Maizi immediately blew her nose and glared when she heard this, and said with good breasts: "What a damn, grandson and grandson are a pair of pants, a virtue, you kid is also eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, and call the flower child to roast the fire and pick it up under the crotch, your feelings for my boogers are endless, boy, I tell you to be honest, just one, and the others are honestly put down." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

I didn't expect Maiko to be so picky, didn't she just throw away her nose, and bargained, but at this juncture, I still have to coax someone to ask for it.

I looked at Maiko with a smile and said softly, "Grandpa." ”

"Transgendered, sissy."

"No, I guess you don't know very well, I didn't take this bottle for myself, I also wanted to save people, this matter is ・・・・・・a long story."

Who knew that I was only halfway through this, Maiko interrupted: "Don't talk about it if it's too long, stop, I'm going to rest." ”

Hearing this, I have been holding my damn stomach for a long time, don't say that you Maizi is my grandfather, you are my grandfather, I will toss you, if it weren't for your half bucket of water to teach my grandfather this half bucket of water, and wrote this half bucket of water, would Lao Tzu end up in such a field today, I thought it was some kind of bullshit Maoshan Taoism authentic, just a second-hand thing of repairing broken shoes on a stinky street, and still picking these few noses for me here.

Thinking about this inexplicable anger, the more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and I didn't bother to endure it, so I put aside my arms and said angrily: "You still have to take care of this matter, it's not me who said, you two are pure liars for this matter, especially my grandfather, it's pure nonsense." ”

As soon as I said this, Maiko and my grandfather were suddenly anxious, and Maiko opened her mouth and said: "Boy, you can't talk nonsense, the reputation of the old man is outside, you have to make it clear to me, you give me a 1510 to make it clear." ”

Obviously, Maiko was very excited, and my grandfather also stared at me with a straight face, so I strengthened my courage and responded directly: "My grandfather worships under your door and learns Taoism, right?" ”

Maiko nodded slightly, and I continued: "Do you know that my grandfather wrote a book after learning it, and this book also says inherit the true biography of Maiko's Taoism, damn it, this rotten book, the ghost can see that there is only half a bucket of water, my grandfather only learned half a bucket of water from you, this true biography means that you only have half a bucket of water, I read that book, and I took that broken book to fight monsters, I was so damn that I almost lost my life." ”

"The last time I went out, I met an expert, it was a shame, I didn't dare to report your name, this toss, and now my classmates have been hit by evil, a body of evil, don't you want to take your bottle of elixir up, see if you can suppress it, this is why you want a bottle!"

Maiko heard this, and immediately became angry, pointing at her grandfather and scolding: "You shameless, tell you to learn Taoism hard, if you don't study hard, you know that you are lazy, read the yellow book, look at you, the whole face is red, you still want to pretend to be Guan Gong, don't you go to Liangshan without three, two, three, you still think that you can write a book for a few pounds and a few taels, and you also said that I really passed on, it really hurts others and myself, if this is spread out, what face will I have in this underworld!" ”

Grandfather was also ashamed suddenly, and apologized to Maiko again and again, and I don't know how long the two of them muttered before they slowly took a break, Maiko was angry, and she was embarrassed to say anything, but she was really reluctant to give me all this bottle of Zhenyin Pills, discussed and discussed, and said to give me half, I had to accept it when I thought about it.

This matter was discussed, but Maiko was half angry and half dead, and went directly to the room, this nest is a night, I saw the light in his room for a night, I am afraid that I haven't slept all night, my grandfather is not angry with me, I understand me, he also knows that I am for the bottle of pills, forced to pit grandpa.

If you want to say how it is still good to be born, as soon as the day dawns, my grandfather helped me to return the yang, after all, this matter is indeed urgent, Maiko is the same as the uncle, who owes him millions, with a black face, I didn't get angry when I saw anyone, and I only came to me after three invitations and four urges, and my grandfather followed him.

