This chapter is sponsored and broadcast by the Xiaomi Mi 5 Ceramic Premium Edition that Lao Tzu can't grab——I can't grab it, I'll hack you! Hum!

"Little brother Yang, your daughter is lost," the uncle reminded me slowly.

"Oh it's okay, she's very self-viable, don't worry about her," I said, snorting through wine.

My uncle and I are now half a pound against eight taels, and anyone can be killed, and we are both in a state of half-drunk and half-awake.

"Does it really matter? Your daughter just stole a bottle of beer from you while you weren't paying attention, and it shouldn't matter if the little girl drinks, my daughter can drink at least ten bottles, and the little girl has to practice drinking since she was a child, otherwise she may be poured too much by a stinky boy when she grows up. The uncle held up the wine bottle and said, "How many bottles is this?" I didn't count! Just now, the two of us asked for two boxes, and twenty-four bottles for one person were not enough

As soon as I heard my uncle say that Meow Mi was drinking, I jumped up with a spirit: "She drank?" It's all over the calf! It's all over the calf! "Half of me suddenly woke up, usually scared, and the other half was scared!

Good boy! I've always forgotten that I can't let Meow Mi drink! This cat has a natural obsession with alcohol for some reason, and likes to drink it, but the point is that she can't drink it! If you drink and lose your wine, you will be drunk! In the past, she was fine when she was a cat, and her destructive power was limited, but now it's different - she's a super soldier after transforming!

"Uncle! I'm afraid I'm going to have to drink it all this today! My girl can't drink! Drink a little and you're on the top! God knows what she can do if she drinks too much! I won't send you, I have to find my daughter! "I hurriedly put on my clothes and ran out of the hotel and meowed Miyo, you can't be honest!

At the door, I grabbed a waiter and asked, "Did you see a little girl with a cat's ear hairpin going out?" ”

The waiter saw that I looked anxious and nodded: "Big brother ran outside the school gate, girlfriend has to be careful"

I hurriedly thanked him, and ran out. At this time, I really regretted it, why didn't I learn light skills from the master? Not to mention anything else after learning light skills, it is absolutely certain that you can walk like flying! Thanks to my strong body, I ran three kilometers to the commercial street in front of the school.

Meow Mi's physical characteristics are too easy to recognize, do you look like cat ears, anyone who sees it has to look back twice, I caught someone and asked, and chased Meow Mi all the way to a building.

This building is the landmark of this shopping street - 24 floors! There were countless people watching downstairs, and a child pointed to the wall and shouted, "Mom! Spider-Man! ”

Out of the natural herd mentality and curiosity of Chinese, I followed the child's finger to look at the outer wall of the building.

Made! It's not Spider-Man crawling on the building! It's my cat!

At this time, Meow Mi had climbed to about seventeen floors, and it was not far from the roof. I was so scared that I was in a cold sweat, how could the seventeen-story building be thirty or forty meters, right? This is a commercial service, and the dome between the floors is very high, and the twenty-fourth floor must be more than 70 meters!

What to do? What to do? The busier it is, the more chaotic it gets! Even Xue Xuening called me and scolded me: "Yang Mengmeng! How do you get a cat? How did you make Meow Mi climb upstairs? ”

I said with a bitter face, "How do you know? Oh, you saw that this is the case, I and my uncle fought for wine, and this gluttonous cat stole wine and drank! After drinking a bottle, I started to get drunk, and I ran here without me noticing! Okay, I'll admit my mistake to you later, I'll get her down first! ”

Meow Mi hold on! Don't fall! -

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"iPhone6splus 5 units"

"Xiaomi Mi 5 Premium Edition? Ceramic case? Black? a fake! Is it really magic when we are in the field? Even if there is a number grabber, it can't stop the army of the masses! A man in black walked on the commercial street of Xueyuan Road, looking at the narrow and long purchase list in his hand like toilet paper.

