readx;?“ I give full marks for this sketch! ”

"I give 82 points, and I'll send out the rest in the form of 666. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏr?a?”

There are many people who watch Su Dong's sketch, and a leader of Su Dong's school watched Su Dong's sketch and wrote on his Weibo: "You are Lord Yan, you will help the old man when he falls." If he blackmails you, Yan ** Law Department will provide you with legal aid, and if you lose the lawsuit, Yan Da will compensate you! ”

Many friends saw this Weibo and forwarded it one after another.

This was originally a good thing, but later this sentence was played bad by the majority of netizens, and various versions came out.

"You are a playmaker, and when you see the old man falling, you go to help. If he sues you, more than 80 hosts will reason with him, all the stage and makeup will keep up, the lights will be tear-jerking, the national support for the drama will be issued, and the scene of the puppet show class will be reproduced. ”

"You are from CCB, and when you see the old man falling, you will help him. If he blackmails you, the legal department of CCB will provide you with legal aid, and if he loses the lawsuit, CCB will swallow all their deposits, and then max out their credit cards! ”

President of the University of Geosciences: "You are a local master, and when you see the old man falling, you will help him." If he slanders someone, the Alumni Office of the University will help you report the situation to Alumni Wen, and if he loses the lawsuit, the school will help you find a gold mine. ”

"You are from Fudan, and when you see the old man falling, you will help him. If he slanders you, Senior Brother Xuan Kejiong will come for an interview, report to Senior Brother Qiu to help you roll the TV prime time, and Senior Brother Cao will help you top Sina Weibo, if you lose the lawsuit, Senior Brother Chen Tianqiao will compensate you! ”

The most interesting thing is this: "You are a native of Beijing Post, you will help the old man when he falls, if he slanders you, you will reason with him, if you lose the lawsuit, the principal guarantees that not a single netizen can discuss it!"

......

So far, Su Dong has completed his previous commitment to online voting, songs, cross talk, sketches and hosting. Oh, yes, it's pretty much the same, but that's after the show.

Compared with this sketch, although the later shows are also very exciting, everyone always feels that the taste is not enough.

In the blessings, Allure Entertainment's Lantern Festival party ended.

The chat on the Internet is very hot.

"Hey, there is nothing new in CCTV's Lantern Festival Gala this year, and it will become an award ceremony in the second half."

"That's not the Lantern Festival party, that's the awards ceremony, we just watched the live broadcast of the awards, okay!"

"It's like that for other local TV stations, a few artists from Allure Entertainment have been invited over, so that's it."

"It's still good-looking for Allure Entertainment, that song and dance, that scene layout!"

"And the Lantern Festival! Ladies and gentlemen, I just left the venue, and the Lantern Festival in the venue was made...... ...... made of dim sum Delicious! ”

"Really?"

"Of course it's true! It is said that this time it is the top chef of Allure Restaurant who makes delicious food for the people inside! ”

"I'll go! So good? I knew I was going too! ”

"It depends on your character, you can draw tickets for Allure Entertainment next time."

At eleven o'clock, Su Dong fulfilled the last Lantern Festival promise as promised - to be a Lantern Festival!

"Friends, good evening, let's meet, today, during the Lantern Festival live broadcast, I cashed in the vote, and now I have to honor another thing."

Su Dong appeared in the live broadcast room in casual clothes, and before he could say the reason, he brushed out the answer below.

"Make Lantern Festival!"

"Su Dong has started to show his cooking skills again!"

Standing in the kitchen, Su Dong continued: "Now I have asked my assistant Ms. Allure to help me get my mobile phone." ”

"There's Su Allure!"

"We're going to see Su Chengcheng!"

"We want a goddess!"

"Yes! Su Chengcheng, you show your face! ”

"Hey, aren't you a sister above, why don't you pay attention to your Su Dong, what are you robbing with a group of our men Su Qingcheng?"

"Su Chengcheng is good-looking!"

"I obeyed, I knelt for the charm of my goddess, I didn't expect Su Chengcheng to be killed by both men and women!"

"Allure, we want to see you do the Lantern Festival, we don't want to see Su Dong's ugly thing do it!"

"Who is ugly!? Believe it or not, sister will kill you in minutes! ”

"Dare to say that Brother Su Dong is ugly, doesn't he want to live anymore?"

Su Dong said: "That's right, what I am doing for you today is the traditional Northern Lantern Festival, which seems to have been done before, but I don't remember it too clearly." I did it today, and I'm going to continue filming the day after tomorrow. ”

"We'll want to see the set footage when the time comes!"

"Painted Skin is finally on the right track! I don't like to watch "Those Years", I just watch blockbusters if I want to watch them! ”

"Yes, Su Dong, you are really, the celebration of "Those Years" is about to start, and you don't even say that you want to participate."

"Who said that? No way? ”

"Allure Entertainment has said that Li Yingying will be present at that time, but there will be no Su Dong."

Su Tingcheng held his mobile phone, although he didn't aim the camera at him, but he was very naughty to transmit the voice.

"Now everyone can see very clearly that Su Dong is preparing black sesame seeds. Prepare a little black sesame seeds and wash off surface impurities and dust with clean water. ”

is the same as when Su Tingcheng made a documentary, Su Tingcheng can use his voice to speak.

