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As soon as he heard about cross-line, Yang An was unhappy: "I don't do much about cross-line!" It's true that I'm the host, I'll be the director, I'm still a singer, and the songs I wrote are being sung all over the country! ”

The music of "Swing Together" sounded in time, Yang An held up his hands upward, and led the audience to follow along: "Let's swing together, swing together~ forget all the pain, let's swing together~"

When the music stopped, Yang An raised his hand and made a flying kiss gesture to thank the audience for their cooperation.

The audience cheered and laughed in unison, Yang An pointed to the audience and said to Li Yue: "Look, these are all my fans!" I've done too many things across the industry, why can't I say cross talk? I forgot to introduce myself to everyone, there may be viewers in front of the TV who don't know me, my name is Yang An, a primary school student in the cross talk industry, this is Li Yue Li, a teacher. ”

Li Yue said: "Your teacher, alas, I said Yang An, are you really here to talk about cross talk today?" ”

Yang An said: "That's right! I am also a member of the Lin Yun Club Quyi Alliance, and in terms of seniority, I still have to call Cao Shulin a master! Is the master here today? Oh, sit there! Sit down, master! ”

The cameraman captured the figure of Cao Shulin at the guest position in the audience, Cao Shulin stood up, waved to the stage, and gave a thumbs up.

The audience was in an uproar, it couldn't be!

Yang An: Is this true? Does he really say cross talk on behalf of Lin Yunshe? He's a layman...... Can you talk about cross talk?

In the lounge, all four groups of players were dumbfounded.

Yang An's ...... Say cross talk? ”

"He's a host...... What about the producer and chief director...... Oh my God, I can't imagine it, he said cross talk, he competed with us on the same stage! ”

"Did I hear me right? He wouldn't be playing around with Li Yue, and then another one would come up and blow him away later, right? ”

"I hope so! If Yang An competes by himself, none of us will think about it, the audience will definitely give him face, he will definitely be the first! ”

It was too unexpected for everyone to say that Yang An was acting in a sketch, and everyone thought about it, and when they saw him say cross talk, everyone felt almost stunned!

On stage, Li Yue shook his head and said, "I still can't believe it, your host did a good job, why did you change your cross talk?" ”

Yang An said: "Because I love the art of cross talk!" ”

Li Yue didn't believe it: "Since you love cross talk, then during the Spring Festival last year, the TV cross talk contest held by Zhongjing TV, and all the famous cross talk actors in the circle were invited, why didn't I watch you participate?" ”

Yang An said: "Why don't I participate in the cross talk competition? Well, here, I'm going to make a statement officially. ”

Li Yue said: "Why don't you participate?" ”

Yang An said: "Because of ......"

Yang An blinked, his eyes were dodgy and he didn't dare to look at people, he looked aggrieved, his hands were also covered ...... his mouth, and in the laughter of the audience, he said with a crying voice: "Because no one invited me to "

The audience applauded, the boos were even louder, and many people laughed: "No one cares about you!" No one invited you to go! ”

Yang An's aggrieved expression, dodging eyes, and crying tone directly laughed at the audience, and even a few people in the lounge grinned and laughed, this burden is good, it turns out that Yang An is really talking about cross talk!

Li Yue laughed: "I see! ”

Yang An waved his hand and said: "What is so, teasing you, I said seriously, I didn't go to participate because I was sick and couldn't go!" ”

Li Yue was curious: "Yo! What's wrong with you? ”

Yang An said: "Half dumb and half deaf!" ”

Li Yue was even more curious: "Half-dumb and half-deaf? What kind of disease is this, I haven't heard of it! A half-dumb and half-deaf cross talk actor, how fresh! How is it half-dumb and half-deaf? ”

Yang An said: "Haven't heard of it? Then I'll explain it to you, cross talk is all about lip service, four basic lessons, take off your shoes and sing, I will take off my shoes and can't sing, this is called half, so it's called half-dumb! ”

Li Yue interrupted him: "Stop, stop, what do you mean by taking off your shoes and singing?" ”

Yang An argued: "The four basic skills of cross talk, take off your shoes and sing!" ”

The audience who heard this burden for the first time laughed, this Yang An is so naughty, obviously talking about learning to sing!

Li Yue corrected: "It's talking about learning to sing!" ”

Yang An gasped and asked in disbelief: "Are you sure you are talking about learning to sing?" ”

Li Yue nodded: "That's right, I'm sure!" ”

Yang An looked embarrassed, patted Li Yue, and complained: "I hate you!" Why didn't you remind me when I was backstage in the morning? When I take off my shoes and sing, I thought I could shake off a burden, but I can say that I can learn to sing...... Singing and Speaking...... How round do you call me? ”

The audience laughed, little classmate, you don't even have the right words, what kind of cross talk are you talking about!

Li Yue was also happy: "Come on, come on, Yang Da hosts, say learn to sing, you are half-dumb, I see how you are round?" ”

Yang An bit his hand lightly, his face was embarrassed, and the audience laughed, look at how round you are!

