master looked at me and said, "Come in!" ”

I followed the Master, and when the Master entered the temple door, he suddenly changed into a person, jumping into the temple like a crab, like a toad, waving his hands one after another.

I was immediately taken aback by such a scene and said, "Master won't be crazy! ”

I hurriedly followed, walked to the temple, and saw that the master had entered the room at this moment, and I also followed, and when I went in, I was startled, what is this?

The master is already dressed up in another costume, wearing a pair of slippers, cocking his legs, lighting a cigarette, shirtless, wearing a pair of red pants, holding a bottle of wine in his hand, shaking it, taking a sip, and then putting it down, he is actually fighting a monster, and the master's room is well decorated!

I stared at the master and couldn't help but recall my father's words, is this a high monk?

Master looked at me and said, "Did you close the door?" ”

I shook my head and said, "No, what's wrong?" ”

The master immediately scolded: "You bastard, don't close the door, why are you coming in, go and close the door, close the door, it's not good to be seen." ”

I nodded, ran to the door of the temple, closed the door, but muttered in my heart: "I grass, you still know that it is not good to be seen by others!" ”

At this moment I go back to Master.

Master said, "There are things in the refrigerator, so if you want to eat them, you can take them yourself." ”

I nodded, looked at the strange master in front of me, walked to the refrigerator, opened it, there were all kinds of famous wines in it, and there were many delicious snacks, I didn't care so much, I took some casually, sat aside, and began to eat.

As I ate, I looked at this weird master and couldn't help asking, "Master, can a monk also drink and smoke?" ”

The master lit a cigarette, took a puff, and said, "What's not to do, look at the nuns in the temple opposite, they have 5,000 yuan a month, as long as they go to work on time, and they don't interfere in their private lives. ”

I suddenly felt dizzy when I heard this, and I asked again, "Master, why do we have to close the door during the day, so what should those pilgrims do if they want to come to offer incense?" ”

Master spat out a word: "Don't bird them." ”

Only then did I realize that this monk is also cross-era, strong!

It seems that being a monk now is also a very chic thing, just look at the master in front of me.

I went back to the room that Master had arranged for me, lay down and began to rest, and spent a few days in the temple peacefully.

In the past few days, I have found out that Master is just like that, and somehow, I have begun to be too lazy to bird him.

Master got up very early today, looked at me, and said, "Apprentice, why didn't you make breakfast today?" ”

I didn't even want to put a fart on him, so I went straight to the fridge and got something, and ate and drank there myself.

The master was a little irritable and scolded: "You kid, if you give you some color recently, you can open a dyeing workshop, and you will shine if you give you some sunshine!" ”

I said coldly, "You don't know how to do it yourself!" Breakfast to yourself sorted out. ”

Master glared at me and said, "I'll do it myself, so what do I want you to do here?" Just fuck me off. ”

When I heard this, I was immediately unhappy, and immediately kicked my nose in the face and said, "Oh, you just want to drive me away like this, do you have the ability?" ”

The master immediately turned his face black and scolded: "Hmph, Lao Tzu is the host here, and I have the final say here." ”

I immediately slapped the table and said, "You still know that you are a monk ******, why didn't I see it?" ”

The master paused, slowed down, and replied, "Lao Tzu has always been. ”

"Nima." I continued: "Monk, get up early in the morning and call me to sell fritters, meat buns, drink milk, eat and drink, Lao Tzu is cleaning here at noon, you ****** carry two packs of cigarettes, smoke and smoke Hibiscus King, play two rounds of mahjong in the next mountain, go directly to the restaurant at noon, drink a few glasses of water and wine as soon as you come back in the afternoon, and directly call me to kill a chicken and stew a duck in the evening, and if there is nothing to do, the whole Wang Ba will make up for it, there are several sets on the bed, and the computer is full of ****** Muto Lan plus Yui Hatano, I will go to it, I thought it was a movie, take a closer look, ******, it's a BT seed, the seed has 1GB, you are also amazing, compared with Master, I am really a ** silk, I am willing to bow down, you say that you are still a monk like this, if you have nothing to do, ask the villagers to donate money, what to pray for, what is a loss****** someone believes in your mouth, and you actually donated so much sesame oil money in vain, you are also amazing. ”

The master immediately retorted: "Dissatisfied, who do you think you are, Lao Tzu is a national certification, a host with a license, anyway, I am also a national second diploma, graduated from a university of science and technology, how can I envy and hate." ”

I snorted coldly and said, "No envy, no jealousy, no hate, just unhappy." ”

The master swayed his body, did it and said, "If you are not happy, what if you are not happy, now hurry up and get out of me." ”

I picked up a glass of water on the table, took a sip, and said, "You are really powerful, you are not afraid that I will go out and make rumors about you, so that your reputation will stink." ”

The master smiled and said, "Go, see who believes you, your reputation is not as good as mine, go." ”

When I heard this, it seemed that I had a killer idea, otherwise it would be useless, so I said: "Okay, you just wait, I have a video here, and it will be very popular when it is broadcast recently, I don't know which host is openly performing bed skills." ”

At this moment, the master immediately lowered his face and scolded: "You actually dare to shoot me." ”

I immediately responded: "You dare to decisively recruit chickens to the temple, you say you don't dare, you dare, why don't I dare?" ”

Master glanced at me, pondered for a while, and then his tone became kinder, and said, "Fool, actually, I inquired before you came, aren't you on the same road as me, what are you pretending, everyone is a like-minded old friend, there is no need to be so stiff about some things, isn't it?" ”

I glanced at Master and couldn't help asking, "How do you say that?" ”

The master took a breath and said, "I'm still my master, you're almost my master, you dare to go up to pigs and dogs, even the most powerful cow money to spend, you can knock down with one shot, we are on the same road, it's easy to say anything." ”

I was helpless, so I had to nod and say, "Forget it, since I was bullied by dogs in Pingyang today, I can't help it, since you all say this, I have nothing to say, I think everyone should live in peace!" ”

Master immediately nodded again and again, and I continued: "From now on, I will cook for one, three, five, and you will cook for two, four, six, so it is fair, everyone will go down the mountain to eat on Sunday, and you remember that if you call chicken, give me 100 yuan each time." ”

When Master heard this, he immediately said, "Why? ”

I immediately said: "Big brother, I'm sleeping here, you're there, how do you say I can sleep, you don't want to think about whether I can stand it, right?" ”

Master nodded reluctantly.

In this way, Master and I reached a compromise, and Master and I began to mix in the same boat.

In fact, I also started to make money at this point, because I made three chapters with the master, and as long as he called once, I could get a hundred.

(To be continued.) )