"The big river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky are especially Beidou!" The ringtone of the foul-mouthed good man song rang again, to be honest, I sometimes want to drop my phone, ra so that others can no longer find me, this day is too much to do!

"Hello? Auntie! My dear aunt, what instructions do you have? I'm busy! I said with a squeezed face. ＠，

This can't blame me for not doing it, my aunt's golden snake silk wrapping hand is not practiced in vain, and she can really beat the snake with the stick! As long as I loosen my mouth a little, she dares to drag me to block the eyes! I was cheated by her when I went to Qinxi Town! This time she must have found me no good, and my family has given her a nickname: the Witch of Distress.

My aunt said with a smile: "My own son! I'm here to send you benefits! ”

"Don't be useless, there's something to say! I don't believe you! You said last time that you would send me to Qinxi Town for a tour! I pouted.

"How about this organization send you a fortune and escort you to a graduate student in Chinese language at Imperial Capital University?" My aunt said roundaboutly.

"Don't do it! What kind of graduate student am I pretending to be? I'll honestly study how to have children! My mother is still in a hurry to hold her grandson! I underestimated.

"Are you going?" My aunt's voice changed suddenly, and there is no one who has the ability to turn her face when she says it!

"Why don't you tell me what I'm going to do?" I said with a bitter face.

"Yes! You have to go! This is directly related to the mythical God of War plan of the dark web. The Institute of Biological Sciences of Imperial Capital University has this good cooperation with the Ministry of War, and the biological research of Imperial University students has always been at the forefront. Recently, the chief professor of the School of Biological Sciences of Imperial Capital University was targeted by the black network, and according to reliable information, the black network wanted to attack Professor Qin's only daughter, Qin Hanlei, in order to threaten Professor Qin's submission. My aunt said slowly.

"Why do you have to send me? I'm going to protect a little girl! This makes my wife know what to think? I'm a family person, you can't create family conflicts for me! "I pretended to be pitiful, I didn't want to go to that place in the school! Even if it's Imperial Capital University!

"Sun thief!" Yes, my aunt was excited, and lowered my seniority: "If it weren't for the lack of manpower, why would I still use you?" The old lady folded three standard squads, and the rest are in emergency training! Sue you, you have to go if you agree, and you have to go if you don't agree! If you don't go, 200 Dongfeng ground-to-ground missiles will be launched at once and plow your little club to the ground! Sue sù you! This is the threat, the old lady threatens you, what's the matter? Don't you want to beat me? ”

My face turned green: "Auntie, you are a general, do you dare to make a face?" It's enough to have the money for the bombing and hire a better bodyguard! How much do you trust me? I can't live this day! I want to go home! I'm going back to the Northeast! ”

My aunt smiled: "Is it possible?" Even if you are a half-step martial god, can you escape from my encirclement? All the troops in the imperial capital have to obey my deployment, and your 200 people are not enough for me to stuff my teeth!" ”

Gotcha! It's a hooligan! Sure enough, when you come out to mix, you always have to pay it back, and when the little rascal meets the old rascal, he always has to fold! Who makes the family high-powered? Who let the family hold the military power of the imperial capital? To be honest, as long as my aunt is ruthless, I really can't escape from the imperial capital! The first one in the Forbidden City must be a master of the Martial God Dacheng, and my aunt is also in the middle stage of the Martial God, so it is easy and pleasant to beat me any one.

For the martial god powerhouse, those below the martial god level are all ants, and I, who are gifted with a sword heart, can only be regarded as a genius and a strong ant. That's all, I'm not qualified to say goodbye to the Martial God!

"Alright! I'm from! If you want to kill, you have to chop

My aunt couldn't help but say, "You can't blame me for this, that Qin Hanlei is a graduate student majoring in Chinese language, you can't go to the English department, right?" ”

I shook my head bitterly, what kind of family history is this? Obviously, my dad is a top expert in biological science, but he wants to learn the Chinese language! O iniquity! This year, the girl really has thoughts and insight - let her be caught by the black net!

No matter how much I shirked, my aunt still entrusted me with this glorious and arduous mission. Undercover! This is all cannon fodder's work, people go undercover to find scumbags in the police academy (for details, please refer to Yu Sin), why is the imperial capital undercover so high-end? Do you have to use the third major general of the imperial court military department?

I took out my phone and took a selfie - I look like an undercover agent? Where do I look like a graduate student? How can I have a trace of scholarly anger in my bones? Ever since I figured it out, I've thrown all the rotten air I have in the toilet with all that bit of rottenness! That's why I don't like the Chinese language profession unusually, the ancients are right: useless is a scholar! Empty talk misleads the country!

After explaining to Wang, I drove away from the training ground, and left the rest of the work to Wang. Lao Wang manages martial arts training, physical fitness improvement, and tactical awareness training. Just leave the cultural class to the professor hired by Li Ergou!

These professors are all literate and knowledgeable people, and they are by no means in vain, and several of them are even big bulls in think tanks! To be able to invite these people, Li Ergou has paid a lot. Shen Hongxin also made a lot of efforts in it. Old Shen was at ease, watching me and Li Ergou busy like dogs.

Anyway, I can't help these guys not learn when the time comes! Dare to be lazy? Whip waiting! A small test in three days, a big test in five days, and fail the test? Five kilometers to walk! After five kilometers, you have to have a whip! If you don't study hard, it's better to sell sweet potatoes. You don't cherish the big cow that Lao Tzu spent a lot of money to invite? Tyrannical Creatures!

These unlucky children are back to the sad era of childhood, don't thank me, my name is Lei Bang! I'm still busy writing a diary.

Back in the city, I bought a normal sportswear and casual suit, which belongs to the kind of road goods, and I can buy five sets for 1,000 yuan, such as nake, adidas, and face-up Puma

Under the guidance of the special department clerk sent by my aunt, I successfully obtained a new certificate.

Name: Yang Xiaotian

Hometown: Tianhai District, Imperial City

Resume: omitted (omitting 5,000 words, these 5,000 words vividly present the life of an ordinary person, how natural and natural!) ）

All in all, I became a completely different person. The special department of the imperial capital is really powerful, and these people are much more reliable than those who apply for fake certificates! The clerk explained the task to me: not to reveal his identity, not to disturb Qin Hanlei's normal life.

These messy conditions almost made me angry, and I wanted to stop at that time. (To be continued.) )