Yang An stretched out four fingers and said, "Okay, let's talk and sing." The first item, say! I will say tongue twister, I won't go through the mouth, can this be counted as half? ”

Li Yue nodded: "You are the host, you have always practiced tongue twisters, and your skills must be deep, okay, count you half!" ”

Yang An said again: "The second item, learn!" I don't know ventriloquism and opera, but I can speak in various places, and I can do pop songs, can this be counted as half? ”

Li Yue continued to nod: "Yes, you can sing pop songs well, you can count yourself more than half!" ”

Yang An snapped off the third finger: "The third item, teasing!" I can stand up, I can tease me, I can barely praise me, and I have also practiced double reeds, can this be considered half of it? ”

Li Yue shook his head: "This remains to be investigated." What about the fourth? Could it be that you have also practiced the Taiping lyrics and opening songs? ”

Yang An shook his head: "Taiping lyrics really don't know, but add up, when it comes to learning to sing, don't I know exactly half?" ”

Li Yue counted with his fingers: "Half, half, half, add up...... Hey, exactly half of ......"

Yang An was happy, clapping his hands and laughing at the audience, very proud: "Hahahaha, friends, how is it?" Half-dumb I said round! It's that magical! Where is the applause? ”

The audience laughed and sent warm applause and boos, this Yang An, his mouth is really amazing!

Li Yue was helpless: "Okay, okay, half-dumb is considered round, what does it mean to be half-deaf?" ”

Yang An said: "I can only listen to half of what others say. ”

Li Yue smiled: "This is fresh, then you learn to talk with me, let me ask you, have you eaten today?" ”

Yang An said seriously: "You today." ”

Li Yue slapped his palms: "Oh, this is called half-hearing, half-deaf!" ”

Yang An said: "Yes, I didn't hear 'have you eaten'!" ”

Li Yue said: "It's so interesting, then you learn one more sentence, Yang An is not handsome!" ”

Yang An's face became displeased, slapped Li Yue, and said, "Speak with your conscience, you are hypocritical!" ”

The audience laughed, is this still called half-deaf? You've heard it all! Does it have to be said that Yang An is very handsome, so it is not called hypocrisy?

Li Yue was also puzzled: "You heard all this sentence together?" ”

Yang An said: "No, I am half deaf, I only hear half of it, and I heard you say 'Yang Anshuai'!" ”

Li Yue snorted and became angry: "I heard that this half-deaf person can also jump words!" And the meaning has all changed, okay? ”

Hahahaha......

The audience burst into laughter, boos, applause, and a few people coaxed: "Yang An is so handsome~"

Yang An laughed: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I call it selective semi-deafness, intermittent seizures!" ”

Li Yue sneered and laughed: "It's still selective, it's still intermittent, you're really sick!" I ask you one last thing, you learn from me, eighty-eight! ”

Yang An was stunned for a moment, raised three fingers, and asked, "Three words?" ”

Li Yue laughed, very proud: "How do I see you are half-deaf this time?" You're halfway there! ”

Yang An waved his hand, instantly thought of a way, and shouted seriously: "This can't stop me!" Forty-four! ”

The audience burst into laughter, applause kept on for a long time, and the laughing brothers in the lounge all clapped their legs and slapped their hands, laughing on the sofa, and were really amused by Yang An's cheap appearance.

Li Yue was furious: "Hey, why are you so cheap, then what if I said ninety-nine just now?" ”

Yang An was dismissive and replied without hesitation: "Forty-nine five!" ”

Li Yue pushed Yang An violently: "Who asked you about math problems, are you half-deaf?" ”

The audience's faces hurt with laughter, this Yang Anjie is too invincible, what the hell is this! Half-deaf, poof...... No, it's funny to think about it, I really can't stand Yang An's goods!

Li Yue also looked helpless, he couldn't speak for a long time, he pulled Yang An and said: "Yang An, you are half-deaf not because you have a problem with your ears, but because you have a problem with your brain!" ”

Yang An said: "I'm kidding you, in fact, I don't have the disease of being half deaf and half dumb at all. ”

Li Yue asked, "Then why don't you participate in the cross talk competition?" ”

Yang An sighed: "The main reason is that I entered the industry too late, and people don't know that I can speak cross talk." ”

Li Yue was happy: "Now I finally tell the truth, what are you talking about half-dumb and half-deaf!" I ask you, when did you get into the industry? ”

Yang An looked at the sky with his eyes, pinched his fingers and counted for a long time, and there were words in his mouth, as if he had forgotten.

Li Yue sighed: "You forgot even the days you entered the industry?" So how many years have you studied cross talk? ”

Yang An put down his hand and said modestly: "Less than twenty years!" ”

Li Yue was in awe: "Yo, less than twenty years, then you have been talking long enough!" But why haven't I heard of you? Honestly, a few years? ”

Yang An thought for a moment and whispered, "0.08." ”

Li Yue was stunned: "0.08? What is 0.08? Wait a minute, you mean 0.08 years? 12 months in a year, multiplied by 0.08 is ...... You've only been learning cross talk for less than a month? ”

The audience laughed, this Yang An is too good at blowing, and he dares to compete on stage after only learning cross talk for a month? What more to say less than twenty years!

Yang An snorted, and Li Yue was depressed: "Who is your master?" ”

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PS: I have changed some of my baggage, but the text is really not as direct as the video, you can refer to the excerpt of Xiao Yueyue in the first issue of the second season of the comedian. Don't forget to vote for your free recommendation~

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