Chapter Ninety-Seven: Lin Dong the Cat

There is give-and-take. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info If you give it up, you don't get it. Wouldn't that be a big loss?

Lin Dong has never been a person who suffers easily.

In the narrow bathroom, Li Juli was full of anger, ready to let go of the immortal style, and scolded Lin Dong. However, as soon as the mouth was opened, it was sealed.

A beautiful woman reasoning with a hooligan? Pure death.

"Uh-huh" struggled and pushed, resisting to no avail. I had to bear it silently, feel it carefully, and finally enjoy it with shame.

He doesn't talk sweetly, but his kisses are sweet.

Li Juli put her hands on Lin Dong's chest, and warned herself in her heart: I have resisted, but it has no effect. Yes, it was forced.

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Lack of oxygen to the brain, confusion.

A large hand slipped into his clothes and groped his way back and forth on his back. Li Juli felt a little uncomfortable, but did not resist. It's okay, and I'm forced.

Soon after, another big hand came to the pp position, pressed and kneaded through the pants, and it felt like it was not bad.

One step at a time, like the steps of the devil.

Suddenly, the strap of the underwear was loosened, the chest restraint was lifted, and the big hand turned from behind to the front, climbing and rubbing on the mountain peak.

Li Juli suddenly sobered up, returned to his place, and gritted his teeth fiercely.

"Yikes! You're a dog, huh? Lin Dong stuck out his tongue and licked his mouth, but fortunately he only broke a little skin.

"Let it go!"

"Don't let it go!"

An unnutritious dialogue is like a useless resistance, and Li Juli's strength is completely negligible.

Pushing, thrashing, but provoked wolf nature.

Lin Dong's right hand hugged the woman's waist, and his left hand and mouth attacked the woman's high ground at the same time.

"Ahh Stinky rascal, let go, and let go, yes eight! Li Juli shouted angrily, slapped and beaten, and even pulled Lin Dong's hair, all of which had no effect. I only blamed myself for being stupid and naΓ―ve, and took the initiative to pull him in in an attempt to reason. "Woo woo~~"

"Yes! What are you crying about, women are so wrong-mouthed. Lin Dong pinched the grapes he had just licked, "The body reacted very sincerely, why are you crying?" ”

"Woo woo ~ ~~" cry louder.

Lin Dong stopped his hand movements, shook his head and sighed, still almost hot. "Don't install it, the cabin is full of soundproof materials, and it's useless to cut your throat."

"Bang bang! Bang bang bang! ”

As if he was slapped in the face, the bathroom door was slammed at this time.

The comic "screen couple" was suddenly confused, and hurriedly sorted out their clothes.

The door opened, Jin Yarong pouted and frowned, his face full of unhappiness, "I'm sorry to disturb you." But there is only one toilet on the plane. ”

"I'm sorry." Li Juli's face was red, and she instantly got out of the bathroom and fled back to her seat.

Lin Dong was cheeky, lay in the bathroom, and said with a smile: "Yura, in fact, OPPA can also accompany you in the bathroom to talk about life and ideals." ”

"Phew!" Jin Yarong turned around and left, as if he had never knocked on the door.

Such obvious sabotage, just a try.

Lin Dong is full of melancholy, he doesn't need to think about it, and it seems very difficult to choose one of the two. If this development continues, it is most likely that chickens and eggs will be beaten, and no one will be able to eat them.

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Departing in the afternoon, after a ten-hour flight and jet lag, the "Law of the Jungle" group set foot on New Zealand soil, and the sun was rising over the horizon.

"Wow, the sunrise is so beautiful~~" Li Juli stretched out a big lazy waist in the morning light, stretching her infinitely beautiful figure.

"You're more beautiful."

"Humph!"

Li Juli frowned and snorted, turning her head and ignoring it. Although I was standing next to me, I felt thousands of miles away.

Lin Dong looked confused, and playing hooligan methods was like taking a shortcut. It is done, naturally saving time and effort; If you don't succeed, you have to go back to the original point and start all over again.

"Law of the Jungle, go!"

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Sit in a jeep and look out the window, with beautiful views along the way. Take a photo with a camera and use it as a postcard background.

"It's so beautiful, it's like a fairyland." Li Juli sighed for the nth time.

