Chapter Ninety-Six: Worthy of a Husband and Wife
Two people are sitting on a plane, what kind of topic has a breaking point? Can the program team give up the clip that just sang?
Lin Dong's head has become two big, which is not Dongge's strong point at all. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Endless regrets, why did you start a singing topic just now? Tianxian Li Juli is quietly responsible for beauty, it is enough.
After racking his brains with all his might, Lin Dong had a flash of inspiration.
"Ma'am, you might as well open your luggage and backpack. Find out what you've got in store for your first jungle experience. All right? ”
Witty as me, Lin Dong silently praised his idea.
Peeping into the private belongings of female celebrities, it's exciting to think about it, if you have a black silk, white silk or something, wow~~
The staff of "We Are Married" suddenly perked up, and the camera was focused on Li Juli, full of expectations.
"The Law of the Jungle" during the break also rushed over to join the battlefield, pointing the camera at the "otaku otaku" couple.
In the face of several cameras, Li Juli looked helpless, if she refused, she would definitely be hated to death by the two crews.
"Oppa also brought the backpack, let's look at each other. What do you think? ”
If you want to die together, I'm not easy to bully. Li Juli shouted in her heart, and the fairy smile on her face was still so quietly beautiful.
"Okay." Lin Dong was unexpectedly straightforward.
……
One black and one red, two large backpacks came to Lin Dong and Li Juli in an instant with the "enthusiastic" help of the staff.
"I'm moving." Rubbing his palms, Lin Dong couldn't wait to open the pink backpack, and a burst of fragrance came to his nose, the beauty's bag was indeed different.
"Wow, a sleeveless dress. Madame, don't you know that there is no road in the jungle, and it will be difficult to walk in a skirt? ”
In addition to rolling his eyes, or rolling his eyes, the love of beauty cannot be explained at all.
Li Juli angrily opened Lin Dong's black backpack, T-shirt jeans, or T-shirt jeans, all in the same style. There is only one set of exceptions.
"Oppa, did you bring a suit into the jungle to talk to wild animals?"
"That's the costume I wore to court, I just came back from Hong Kong, and I didn't have time to go home yet." Lin Dong shook his head, quite uncomfortable, this trip to Hong Kong made him realize that his strength was not enough to run rampant. You still have to work hard.
"I'm sorry."
"It doesn't matter, it's all in the past." Lin Dong stretched out his hand to continue to investigate, the rain cover and the inner were soft and comfortable to the touch, and the style was very tempting, Lin Dong was itching in his heart. But these must not be taken out for the camera.
"Ma'am, what is this? Do you also have hot pot base in Korea? Lin Dong took out a large bag of various spices.
"Ji-yeon needs two instant noodles every time, but one in the seasoning package is enough, so I saved it." Thinking of the pistachio-like little sister, Li Juli unconsciously turned up the corners of her mouth, "I watched the first issue of "The Law of the Jungle", and those foods were not seasoned. ”
"Okay, you've got through."
Lin Dong reached into the pink travel bag again, but was slapped open by Li Juli.
"One for each person, now it's your turn to check what's in your backpack."
"Whatever." Lin Dong is still so straightforward, this backpack is ordinary luggage.
"Clothes, socks, underwear......" Li Juli was a little annoyed, "oppa, your luggage is not suitable for the jungle at all!" ”
"I'm a crocodile man, and I don't need any messy tools? Only the weak need those things. ”
Lin Dong was not ashamed of his words, and immediately attracted bursts of boos from the onlookers, "Li Julixi, turn it carefully, turn it hard, he must have brought other practical tools." In the last episode, if it weren't for the rope, Lin Dong wouldn't have been able to kill the crocodile. ”
"Inside."
Li Juli was suddenly excited, vowing to make Lin Dong look good. Every dark compartment is carefully examined.
"Smack!" A box falls to the ground.
"Wow~~~"
"Wow, yes eight~"
All kinds of exclamations were heard, and the cameras were pointed at the box on the ground.
Durex umbrella, plus size.
Lin Dong's eyes were black, the corners of his mouth twitched, and then he looked confused. The last time I fought with Bae Suzy on Jeju Island, I bought a few boxes of Durex, and I didn't use them up and stuffed them into my backpack at will, but I didn't expect it to explode here, it's a big sinkhole.
Li Juli's face was red, her hands and feet were at a loss, and her heart was like numbness: did he bring this thing in because he wanted to ......?
The unusually eerie awkward atmosphere lasted for a while.
"Ahem, ahem!" Lin Dong's expression was solemn, and he picked up Durex on the ground, "Don't look at things with colored eyes, the set is a necessary thing in the jungle." ”
"First of all, it can be used to hold water."
"Secondly, when it comes to slippery swamps, it can be worn as a sock to keep the soles of the feet dry."
"Third, put your mobile phone and other electronic instruments in it, and you won't be afraid of rain and wading."
"Fourth, after being filled with water, the sleeve can also be used as a magnifying glass to make a fire."
"There are many kinds of miraculous effects, in short, the set is a treasure."
All kinds of puzzled eyes came. It doesn't matter if others believe it or not, Lin Dong himself believes it anyway.
"Let's go back and rummage through our luggage." The best way to end the topic is to change the subject, Lin Dong reached into the pink backpack again, "Is this?" Why wrap it in a plastic box. ”
"Medicine."
"Then let's see what medicine my wife brings into the jungle."
Li Juli dropped her backpack and flew towards Lin Dong, "Don't!" ”
"Huh." The gap in the force value of the two sides was huge, Lin Dong completely ignored Li Juli's counterattack, full of curiosity, "Diarrhea pills? It doesn't seem to be useful, it's basically hungry. Sleeping pill? It's useless, it's basically tired and lying down and sleeping in seconds. ”
Rummaging through it, another bottle of stuff "snapped" and fell to the ground.
"Wow~~"
"It's a husband and wife."
All kinds of screams continued, and the camera was once again focused on something on the ground.
Contraceptive!
Lin Dong was stunned again, was she ready to dedicate herself? Actually for the sake of Dongge, he doesn't even need a set?
Li Juli's face changed several times, red, black and blue, and she wanted to press Lin Dong to the ground and beat him wildly.
"Ahem, ahem! It's not what you think. When female stars perform in other places, they will bring contraceptive pills. Specially designed to adjust your period, taking a pill can delay your period by a few days and avoid busy periods. ”
Believe it or not, that's what it is.
Li Juli hurriedly put the medicine back in her backpack, and then grabbed Lin Dong's ear and walked to the bathroom.
"I have something to say to Lin Dongxi, pause shooting!"
The two groups of people happily packed up the machine, the material was strong enough, and it didn't matter if they shot it later or not.
(To be continued.) )