This chapter is provided by True Love Reader - True White San: If you don't leave, I won't give up

When I got home, I felt the feeling of being down-to-earth for a long time, and in the past two years, I can only live in my dreams in my dreams, and the feeling of having parents is really good - I am still a child! Now I finally experience the refreshment of gnawing on the old people

Of course, my mother was against my attitude of not wanting to make progress and waiting for death, but when I slapped the card with a million in it in front of my mother, her complaints were also dispersed by the wind, and then she called my father to add food to me.

"Meow! Well? "I sipped my tea and dangled in the rocking chair I had just made.

"Meow?" Meow Mi looked at me with dusty eyes and round, "What's wrong?" Master? ”

I covered my forehead helplessly: "You have to remember! Is a glorious human being! Don't wallow in the ground all day! If you are deficient in calcium, take calcium tablets! Don't feed me all day long! If you continue to do such a scourge, the black soil of the Northeast Plain will be eaten up by you sooner or later! ”

Meow Mi looked at me pitifully: "Master, don't you like Meow Mi?" Meow, I'm so sad, so sad, no one loves me anymore, I'm really pitiful, I'm a homeless stray cat."

"Stop! Where did you learn all this? I don't remember me teaching you these things, do I? "I'm going to die! This thing can't learn anything good day by day, but it's a thief smart! Oh, my God! Don't forget it, you can also understand it! What is this skill? Is she the main character or am I the main character? It's too much!

Meow Mi immediately changed to a pair of pure and flawless eyes to look at me, like a girl who walked out of the second dimension, plus that pair of fluffy ears, my God! It's so cute!

I turned my head away and forced myself not to look at Meow's face - this little goblin! Bad learning! Learn to seduce the master! Don't look at her now with a pitiful look at me, I dare to swear to the lamp, after this thing leaves me, she will definitely leave my respectful teachings behind, and even worsen the disaster of jumping up and down, I feel sorry for myself when I see her princess dress! Pure handmade zuò! I sewed the tassels with a stitch and a thread! This ruined cat!

For the naughty mischievous mischievous of meow cats, my parents are completely an attitude of helping and abusive, and if people want to play, you let people play besides, is it necessary for you to be the same as a cat? If the cat's personality doesn't jump out, it's still a cat?

I can't agree with my parents' theories - they have cats, and I have cat mothers! Can this be the same? I looked enviously at the hammer in my father's arms - fluffy, lazy, this is meow!

Oh, by the way, my parents' cat is called Iron Hammer, nicknamed Wang Gangdan, that's right, my father's name is so hard! Look at the name I gave - meow Mi, no matter how you listen to it, it has a dream of the smoke and rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and then look at the name of my father - Wang Gangdan, how do you look at it with a ruthlessness of hating the overlord and fighting the sky.

I stood up slowly, took the hammer in my father's hand and knew me, squinted at me and then fell asleep groggily, I hated iron and steel, and meowed: "Can't you learn from your hammer sister?" Sleep honestly! ”

"She's pregnant!" Meow Mi pointed to the hammer's belly and said, "There's a kitten in it!" You let me learn from her? Then you'll have to find me someone of the same species as me."

"Shut up!" I pointed at her nose and shouted, "Be honest for me!" Whoever dares to touch you, I chop whom! Gather together! ”

Looking at my angry appearance, Meow Mi said lightly: "Oh, what will I do when I grow up in the future?" Will you marry me? That's bigamy."

I glanced at Meow coldly: "Fa? In the Northeast, you are the law! I see who dares to arrest me? Bigamy? Provoke the old man to open the harem! ”

"The owner is so powerful" Meow clapped his hands sarcastically: "So you don't even let go of your pets?" I didn't expect you to be such a host! Then she covered her little chest and made a tearful appearance, as if she was someone's little daughter-in-law, turned around and ran away, so that the question was, what was the "come to chase me" expression before she left? Is that really okay? I'm molested by a pet!

I lay on the recliner weakly, touching the soft hammer and falling into deep thought, what if one day she wants to leave me? Do you let her go or do you stop her ruthlessly? But I can't stop it—her terrifying force is enough to knock me down on my stomach

Hey, don't think about it, look at the situation of Meow Mi, it is estimated that I can't do without me in this life, there are not many professional cat slaves like me, the most important thing is that I have raised her for ten years, and this kind of feeling can't be erased by anything.

"The hosts! You see! The dragonfly I caught! Red peppers! After a while, Mi's crisp voice came over - well, I'm worried about this heartless cat, God knows what's in the head of this thing!

I stuck out my head and looked at the fruits of my labor—a dragonfly with a red tail, which I had caught when I was a child—and it was interesting to think about it, and we gave them different names according to the color of their tails: this tail is red, we call it Little Pepper, and in our eyes, the most noble color is blue, and the name of this dragonfly is Qingguan! Whenever I catch a cyan dragonfly with my friends, the adults will be very happy, they will smile and touch our heads and say happily: "Catch the officials, arrest the officials, and return the people to a peaceful day."

I waved my hand: "Go!" I caught a blue dragonfly for the master, and caught grandpa to cook fish for you at night! ”

When my dad heard this, he slapped me on the back of the head: "Little bunny! What do you cook for catching dragonflies for Lao Tzu? You can cook our family's food in the future! This guy is too lazy for you, and he has become an old lady! Tut-tut, this chair is good, mine! ”

"Daddy, it's too much," I said with a bitter face.

"! Your dad and I raised you so big, and you still have complaints about accepting your chair? Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you! "Forget it, I can't catch Dad's military body angry fist, don't look at him like an old peasant, but the combat effectiveness is definitely close to the sky - it is estimated that Uncle Hongmen can fight a draw with my father - don't forget, the army also practices hard qigong!

I said helplessly: "Do we still have wood at home?" I'll make one for you with the remaining wooden shelves in the greenhouse, I'll buy some mahogany, and make a good one for you and my mother, and you two should live for the rest of your life. ”

Dad listened to my words and smiled slightly: "Good son! Dad, I fiddled with the flowers, without you spending money, your mother and I were much easier for a year, and I was worried about your daughter-in-law, but I didn't expect you to quietly get a daughter-in-law-worthy of my son, I want to think that your father and I were also a pear flower pressed begonia" Before the cow was blown out, my father was dragged by my mother's ears and ripped away.

Mom's mouth was not idle: "Old dead man! Hurry up and cut the branches! I also bragged to my son! Mother, I will marry you like a flower, this broken wood, if it weren't for my son, I wouldn't have lived with you a long time ago! ”

Dad hurriedly made amends: "My wife is right" and then looked at me bitterly, and the man in that look understands - you will have such a day!

I pouted in disdain, hum! It's not that far, whatever!

"The hosts! I've caught the Qing official! Blue one! It's just a little smaller" said Meow, Meow Mi put a small dragonfly in my hand, and I looked at it: "You stupid cat!" This game should be a damselfly! (The scientific name of this game should be dragonfly, and it looks like a dragonfly, and it is called a water dragonfly in the northeast countryside.)