Maiko said: "I have told you before, you need to support your dreams before returning to the yang, ask the people in the yang world to help you equip objects, you have a chance, today is fourteen, tomorrow is fifteen, in the underworld tomorrow is a broken day, broken and then stand, tomorrow is an opportunity to return the yang, have you chosen to trust the dream to?" ”

I had already made up my mind about this, and said: "One of my classmates is called Fatty, Hu Yiguan, and later changed his name to Hu Yitong. ”

Grandfather was a little worried: "Bailing, is this person reliable, this is a big deal!" ”

I nodded and affirmed, "Don't worry, grandfather, this person has grown up with me since childhood, no problem." ”

Maiko took out a scroll, only slowly stirred it a few times, and didn't know what it was, then pointed to the scroll and said to me, "Are you talking about this person?"

I looked at a familiar face that appeared on the scroll, and I only felt amazing, nodded again and again, and said, "It's him." ”

Maiko continued, "Then are you ready, I'm going to send you into his dream." ”

I swallowed, nervous, and nodded.

"Remember, time is limited, you can only stay in it for five minutes, these five minutes explain clearly, otherwise as soon as the time is over, I will call you back, you can grasp it yourself."

I'm ready, whether it's dead or alive, I don't know if it's windy, but I saw the wind ringing in my ears, my head was empty, and my eyes were dark.

When I opened my eyes, I saw only one room, I don't know where it was, but there was a familiar figure in this room, and I could tell at a glance that it was a fat man.

I was overjoyed, and I ran over and shouted, "Fatty, fatty, what are you doing there?" ”

I saw the other party's body trembling, and when he looked back at me, he suddenly became nervous.

I'm a mother.,I'm also drunk in an instant.,This dead fat man.,Standing and masturbating,**Don't cry at all.,It's all masturbating in and out of dreams.。

I didn't care so much, I just hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Fatty, I have something to tell you." ”

When the fat man saw me behind him, he was immediately anxious, and he tried to hide, I watched this fat body shake in front of my eyes, and roared angrily: "Shake you paralyzed, stop." ”

The fat man was particularly embarrassed, estimated that he had been touching for a long time, and said while hugging his pants: "Brother Yin, I sleep, I sleep, I am empty, I am weak." ”

As soon as the fat man wanted to get close to the bed, I was really anxious, so I yelled at the fat man: "You are paralyzed, get up." ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, and shook his hand again and again: "Hi can't be hi, no, no, no, no." ”|

I understood that I didn't have much time, and I couldn't care about it so much, so I just stepped forward and grabbed the fat man's shoulders, and the fat man suddenly cried urgently, and sang while crying: "Gourd baby gourd baby, King Kong baby a flower ・・・・・・." ”

This made me wonder, I looked at the fat man, and said: The fat man can't go crazy.

I said, "Fatty, what's wrong with you, crazy?" ”

The fat man looked at me with confused eyes and begged for mercy: "I'm not crazy, brother, I didn't know your true face for so many years, and today I finally know." ”

The fat man's words suddenly made me hear in a fog, and then I heard the fat man say: "I heard that when I meet gays, I sing: each other, each other, I just finished playing a flower today, I will let us go, you let me go!" ”

I'm also drunk, it seems that I can't drag it anymore, I directly shook the fat man's body, let the fat man calm down, and said: "Fat man, you and my brother, you are in a dream, I am not gay, I came in by mistake, I don't know you are masturbating, this is my wrong, but you remember what I said, I want to return my soul now, whether I can live or not is here." ”

"Please, prepare the big black dog, dress the big black dog in red and green, tie a red rope to the tail of the big black dog, tie the other end of the rope to a big rooster, paint the two feet of the big rooster with cinnabar, take the middle line of the rope and tie it with a black rope of black dog blood, and the other end is tied to a bridge in the place where I disappeared, and you remember to tell the third uncle, my life is on the two of you, please."

When I finished saying this, I only felt that my body began to slowly become lighter, slowly transparent, and my eyes were dark. (To be continued.) )