He muttered and took out his mobile phone, and scolded at the other end of the phone: "Old man Feng! Do you have to take 6splus to scourge? You've exceeded your quota this month! Is it OK to buy iphoneSE? ”

Old man Feng's faint voice came from the phone: "iPhoneSE? Stillexpensive？ That play should be used to fool the uneducated! I'm embarrassed with iPhone6splus at this level! Don't be useless, if you don't buy it for me, I'll quit, and then you can follow up yourself. ”

The man in black hung up the phone angrily: "******! ******！ Don't be angry, don't be angry" After finally calming down his anger, the man in black dialed out again: "Grandma Bai, I, Xiao Hei!" Yes, yes, the one who wears black all day! Why did your grandmother buy so many Xiaomi 5s? Do you have to enjoy the ceramic version? This game should be for the little young people, you know, why is it too hard to buy now? Is your baby warmer broken? Oh see, I know, Xiaomi, born for fever! It's enough to buy Xiaomi Mi 5 when your warm baby is broken, why do you want a ceramic version? Oh, after you play with your phone, by the way, put together and cook instant noodles as an induction cooker, okay."

After hanging up the phone, the man in black looked at this strange purchase list with a bitter face and wanted to cry without tears, what is this? Xiaobawang learning machine, fully automatic wheelchair, Joyoung soybean milk machine, golden wolf hairbrush, LeTV super color TV (the four-meter-long one) uniform, kneeling posture, turning back, buttocks, physical doll

The man in black who is crisscrossing in the futures and stock market wants to cry when he looks at this list, and the vast majority of his monthly income is thrown on the strange requirements of these Frankensteins, if it weren't for the fact that these guys really made a difference, otherwise the men in black would have killed them all with one knife!

Just when the man in black was sentimental, he suddenly found that there was no one around! Everyone gathered around the landmark building on the commercial street of College Road, and he wondered in his heart: What's wrong? Big sale? Why are there so many people?

Although he was puzzled in his heart, he couldn't restrain his herd mentality, and walked over unconsciously, and when he looked up along the line of sight of the masses, he suddenly gasped: "! ”

He quickly wiped his flat mirrors, looked at them more closely, and finally he took a look at his ass - it hurt! Made! It's not a dream!

What kind of species is that? Is it human? It's not scientific! He pulled out of his pocket a portable television device, a high-tech product developed within the organization. This time, the man in black looked at it and saw clearly what the monster upstairs was - a cute little girl with a hairpin with cat ears!

At the same time, he noticed that there was a man not far from him who was so anxious that he jumped to his feet - he had seen this man before! The biochemical God of War potion was sold to this man by the man in black! Could it be?

The man in black had a guess in his heart, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called Professor Feng: "Old Feng? Feng Lao! Emergency! Do you remember that Biochemical God of War project? ”

The old man Feng over there said slowly: "Why don't you remember if you fail?"

The man in black said in a low voice: "Maybe it didn't fail, you go and see the life characteristics of the No. 1 real yàn question in the computer now."

Old man Feng yawned: "No. 1 real yàn question? Just that unlucky young man's pet cat? Isn't it dead? Although he said haha, he still opened the monitoring software: "! Alive! Nima is going against the sky! ”

The man in black here asked anxiously, "What is the result?" ”

Old man Feng said: "The life activity is particularly high! That is, it's alive! And it's a strenuous exercise! it! it! Wole a slot! Made! Go up in flames! ”

The man in black asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Professor Feng said with a crying voice: "The life activity exceeds the highest value, and then the instrument can't stand it!" Go up in flames! Could it be that Creature No. 1 has undergone a corpse transformation into a monster and Ultraman to the death? Otherwise, how could an instrument that could detect even the highest life activity of a martial artist burn? ”

The man in black smiled slightly: "If you are here with me, you can understand, I think the Biochemical God of War project can be launched again, the funds are enough, the field management is enough, I admit how many iPhones you want to drop, it's a big deal, I'll fight hard, and I bought the fruit company from my mother, it's too exciting!" ”

When Old Man Feng was at a loss, the man in black hung up the phone and muttered: "Yang Mengmeng, we are going to meet again"

Sprinkle flowers! Sprinkle flowers! The villain is going to appear!!