Then everyone saw very clearly that Su Dong prepared a number of walnut kernels and peanut kernels. Let's interview Su Dong, Su Dong, what are you going to do next? ”

"Put the black sesame seeds, peanut kernels, and walnut kernels in a wok and stir-fry them with a spatula until they are fragrant."

Su Dong turned on the fire, and it seemed that he could smell the pungent fragrance through the screen.

Of course, these sensory things originated from Su Chengcheng's snort, and there were a few exclamations, "It's so fragrant!" ”

Su Dong poured the fried things into the blender: "Put the fried black sesame seeds, peanut kernels, and walnut kernels in the blender and whip them into powder. Friendly reminder: If you like larger particles, you can shorten the mixing time appropriately. Of course, I prefer the one that is completely flavorful, so this time I stirred it for a longer time to make sure that it was beaten a little more carefully. ”

Su Chengcheng took over the work of on-site commentary: "Now Su Dong keeps the beaten nut flour in a clean and waterless bowl. ”

"Put the sugar in the nut powder," Su Tingcheng saw that Su Dong didn't add too much sugar, and pouted: "Su Dong, why do you put so little sugar, I like to eat sweet, you put a little more." ”

Su Dong refused: "Don't let it go!" Eating too much sugar is not good for your teeth, let alone at night. ”

"Stingy!" Su Tingcheng said that he was going to do it himself, but Su Dong stretched out his hand to stop her, and Su Tingcheng reluctantly chose to give up after trying a wave of "attacks." ”

"Ahhh I ate a bite of this dog food at 9 o'clock, and I chose to eat it before going to bed! ”

"I won't say it, I have a wife, I'm not afraid!"

"Bullying single dogs again! It's really inhuman. ”

Su Dong said: "Use a spoon to stir the nut flour and sugar well. The sweetness is evenly distributed after mixing. The next step is to prepare the flour, put the wheat flour in the microwave and heat it on high heat for 1 minute until the flour is cooked. Pour the cooked flour into the sweet nut filling and use a spoon to stir the sweet nut filling and cooked flour well. ”

Prepare all of this, "Prepare 1 tablespoon of maltose, and those who don't have it can substitute honey." Put 1/2 tablespoon of warm water and 1 tablespoon of maltose in a small bowl, mix into maltose syrup, and pour the maltose syrup into the prepared powder filling in batches. Grab the filling and maltose syrup by hand and mix evenly, until you can hold a handful of fillings with your hands to form a ball, and the filling is not loose after breaking. So that the black sesame filling is well mixed. ”

Su Dong spread a piece of plastic wrap on the board, put the mixed filling on the plastic wrap, press it into a round cake shape by hand, cover the filling with a layer of plastic wrap, and press the filling with a rolling pin, "Do you see my movements, that's what you do, pay attention when pressing: be careful not to roll the filling back and forth like rolling dough, rolling will loosen the filling, but move the rolling pin to press it." ”

Su Chengcheng said: "How far does that have to go? ”

"Roll out the filling into a pancake shape about 1 cm thick, remove the plastic wrap from the top, and cut the filling into long strips of equal thickness with a knife. At an angle perpendicular to the strip, use a knife to divide the strip into small squares of equal size. ”

Su Chengcheng looked at Su Dong's cut trap, "Why do I think it looks like a piece of chocolate?" ”

Su Dong looked at the fruits of his labor, "Don't say it, it's really a bit like it." Now I'm going to put the finished filling in the freezer compartment of the refrigerator and freeze it for 10 minutes. ”

"Is that a hassle?" Su Chengcheng asked.

In fact, not only Su Chengcheng, but many friends who watched Su Dong's live broadcast also left messages below.

"Oops, why didn't my mother cook this Lantern Festival like Su Dong when she cooked it?"

"Is this how Su Dong cooks food?"

"How?"

"It's finely done."

"You seem to have some truth in what you say."

Su Dong took out the glutinous rice flour from under the cupboard, "Everyone, now prepare the glutinous rice flour." This glutinous rice flour is ground by myself. ”

"Put an appropriate amount of cold water in a bowl, put 1 tablespoon of glutinous rice flour, stir into glutinous rice water for later use, and put 500 grams of glutinous rice flour in a fresh-keeping bowl. Take out the frozen filling and put it in the fence, soak the fence in glutinous rice water and lift it immediately, so that the surface of the filling is evenly dipped in a layer of glutinous rice water. ”

Su Chengcheng looked at Su Dong's operation, "This is quite fun, I want to play it too." ”

"Hey, hey! Goddess Su Chengcheng, pay attention to your phone, we can't see anything when you put down your phone. ”

"Why is it suddenly pitch black in front of my eyes......"

"Heart congestion!"

Fortunately, Su Chengcheng's side quickly realized his "wrong" behavior, and then the camera refocused on Su Dong. (To be continued.) [The long-awaited novel mobile client is online! ] The client supports offline reading, no ads, and millions of novels are free to read! Font and brightness adjustment, night mode, reading progress memory, and many other powerful features. To download, please pay attention to the WeChat public account gegegengxin (press and hold for three seconds to copy)