Chapter 288: Which One Are You Asking Me to Fight!
She held her cheeks in her jade hand, shook her head a little disappointed, and said, "A group of mentally retarded people, too shabi, why do you have to kick to your teammates? can't you pass it to the other side?"
Everyone was stunned, and suddenly felt that what she said made sense.
"Is the quarrel over? The next wave has begun. ”
At this moment, a touch of banter flashed in Nezha's big eyes, and he took out dozens of shuttlecocks from his arms like a trick, and said, "I still have it here, I'm ready." ”
Everyone's faces changed suddenly.
So Nezha flew up, and dozens of shuttlecocks burst out, shooting towards the five people on the opposite side.
Looking at the shuttlecock like a rainstorm pear blossom, everyone gasped, their faces changed suddenly, and they were shocked: "Run!"
Woohoo!
The shuttlecock in the sky was like a meteor falling, smashing wildly towards the five people on the opposite side, and every time it hit, it would bring a scream.
That scene was like a scene of the end of the world.
In the spectator seat, all the star card masters looked at each other in disbelief, what the hell?
Nezha hit five at the beginning?
Why is this little kid so fierce?!
So, the queen's high heels were kicked off!
The little fox girl's makeup was kicked and spent!
The mechanic's third leg is broken again!
Chickens fly and dogs jump, the scene was very chaotic for a while!
Nezha had a lot of fun, looking at everyone's panicked appearance like a lost dog, laughing, and said, "Haha, your trembling appearance is so fun!"
Taiyi Zhenren touched his mount, a little sow, and said, "It seems that there is nothing wrong with us." ”
Li Jing deeply agreed with this and said: "If you don't decide to let Nezha go." ”
"Come to me!"
In a hurry, I saw the vast source of qi surging, and the shield in Dunshan's hand quickly enlarged, solid as gold, immobile as a mountain.
Bang bang bang!
The shuttlecocks, which were like small pocket meteors, smashed into the shield of the shield mountain, and then they were ejected away, making it difficult to go further.
"My high heels..."
The Queen of Shadows looked at her high heels and lost her mind, her slender long legs, not worthy of red high heels, how could she be called a queen?
"When have you been thinking about your high heels? ”
The mechanic reached out to her with a mechanical arm and grabbed her in.
The sword fairy was sneaking around and was about to sneak in.
However, he was soon discovered by Dunshan, he stared at the sword immortal and said, "Please go out!"
Dunshan changed the direction of the shield and stopped the sword immortal outside, not letting him suffer a loss, he didn't know how good it was to assist!
Shout!
At this moment, a shuttlecock roared and smashed into the sword fairy's eye socket.
Click.
There was a slight cracking sound, and the sword light looked around blankly like a blind man, and said, "Where is my invisible vision device?"
The so-called contact vision device is actually a contact lens.
Sword Immortal, dressed in white, holding Qingfeng, is good at pretending to be forced, naturally attracts a lot of fans, and then the nutrition can't keep up, the nutrition can't keep up with the eyes, and the flowers are invisible.
Therefore, he needs to be equipped with an invisible vision device to make his vision clear, but now that this thing has fallen, he can't see anything!
Nezha said, "Yo, it turned out to be a blind man." ”
"What blind?" the sword immortal was furious, and then his expression became cold, revealing a faint force, gently rubbing the sword in his hand, and said, "Do you know, what is a sword immortal?"
"With the heart as the sword, it is for the sword immortal. ”
"As the saying goes, there is no self in my heart, no sword in my hand, I use my heart as a sword, why do I need these cloudy eyes?"
"To put it mildly, I take my heart as my eyes, and I can see it more clearly than you!"
The voice fell, his arm was horizontal, and the sharp sword blade pointed at Lin Jinglei, and said, "Draw your sword, monster!"
Audience: "..."
The corners of Lin Jinglei's mouth twitched, and he glanced at him with great disgust, and said, "You fuck, it's in the wrong direction!"
"Oooh. The sword fairy pretended to be calm, and the blade in his hand rotated three hundred and sixty degrees, and pointed to the shield mountain and said, "Draw the sword, monster!"
Dunshan: "I'll pull you out." ”
The sword immortal's face trembled, and he thought that he had tried and made mistakes twice, since it was not north and south, it must be east and west, so he pointed to the east and said, "Draw your sword, monster!"
Nezha and the others were stunned and didn't say a word.
"Am I wrong again? I must be right next time!" The sword fairy frowned slightly, and with great confidence, he pointed to the empty void in the west and said, "Draw your sword, youkai!"
"This time, I'm not wrong, am I?"
Audience: "..."
"You're a fucking critic. Lin Jinglei's face shook, and with a flick of his fingers, an invisible vision device burst out, turning into a streamer and pouring into the eyes of the sword immortal.
The sword immortal's dark eyes slowly opened, a touch of clarity passed, and his sharp gaze swept around, but he saw everyone staring at him like fools.
"My eyes are back. ”
At this moment, Shen Gongbao stepped forward, smiled strangely at the Sword Immortal, and said, "Just... I'll let you taste it, I... I'm phantom... Fantasy"
Nezha instantly understood and said, "Grandpa Shen, what are you doing?" Since it's an illusion, then don't tell him, if you tell him, doesn't he know that it's an illusion?!"
Shen Gongbao suddenly realized and said, "Yes... Yes, I... I shouldn't have told you that this is... It's a fantasy. ”
The sword fairy frowned slightly, and found that things were not simple.
Dreamland?
Is it all fake?
It's not that I've regained my vision, but I'm in a fantasy?
Since everything is fake in the illusion, you can't fight Nezha, you should hit your teammates!
"Witty as I am, I've already discovered all this. ”
"You guys are stupid, you can talk about it. ”
The sword fairy held the sword in his hand, looked at the group of people who were blocking behind the shield mountain, and said, "Just a fantasy, you want to stop me?"
"Face the wind!"
"Hasaki!"
Shout!
The sword in the sword immortal's hand was raised, forming a wind attribute source qi, and the source qi stars rolled the source qi storm, which actually knocked the shield mountain away.
So the three people behind him, without protection, looked confused and trembling.
Lin Jinglei was angry, and said coldly: "This is not an illusion, fight Nezha!"
At this moment, Nezha used the transformation technique to turn himself into a shield mountain, and the shield mountain into himself!
So, the sword fairy turned around, held the three-foot sword in his hand, and killed towards the shield mountain that had become Nezha.
Dunshan: "???"
Lin Jinglei's face changed slightly, and he secretly thought what kind of advanced transformation technique this was?
So he looked at the Sword Immortal and ordered again: "Don't fight Nezha, fight Dunshan!"
Sword Immortal: "???"
He turned to look at Lin Jinglei, glared angrily, and said extremely unpleasantly: "Do you want me to fight Nezha or Dunshan?"
"You're messing me up like this!"
The audience laughed back and forth, they couldn't stop laughing, this sword fairy is too funny!
"I rub, can you still play like this with the transformation technique?"
"66666 Sword Fairy is confused, which one should I fightO(∩_∩)O haha~"