This chapter is still sponsored by Mahaku-san--In order to update you, I even escaped from the professional class, which is not tragic, and the most tragic thing is: the teacher is named

I can't enjoy much leisure with a life of natural toil! This guy gives me a cheap bit! But human nature is cheap, you can't blame me!

"Mom! I'm going to go out and look for a job, and I can't mix around like this all day long, and if I keep her in stock for a while, she'll really be a wild cat. "I said to my mother in a stern manner.

Mom thinks about it, it's really the same thing - I'm such a big man who walks around the village every day will be gossiped about, and my mother knows the truth that wealth is not exposed, so she can't say that I came home with a million huge sums of money My car is now in the auto repair shop, because it has opened several provinces, so it has to be overhauled, isn't it? Thanks to this is a domestic Jeep, if this is a Land Rover or Land Cruiser, the maintenance fee can hurt me to death!

So these days, rumors about me in the village have been generated, for example, Yang Xiaozi can't get mixed up outside, and he can't go home to gnaw on the old man, and the car is rented, just to pretend to be faced, otherwise it is impossible to go home and the car will be gone, and my mother and father will not be able to stand up and clarify these messy rumors, so I can only listen silently.

"And what are you going to do?" My mom asked.

I naturally took out the cigarette case from my pocket, and as soon as I lit it, my mother slapped it on the ground: "Children smoke less!" ”

"I want to be a teacher, graduation certificate, degree certificate, teacher qualification certificate, I have to apply for a job, find some relationships to enter the school, now it's all the principal responsibility system, I don't have to go to the Education Bureau to find someone, in addition to I want to work, meow Mi also has to go to school, after all, she will be able to live as a human being in the future, and it is necessary to let her get in touch with human society as soon as possible." I said to my mom as I played with the lighter.

"Son! The firebolt is good, mine! "Daddy's bandit style is up again, and he is about to grab it when he reaches out. Our father and son are very interesting - I like to pull in his pocket when he sees something good, he likes to put it in his pocket when he sees something good in me, and our father-son relationship is closer to that of brothers.

I pinched the anti-theft chain and dragged the lighter back: "I can't give this, the girl gave me this game should be a couple, are you sure you want to use a couple's lighter with a young and beautiful girl?" My mom won't pump you! ”

Seeing that his mother's face was not good, the father smiled wryly: "Just kidding, I'm still afraid of choking on such a thing when I light a cigarette, son, how much should this play cost?" ”

"Forty-eight thousand, another fifty-two thousand, one pair, plus one hundred thousand, I use it to play, it should be a souvenir, if you want me to let your daughter-in-law give you one," I shook the lighter and said.

Dad waved his hand: "My two-dollar windproof light machine is good, and I'm not afraid of wind and rain."

"Where did you just come from? It's all messed up by my dad! I said helplessly, and my mother glared at my father fiercely at my words—I now know who I am not doing right

I thought about it: "I remembered that Meow Mi went to school, and in two days, I went to the household registration department of the police station to transfer Meow Mi's household registration to my name, and then I moved out the hukou to get married. ”

My parents didn't care about my arrangements - since I became financially independent, my parents never cared about my business, as long as I didn't die, I guess these two old people didn't care about me!

"Meow! Get out of here! "I shouted at the ground that this thing has an inexplicable love for nature since returning to nature, and I want to turn myself into a wild cat! If it weren't for the fact that this thing came home for dinner every night, I would have thought she had lost it! Thanks to her being on call and extremely obedient, otherwise I would have locked her up in a small dark room to strengthen her ideological education.

Meow Mi used a kind of quick talk, the old lady still has important things to do, pinched Xiaoman's waist and looked at me in this posture is another my mother I slapped her on the back of the head: "Who is not good to learn?" Learn from my mother? Beware of not being able to get married! ”

And then there was no then, when I saw my mother's unkind eyes, I ran away, I felt as if I had light skills - sure enough, the limit of the human body was inspired in a desperate situation, my father was my mother's queen thug, and when my mother felt that she couldn't beat me, every time I was educated, I would invite my father

After a burst of chickens and dogs, I stood in front of Meow Mi with a blue nose and swollen face, and I couldn't get angry when I saw her expression with a bad smile: "Little conscienceless!" If it weren't for you, would I have been beaten by my father? ”

Meow Mi immediately put on a pitiful expression, big watery eyes looked at me in a daze, the little face that could be blown was less than thirty centimeters away from me, and then she changed her offensive - her innocent little face immediately became full of charm, and her mouth spit out the aroma of orchid - pouting her lips and kissing me, I fell to the ground with a stumbling stumble, and when I patted my ass and stood up, I saw Meow Mi holding her stomach and laughing wildly.

I suddenly felt that life was so absurd and so gloomy, and I had no regrets in my life, and I remembered that afternoon when I ran in the sunset, my lost youth, and I was eaten to death by my own pets—what does this prove? Could it be that the relationship between master and servant is reversed? Did she take me as a pet? Assi!

In order not to be molested by her again, I decided to change my expression and talk to her earnestly: "I think you should go to modern education, to establish your own circle of friends and networks, you should have your own childhood, you are now eleven years old, it is time to go to school!" ”

Meow Mi's eyes rolled, and she said with a smile: "Master, I have to correct you - according to the age of my cat, I am almost eighty, can you bear to let an eighty-year-old lady go to study in a classroom with a group of children?" ”

Looking at this bewitching "old lady" with a skin that can be blown and broken, and a delicate little face, I can't get angry: "Is there an old lady like you?" Since you're eighty, I'll send you to a nursing home! Really! It's too much! You have to be clear about your identity, you are not a pure cat anymore, although your father and mother are cats, but you are theoretically free from the shackles of evolution and genetics, you are now a cat-eared mother! According to the age of human beings, you are a loli! Lori who has a clear throat and a soft waist and is easy to push down! Tender and delicious Lori! Give me an honest school! I'll be your teacher! ”

Meow Mi's ears drooped: "Oh, then what grade am I in?" At the age of eleven, I should go to junior high school, but junior high school is so simple, or I should go to college! ”

"Damn! I just graduated from university, why do I want to become a teacher in college? You're going to have to send me high school honestly! Your current stature says that you are sixteen years old, and some people believe it! You're too deceitful! Also, you are not allowed to transform without very special circumstances, and those children will not be able to withstand any touch after your transformation! "I am righteous.

Meow Mi nodded weakly, turned around and was about to leave, before leaving, she blinked her eyes: "Master, I'm Loriyo, I'm very good to push."

I suddenly felt like I had been hit in the back of the head, as if a mouthful of blood was about to gush out of my throat, and I roared, "Meow! Finish! Cat’s meow! ”

All I was left with was a ponytail and a silver bell that seemed to laugh