Su Dong: "Why am I still on the run?" If we talk like this, will we be able to play together in the future? ”

The audience laughed. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Li Yingying said angrily: "Are you leaving? ”

Su Dong said: "I'm not leaving!" ”

Li Yingying: "Are you leaving?" ”

Su Dong: "If I go, I'll be an escape!" ”

Li Yingying said: "Are you leaving? You're not leaving, are you? Okay, I'll go! ”

Li Yingying said and crawled forward. It looks like some heroes in some anti-Japanese movies sacrificed themselves to bomb bunkers.

Su Dong: "I said aunt, you are going to go there to blow up the bunker, why can't you understand?" I'm like that Mr. Dongguo now, oh, I saved the wolf when I was done, and the wolf will eat me when I turn around, so you say the wolf...... Isn't it rude? ”

A low laugh rang out below.

Li Yingying: "I just understood, you put aside that finger and scolding Huai, my old lady has been lying here for a long time, do you think I am lying on my stomach?" Say who is the snake, who is the dog, and who is the wolf? Scold whoever is so cheap, you are so cheap! ”

Su Dong said angrily: "Hao Jian's name was given to me by my mother who got up early and was greedy for darkness, why did it become a dirty word to you?" ”

Li Yingying: "You bumped me into, even if you say you're sorry, not only don't apologize, but you also bite me back, let me tell you, oh, you don't want to leave today." Saying that, Li Yingying struggled to stand up, "This, this is the evidence, I am risking my life today, and I have to fight this undesirable social phenomenon to the end!" Li Yingying said while moving Su Dong's bicycle.

Su Dong: "No, how did you move over?" ”

Li Yingying also questioned: "Huh? ”

Su Dong said: "No, Auntie, you're fine!" ”

Li Yingying said angrily: "Me? I'm mad at you. ”

Su Dong looked at his hands in surprise: "Ah! This angry person can still cure the disease, then I am qigong! ”

Li Yingying: "I have to find someone to comment on me today, come to someone, come to ......"

At this time, the siren sounded, and Lao Wu changed into a police uniform and appeared. As soon as Su Dong saw that the policeman was coming, he hurriedly fell to the ground.

Lao Wu: "Auntie, what's the situation?" ”

Li Yingying dropped the car, held Lao Wu's hand tightly with both hands and was excited for a long time before she spoke: "Savior!" Just now, he ......" Li Yingying turned her head and saw Su Dong lying on the ground: "Why did you still fall?" He ......"

Lao Wu looked at the scene, "Mom, you're riding too fast!" This rim is like this, are you racing? ”

Everyone laughed out loud when they heard this.

Li Yingying didn't know what to say: "I...... I ......"

Lao Wu pointed to Su Dong, who was moaning on the ground: "Look at the ...... you hit people."

Li Yingying said excitedly: "I didn't hit him." ”

Lao Wu pointed to the scene and said: "Auntie, this car is here, people are lying here, the scene of the accident is too clear." ”

Li Yingying explained: "That's not my bike. ”

Su Dong interjected: "Your wife's bicycle, you didn't pedal so fast, I delayed your take-off!" ”

Li Yingying was so excited that she couldn't speak: "He, I, just now...... What the hell......"

Lao Wu: "Auntie, don't get excited, I'll deal with it, come on, come on." Oh, comrade, this one didn't break, did it hurt? ”

Lao Wu came to Su Dong's side.

Su Dong: "I, my elbows, my waves, my waist." ”

Lao Wu: "It's all broken?" ”

"It doesn't hurt."

"It's all here, don't use the elimination method. It's okay, let's see if we can walk around? ”

Su Dong said: "You should be able to go, but you must also go according to the table." ”

Li Yingying said angrily: "Why did you still walk on the table according to the table?" ”

Su Dong: "Ah, the rim is like that, it's been a long time, I flew over there, how can I still rescue it?" Look at this, I can fly out for about 10 meters! ”

Li Yingying hurriedly said: "Where did you fly 10 meters?" ”

Su Dong: "Then I fly a few meters, it's all here, and it makes sense to compare the three meters and two meters with me?" ”

Li Yingying said to Lao Wu: "What he said is all my words!" ”

The audience at the bottom didn't know why when they saw this, and they felt a sense of pleasure in their hearts!

"Why do I feel so relieved when I see this, you guys?"

"Same!"

"Now look what the old lady is saying."

"This old lady should know not to frame people casually in the future, seeing this, I think the story should be almost over."

"Indeed."

Su Dong lay on the ground and suddenly realized: "This thing, who said that it is anyone's." ”

Lao Wu said: "Hey, comrade, I'll help you up first, come on, come on...... Hey, this ...... Aren't you going to tail up that kid? He helped Su Dong up and recognized this young man as the man who had just been in a car accident before.

Su Dong also recognized the traffic policeman: "The traffic policeman who dealt with my accident!" After saying that, the two of them hugged each other.

The old lady played by Li Yingying saw this scene and said desperately: "It's over, they still know each other!" ”

Lao Wu realized at this time that he shouldn't be so affectionate: "Come on, come on, put your hands down." No, what's the situation with you two? ”

Su Dong said: "Uncle policeman, let me explain to you, I carried my car out of you, walking in front, my aunt suddenly fell to the ground, I kindly went over to help her, and my aunt fell into a daze, I had to think that I hit it, you can explain to my aunt, what is the shape of my bicycle circle." ”

Lao Wu said to Li Yingying: "Oh, I understand. Auntie, his bicycle rim was rear-ended just now, and I handled the accident. ”

Li Yingying asked: "Didn't you hit me?" ”

Lao Wu: "Auntie, don't you believe what the police say?" Besides, you're so old, he's going to bump into you like that, so can you still stand here and talk? ”

Li Yingying asked, "Yes?" So what did I do? ”

Lao Wu took out the money from his waist bag and gave it to Su Dong: "Auntie, look, the driver just now came back to apologize, saying that my brain didn't turn this corner at that time, let me give this money and that, be sure to return it to this young man, and say that you can't let the people who do good deeds feel cold, come and take it." ”

Su Dong took the money: "Oh, it's not cold, it's not cold, it's not cold." ”

Lao Wu continued: "People will give you an extra hundred and let you take it to repair the car." ”

Su Dong touched his chest: "Oh, not only is this not cold, why is it suddenly a little heartburn?" ”

At this time, Li Yingying seemed to remember: "I remembered, just now, I put it aside and twisted it, and I took a step into the air, and I fell down when it was over." ”

Su Dong said with relief: "Finally, the truth is revealed, auntie, I'm sorry, don't be angry with me, I didn't mean to be angry with you just now, I really had no choice, so I played it back for you." ”

Li Yingying apologized: "Child, Auntie misunderstood you so much, you didn't leave, and you have to help Auntie, so good." ”

Su Dong said: "Auntie, if this person falls, we won't help him, won't that person's heart fall?" If people's hearts fall, we can't help them even if we want to...... Let's go to the hospital, Auntie. As he spoke, he took out the money and took the old lady with him.

The audience was shocked when they saw this, indeed, isn't this society like Su Dong said, people's hearts have fallen, no one has helped them up, they all say that people's hearts are not ancient, what they said is really to the point!

Lao Wu said: "Take my car." ”

Li Yingying: "No! Don't need your money, Ma Li has medical insurance, stinky boy, it's a thief, it's lying on the ground, you still walked up according to the table, hahahahaha......"

Su Dong: "I have a lot of eyes, I haven't turned there, I think that if I want to turn up at this speed, I won't spontaneously combust." ”

In the warm applause of the audience, the sketch ended.

(To be continued.) )