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"Hemp eggs! Broken feet! I covered my feet and neck and wailed, while glaring at the deceitful and unscrupulous uncle: "You are all quasi-grandmasters!" Can you get a face? You can't throw the iron ring when you practice iron wire boxing! It's a foul! ”

Uncle Hehe: "Little rabbit cub! If I don't use the wire fist, you'll have to keep entangled! You've just gone crazy, and the old man with red eyes like a rabbit has any deep hatred with you, just fighting, as for it? ”

I sneered: "You can't blame me, you let me fight you empty-handed, it's definitely a bully!" You're practicing your fists and kicks, and you're fighting with me like a hairy boy! It's not appropriate for an outside family to fight an internal boxing, you still bully me with a tiger and a crane double form, how can I fight you if I don't open up my potential? ”

"Boy! Look at your kung fu is not good, your mouth is quite sharp, who said that the outer boxing is not as good as the inner boxing? Different means to the same end! When Huang Feihong heard this, he would definitely be able to crawl out of the coffin and beat you! I can see it, and your master Wude is not very good! God knows which parent can teach an apprentice like you! The uncle said helplessly.

I put on my shoes and clothes and asked: "The fight is over, the road is finished, it's okay to withdraw for a long time, it's very tiring - it's worth food to open the iron cloth shirt, and I don't want to practice this, the consumption is too great, and I don't dare to make it without three thousand yuan a month for food!" Our business is down, and you can do your girl's ideological work yourself—my attitude here is just not good! If she pesters me again, I will jerk off to find you, there are few people like you who have practiced Hong Boxing, and I can find you if I ask from house to house. ”

The uncle waved his hand like a fly: "Get out!" Can't you leave some virtue in your junior mouth? If you want to throw the Republic of China, you will have been killed a long time ago! Martial arts are not prosperous, you can become a young master like you! ”

I made a, and walked away - funny! You can carefully recall my appearance: second-hand women's underwear, a pair of embroidered shoes, and a face full of makeup because of sweating. Oh my God, I can't even see it! It is estimated that I can definitely win after a while, and the uncle can't hold back his laughter when he looks at me!

Sure enough, Meow Mi's first reaction when she saw me was to transform: "Ghost! ”

I waved my hand helplessly: "Who is that?" Who has cleansing oil? Get me some! I just had a fight, and my makeup was spent! ”

Sima Liuli gave me a bottle of cleansing oil with a smile: "Brother Mengmeng, you look better now than just now!" ”

I glared at her, "Isn't it a beating?" Spank your ass again! ”

Sima Liuli's small chest puffed: "Come on!" I'll let you fight! If you don't fight, it's not a man."

Hooligans are not scary! It's a female hooligan who is terrible!

I hurriedly silenced it, boys in the cos club are a vulnerable group - this cos show has only one actress and ten men. A woman will be shy when she is molested, but if you go to molest a group of women, the only result will be to be molested.

I dipped a cotton pad in cleansing oil and wiped it off my face until I neutralized the makeup and rinsed it with warm water. It's loaded, but I still look a little feminine - the eyebrows haven't changed! This game shouldn't be an overnight thing, let's do it first, it's a big deal to wear it.

"Boy! Let's go out for a bite to eat! I'm tired after playing for a long time, so uncle asks you to rub it! The uncle shouted from outside the door with a loud voice.

The uncle's Tang costume is very harmonious with our COS club, and the girls are holding back a smile when they look at him - treat him as an old-timer of the COS club!

"Okay, you're in for a treat, aren't you? Shall I take someone with me? It just so happens that I'm too lazy to go home and cook! "It's cheap and don't take advantage of the bastard, it's my Yang Mengmeng's consistent principle of life, anyway, the uncle treats a treat, don't eat for nothing!

The uncle seemed to be very good at this time: "Okay! Do you bring it? You see which little girl is good, you can bring it, uncle is not short of this money! ”

Under the expectant eyes of Sima Liuli and Li Xiaoxiang, I tugged on my meow's hand and said, "No, I'll just take my daughter there." ”

The uncle looked at Meow Mi blankly: "Housheng!" You say this is your child? ”

I walked out and said, "yes, is there a problem?" ”

"No problem," the uncle said in a slurred-

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"Waiter? Menu! I shouted loudly and arrogantly, causing a crowd to look sideways - this is a university restaurant, and the diners are generally quite well-read. The main thing is that I haven't been here for a long time, and I want to commemorate my college days in this way.