Others chimed in.

Jin Yarong, who is innocent and loves to paint, is even lying on the car window, and his eyes are unwilling to blink more.

That cute and simple appearance has also become one of the beautiful scenery in the eyes of men.

Although Da Banya Yu Zeyan looks like a rabbit, his essence is actually a humanoid peacock, and when he sees a beautiful woman, he wants a peacock to open the screen. Most of the Girls' Generation team, all the female artists of JYP Company, Park Shin Hye and countless other actresses have been teased by him. Of course, it can only be wishful thinking.

This time, although there were two female guests, they gave Yu Ze ten guts, and they didn't dare to beat Li Juli's idea.

Therefore, the peacock that looks like a rabbit, aiming at Jin Yarong, fanning the tail feathers, and shamelessly opening the peacock to show the charm of the male.

"Jin Yarong xi, do you know why the scenery in New Zealand is so beautiful?"

Yura shook her head blankly, tilting her head for an answer.

"New Zealand has a temperate oceanic climate, with an average temperature of about 20C in summer and about 10C in winter, and the temperature difference does not exceed 15C throughout the year. The average annual rainfall is 600~1500 mm. It is very suitable for the growth of plants, with a forest coverage rate of 29%, and natural pastures or farms occupy half of the country's land area. Yu Zeyan repeated the travel magazine he read on the plane, "And New Zealand's population density is very low, and the ecological environment is very good......

Although the content is as boring as a textbook, Jin Yarong is still very face-saving and frequently nods in admiration.

Lin Dong was furious.

"! It's all nonsense! ”

The tone was gentle, and the volume was not loud, but there was a strong smell of gunpowder. Everyone suddenly came to their senses, and even VJ's camera involuntarily pointed at Lin Dong.

"New Zealand and Australia, both geographically and climatically, are so far apart?"

"What?" Everyone's interest was aroused, and even the two girls in the angry state were full of hope.

"Because of the rabbit! A rabbit with big teeth! Super invincible nasty bunny! ”

"Poof!" His gaze involuntarily turned to Yu Zeyan and his pair of big banya.

With such an interesting statement, Jin Yarong couldn't care about getting angry, and took the initiative to ask Lin Dong: "Why?" ”

"Oceania is isolated from other continents, so the ecosystem is completely different." Lin Dong put his hands on his head and bared his teeth to make a rabbit shape, "Australia first imported 24 rabbits from the United Kingdom, and later these rabbits bred to 4 billion, gnawing Australia into a bare wasteland. After more than 100 years of killing, the rabbit has not been killed, but Australia has been destroyed. ”

"This, this ......"

"No kidding, Australians hate rabbits the most. This bad thing is in heat every day, and it can give birth to twenty or thirty rabbits a year, and that hateful big tooth will bite at the sight of something. Lin Dong asked Yu Zeyan seriously: "Do you say that Da Banya is very annoying?" ”

Yu Zeyan was silent, his face turned the color of pig liver, and he pursed his mouth tightly, hiding his big teeth.

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"Poof!" The angry girl couldn't help but be amused, the villain Lin Dong was really bad enough, bad and funny. "What about New Zealand? No rabbits? ”

"Yes, but it was eaten. Cats and ferrets were introduced in New Zealand specifically to deal with rabbits. Lin Dong meowed, "Actually, cats don't like to eat fish at all, and they are not good at eating fish." It's just that humans are force-feeding fish. Cats are specifically designed to eat rabbits, especially baby rabbits, one bite at a time. Madame, do you think I look like a cat? ”

"You're a fox, not a cat."

"Actually, I feel more like a cat." Lin Dong is full of emotion, loves to steal fish, loves to eat rabbits, and has nine lives. What is Tungko not a cat? "Because cats only eat meat and don't eat grass, New Zealand's ecology has been preserved."

"It turns out that cats are so good, New Zealanders should like cats very much." Jin Yarong listened to it so much that he couldn't wait to raise a cat to play.

"On the contrary, New Zealand hates cats the most. Because it eats not only rabbits, but all small animals. Many beautiful animals in New Zealand have been eaten by cats to extinction. ”

"Poof." Jin Yarong remembered all the bad behaviors of this bastard, "That's quite like you." ”

(To be continued.) )