I look at this old man, and he is not a good person. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The grandfather smiled and explained to the old man: "Master, this is my grandson, I won't bring it over to show you, recognize it." ”

The old man didn't have a good face, and scolded when he opened his mouth: "You bastard, and the fucking liar master, I think you must have some bullshit in your stomach." ”

Grandfather's face was embarrassed, and he couldn't answer for a while, this old man should be his grandfather's master Maiko.

I muttered in my heart: "My mother, the broken book that left me with half a bucket of water, I have suffered a lot of losses, and I am still here to be my uncle, look at my violent temper, I really want to cut you." ”

Before I finished my thoughts, my grandfather was already close to Maiko, and I didn't know what he muttered, Maiko immediately smiled, this 180-degree turn, I couldn't accept it for a while.

My grandfather tugged at the placket of my shirt and said, "Grandson, I told the old man about you, don't worry, the next thing will be wrapped up in my grandfather, but as the saying goes, you have to agree to some requests from the old man." ”

"Requirements? What are the requirements? ”

Grandfather said: "It's nothing, just get some foreign things for this old man, and bring me some with you, just that inflatable doll, burn some for us." ”

I couldn't help but be amazed, how could my grandfather know about this inflatable doll after being dead for so many years.

"Grandfather, logically speaking, you shouldn't have known these things in your day, where did you know these things?"

"Why are you so unreasonable, men understand, you have to learn to keep pace with the times."

"It's ······."

"Listen to this, there are objects and there is a way to live, and there is no way to live without objects."

Hearing this, I could only nod my head and ask, "Grandfather, how many shall I burn for you?" ”

Grandfather said casually: "Not much, the old man is thirty, I am thirty, remember to have more Japanese style, like that what Hata, Sakurai, whatever, it has to be, that's the mainstream." ”

I looked at my grandfather in disbelief, and exclaimed in my heart: "This is really a dead ghost and a merryman, and you still know the mainstream, and you still know Hata, Sakurai?" Thirty is not much! ”

Grandfather seemed to think of something, and then said: "Boy, you remember, don't burn it after returning the yang when you burn it, so we can't receive it, we must wait until you return the yang for a period of time before burning, don't ask unrelated people to burn, remember to write a order when burning, and write the order with a cinnabar pen to send it to the underworld temple, write my grandfather and my name to receive, understand?" ”

I couldn't help but touch my head, there are so many rules in this underworld, and nodded.

Grandfather was full of smiles, staggered to report to Maiko, only to see Maiko with a smile on his face, immediately got up, walked up to me and stared at me carefully, and said: "Boy, speaking of which, you are also my apprentice, I should also help you go back to the yang world, right?" ”

Like a fool, I nodded stunned, and couldn't help muttering in my heart: "Damn, it's not for the sake of that inflatable doll, otherwise why are you so positive?" ”

Maiko sat down, motioned for me to sit next to him, and said: "Your situation, your grandfather told me is similar, and we don't have to see outside, but you must understand that this requires a process to return to the yang, first you have to dream to the people in the yang world, and ask the people in the yang world to prepare things for you in the yang world, and then we will do it here, send you back, and then hope to return to the yang world." ”

To whom do you trust your dreams?

Maiko continued: "You have to understand that you must have a person with weak yang energy, or a person who is timid by nature, otherwise it is impossible to succeed in dreaming, and in this way, you will naturally not be able to go back." ”

When Maiko finished saying this, I instantly remembered a person, a fat man, who was timid and cowardly.

"Then Master Zu, I, what should I ask the people of the Yang World to prepare?"

Maiko replied: "It's very simple, prepare the big black dog, dress the big black dog in red and green, tie a red rope to the tail of the big black dog, tie the other end of the rope to a big rooster, paint the two feet of the big rooster with cinnabar, take the middle line of the rope and tie it with a black rope of black dog blood, and the other end is tied to a bridge in the place where you disappeared, this is called crossing the bridge, and there is a way to return to the soul gate." ”

After saying this, Maiko suddenly sighed a few times, my grandfather and I were puzzled, and my grandfather asked, "Master, what do you mean by sighing?" ”

Maiko glared at her grandfather and muttered, "You're blind, can't you see that your grandson is in the yin?" ”

When my grandfather heard this, he stared at me instantly, and couldn't help but be shocked, Maiko continued: "Your Yin Hall is black, your lips are red, your cheeks are blue, and your mouth is spitting out yang, this is obviously a sign that the body is in yin, you have come to a place where you shouldn't be, I'm afraid you will be seriously ill after you go back, and you will lose at least three points of yang energy." ”

I immediately heard a question in my head, and the last sentence is a loss of three points of yang energy, which is worth it, this is not a sick cat for a lifetime, grandma choked (grandma choking is not a sissy, which means that young adults are the same as grandmothers, and they are short of breath when they say a word, they are weak and weak, and they are declining before they are old).

Grandfather was also quite worried, and explained: "Grandson, what the master means by this is that you have been blinded by ghosts and strayed into the underworld, yin and yang are separated, and now that your yang body has reached the underworld, your yang body will absorb a lot of yin qi into your body, which will dissipate your yang energy, which is very bad for your body. ”

Maiko nodded slightly, and said: "But you don't have to worry too much, you are my apprentice, I said that I want to help you, I will want to help the Fa to save each other, for the teacher there is a bottle of anti-yin pills, as long as you take a yin-suppressing pill when you return to the soul, you can suppress the yin and cold things in your body, and when you return to the yang world, these suppressed yin and cold things will slowly be eliminated from your body, and your yang energy will not be damaged, but there is no doubt that you are seriously ill, which is better than depleting yang energy." ”

After saying that, Maiko took out a small bottle, the small bottle had a red pill, I couldn't help but be curious, and asked, "Master Zu, what are you using to make this?" ”

Maiko replied, "My boogers! ”

I almost fainted when I heard this, Maiko saw my disdainful expression, he grinned and squeaked: "You kid looks down on my baby, don't you, let me tell you, you are a descendant this night, you have to know that my realm is not ordinary, you look at the monkey, the mountain god, those are all characters with heads and faces, and the hair on the body is a god, don't underestimate this boogini, it's very useful, you have to use it if you return to the yang." ”

Grandfather didn't know what was wrong, nodded vigorously, and felt that the people in this Difu Temple had taken gunpowder or what's going on.

I thought to myself: I knew I was going to eat this thing, I didn't know what this thing was made of, I knew how I could eat it.

Maiko handed me the medicine bottle and instructed, "You can eat one and give me the rest." ”

But at this time, I seemed to think of something, looked at Maiko, and said, "Master Zu, can you give me all this bottle?" (To be continued.) )