Meow Mi lay her head on the table, wanting to prove that she has nothing to do with me - this cat's concept of honor and disgrace is almost established, knowing that the owner is very embarrassed, why is my cat so humane?

The waiter walked over with a curling voice, looking at the temperament of a scholar, it is estimated that the students came to work-study: "Sir, what do you need?" ”

"Menu!" I crossed Erlang's legs and said.

The waiter handed me the menu, and I pointed to a few dishes: "This and this"

The uncle looked at the food I ordered and was surprised: "Child, you don't have to save money for my uncle, why is this all vegetarian dishes?" ”

I glanced at him, and then said to the waiter, "Don't have this one, bring me a plate for the rest."

The uncle was shocked: "Grandson! You are extravagant, you know? That's how the morality of the rivers and lakes was corrupted by you! ”

I drooped my eyelids and said, "Crying poor? When I'm blind? Your set of Tang costumes is enough to buy this small half of the storefront, tell me that it is hard and simple? Please don't please! ”

The uncle looked at me with a smile and a smile: "I was really recognized by you!" Forget it, you can go while resting, I'll order the dishes! Then he said kindly: "Let's make twelve Northeast specialties - that kid is from the Northeast and graduated from this school." So don't fool me."

The waiter turned around and was about to leave, but I stopped him: "Don't go, I haven't ordered the wine yet-if you don't drink in the Northeast, you will be laughed at by outsiders." Uncle, can you drink? ”

Uncle Haha: "How can anyone who practices martial arts not drink?" Beer white you feel free! ”

I said, "Sister, Harbin Beer 1900 will bring me four cases - the kind of box of twelve bottles." ”

The girl saw that there were four people on the table (meow is also counted as one), and said timidly: "Do you really want so much?" ”

I waved my hand: "That's all, you can't drink it anyway, can you return?" ”

The girl nodded and went to the lobby to help us order.

It will take some time to cook, and the wine will come up at the first time, so I will pick up the bottle cap with chopsticks and hand it to the uncle: "We don't have to be a cup today, drink the bottle like this, happy!" ”

The uncle took the beer and said, "Boy! To the temper! Let's go first! After saying that, I raised my head and dried a bottle, and I also tilted my head and killed a bottle without saying a word.

"Hey uncle, I can't beat you with fists and feet, just wait to lie down when you drink! Pepper, don't drink it, you'll have to be responsible for carrying your dad back! I teased.

The uncle said unconvinced: "Boy, are you really a wine fairy?" Just drink a bottle to moisten your throat, and you start talking? Don't lie down by yourself at the end, you have to be sent back by this little girl! Hey, I don't believe it, this kid is really your daughter? ”

I smiled, "What's the matter?" My daughter is pretty, right? She's smart! Her father and I can't be admitted to Peking University and Tsinghua University, but my daughter will definitely be admitted! ”

The uncle grabbed a bottle of beer, opened it directly with his fingers, and poured half a bottle directly into his mouth: "You didn't let your child practice martial arts?" ”

"What kind of martial arts does the little girl's family practice? Hit hooligans or bully classmates? Don't let her learn, besides, if I want to accept an apprentice, I have to get my master's consent - I'm different from you, you are a family heirloom, how to pass it on to your children is fine! I replied.

"Hey, martial arts is in decline because of this reason, several generations have just worn it down, God knows which generation was killed and lost, how many good things were lost in the long river of history! Come on, let's go! Uncle said to me as he lifted his wine bottle.

So we did another one

"Go one for martial arts!"

"Go one for the rivers and lakes!"

"Go one for the sake of the child!"

"For the sake of pleasure! Go for one! ”

"Don't say anything!"

Well, before the food came up, we did seven first! Thanks to the fact that we are practicing martial arts, we eat a lot of food, so we don't have to worry about not being able to eat!