Chapter 289: Sword Immortal: I don't want to work hard
Lin Jinglei didn't know how to explain it.
"It's my fault that I didn't fight, and it's my fault that I didn't fight, don't fight!" The sword fairy rolled his eyes, threw the sword in his hand aside, sighed, and said:
"I don't want to fight,"
"I don't want to play with the sword. ”
"I don't want to be a sword immortal,"
"Just want to eat seafood. ”
Nezha changed back and said: "Life is full of tears, if you don't die, you have to live and suffer, the more you toss, the more unlucky, the more you pursue, the more sad you are, you are not tired of dying and struggling, it is better to collapse on the bed and sleep." ”
When the sword immortal heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he saw a confidant, these words simply expressed his heart!
His eyes were dazed, he sighed melancholy, and said: "I'm so confused, I'm so salty, I'll beat whoever others ask me to beat, obviously I'm so obedient, but it seems that if I'm obedient, others will be unhappy." ”
Nezha patted him on the shoulder and said, "Is this confused?
"Other people's opinions are bullshit! Who you want to beat, only you have the final say, this is the truth that my father taught me!"
Li Jing: "... I vaguely remember that my exact words seemed to be, who you are is only up to you. ”
Nezha: "This is called taking its essence, removing its dross, bringing forth the new, and reforming the old and making the new!"
Li Jing: "My son is a cow critic." ”
"Who I want to fight, only I have the final say. The sword fairy's eyes shone with divine light, as if he had captured a trace of holy light in the vast dark night, and his soul trembled at this time.
His worldview has been rapidly reforming, and the concept that Lin Jinglei has instilled in him in the past is that he must listen to the words of the star card master, is it possible that this principle can also be broken?
"But, he is my master, and as a star card, I naturally have to listen to my master. The Sword Immortal became more and more dazed.
Nezha shook his head and said, "I'll tell you, my fate is up to me!"
"My life is up to me..."The sword fairy's eyes shone to the extreme, and his heart turned over the river and the sea, these seven words seemed to contain a magical power, which made him unconsciously fall into it, and it was difficult to extricate himself.
At this moment, Shen Gonggong walked over and said, "This... This fellow Daoist, you... You see, you treat your teammates as teammates, but do they treat you as human beings?"
"Not only scolding you, but also not protecting you at critical moments, are you tired like this?"
Sword Immortal Fox glanced at him suspiciously, and said, "You... Don't fool me, why would my teammates do this?"
Shen Gongbao followed the temptation and said, "You... You see, just now Nezha kicked the shuttlecock, the shield... Dunshan has protected everyone, but you have fallen behind, and others don't care, what does this mean, it means that you are not important in their hearts. ”
"And when you were beaten by Li Jing at the beginning, there was no one to protect you..."
Jian Xian frowned slightly, touched his swollen face like a bun, and said, "Could it be that they are jealous of my appearance and want me to disfigure me through this?"
"It's that simple, this world is much darker than you think, hehe. Shen Gongbao shook his head, he leaned on the sword immortal's ear, and said, "I... I have skill probing, and I just looked at your teammates' skills, and then I finally know why they did this to you. ”
The sword immortal was shocked in his heart and said, "Why?"
Shen Gongbao shook his head and said, "Forget it, I won't say it, if I say that it will affect your relationship and be suspected of sowing discord, I'm not that kind of person." ”
The sword fairy was itchy in his heart, and said, "Say it quickly, big brother, I beg you." ”
Shen Gongbao hesitated for a moment, and then said slowly: "I won't tell you, it's... It's a sacrifice, sacrifice one teammate, and they all get evolution. ”
The Sword Immortal's pupils shrank suddenly, and he suddenly realized, "In other words, they want to sacrifice me, let me die, and then evolve themselves?"
"Clever!" Shen Gong said fairly: "I need a talent like you in the East Factory!"
"You see, they want to complete their evolution by sacrificing you, and then carry the whole audience and make a name for themselves. ”
"When the game is won, everyone just... Only notice that they are large... Killing all sides, how can you think that you sacrificed yourself to help them pave the way?"
"You... You treat them as teammates, but... But they see you as a stepping stone, and they want you to die on the spot, so you do so much for them, and in the end you just move yourself!"
"You treat them like brothers, but they want to... What about you!"
The sword immortal's worldview collapsed rapidly, and his heart turned over the river and the sea, setting off stormy waves.
He trembled angrily, smiled sadly, and said, "It turns out that I have been deceiving myself all along. ”
However, he frowned slightly, stared at Shen Gongbao, and said, "You won't be kidding me, right?"
Shen Gongbao pointed to his head and said, "I will... May your head be a vouch for you... If you don't believe me, I'll give you the head!"
The sword immortal was slightly stunned and said, "Brother, are you serious?"
"Look!"
Shen Gongbao had words in his mouth, and his hands made a seal knot like lightning, and then, everyone saw that his head was actually separated from his body!
Split in two, head heretical!
Shen Gongbao's head flew around the Sword Immortal, and finally landed in front of him, "I... Here comes my head, you take it yourself. ”
The sword fairy was so frightened that his scalp was numb, and he was suddenly a little moved, although the Shengong Leopard in front of him, although he was an enemy, but in order to win his trust, he did not hesitate to stomp his head!
That's great, isn't it?
The Sword Immortal pondered for a moment and said, "What do I need to help you do?"
Shen Gongbao glared at him and said, "What do you mean? I'm not here to plot against you, if you think of me like this, then I'll be too sad!"
"Your way, you go by yourself, I am not here to rebel against you, but I just see that you are destined to be a sacrifice, it is really pitiful, and I can't bear it, I don't want you to die so inexplicably. ”
"It's like when I once saw a friend's child of mine, I knew at a glance that his son was not my own, so I took pity on him and told him. ”
The sword fairy was curious and said, "How do you know that the kid is not his?"
Shen Gongbao said: "Because he and his wife both have single eyelids, while the child has double eyelids, such a thing, generally speaking, is impossible." ”
"Oh. Sword Immortal's single eyelid jumped, and then suddenly he seemed to think of something, his heart trembled, his eyes were dull, and the whole person was not good.
Shen Gongbao said: "Brother, what's wrong with you?"
The sword immortal's eyes were dilated, and he said, "I want to be quiet." ”
So, under the gaze of many eyes, the sword fairy trembled and walked towards the corner of Baiyutai, singing as he walked: "Life is full of tears, if you don't die, you have to live to suffer, the more you toss, the more unlucky, the more you pursue, the more sad you are, you are not tired of dying and struggling, it is better to sleep on the bed." ”
Lin said in shock: "Sword Immortal, what are you doing?"
The sword immortal smiled sadly and said, "I don't want to work hard, you can change people." ”
Lin Jinglei's eyes trembled, this game has begun, how to replace?
Tease me?
Xiao Xuan gave Shen Gongbao a thumbs up and said, "Niu Pi, just a few words, and he will be reversed?"
Shen Gongbao frowned slightly, and said, "I... Although I said a lot, I think the last sentence had the greatest impact on him. ”
"It hurts. Xiao Xuan probably knew the answer in his heart, he looked at the remaining four people, and fell into deep thought, now that the sword immortal is starting to be depressed, then he has to seize this opportunity.
Gotta chop one first!