"Stop" Chang'e's angry shouts came from the door, just now Chang'e was teleported thousands of miles away by the formation, and it took a little time to fly back, as soon as he arrived at the door, he saw Wei Zhan riding on the back of the jade rabbit, and couldn't help but be disappointed in Wei Zhan.

"Sister, Wei Zhan insulted me, and took off my pants, I resisted, and he beat me, you see my ears are torn red." Jade Rabbit ran into Chang'e's arms and cried.

Wei Zhan pointed at the jade rabbit angrily and said, "You, how can you say it the other way around." ”

Chang'e touched the head of the jade rabbit and said, "He insulted you first, or pulled your ears first." ”

"He insulted me first, and I tried my best to resist." The jade rabbit arched in Chang'e's arms.

"If you say that Wei Zhan pulled your ears first, I may still believe that you dare to lie to me and punish you for copying the Tao Te Ching by hand three thousand times." Chang'e's face softened, and she blamed Wei for being stained.

"Ahh Three thousand times, that's not boring to death. Yutu cried and mourned, rolled his little eyes, and looked at Wei Zhan with bad intentions.

Wei Zhan's heart suddenly wondered why Jade Rabbit's eyes were so unscrupulous.

"Come, let's hold hands, and we'll be even." Jade Rabbit scratched at Wei Zhan's palm, picked his chin, and blinked.

Wei Zhan withdrew his hand and muttered: What kind of breed is this jade rabbit, why is it such a strange elf.

Chang'e nodded approvingly, "Yu'er, how did you discover this abandoned formation, did you open the formation?" ”

Jade Rabbit looked innocent, "This is the dojo of the True Martial Demon Emperor before his ascension, once when he was drinking with Marshal Tianpeng Zhenjun, I accidentally heard the mantra to open the formation. ”

Wei Zhan looked excited, "Marshal Tianpeng is not the one who controls the eighty thousand water army of Tianhe." ”

Yutu pouted, "I think you're stupid watching Journey to the West, Marshal Tianpeng Zhenjun is the head of the Four Saints of the North Pole, and the first general under the command of the Emperor of Beiyin Xudu, in charge of Beidou and Xudu, speaking of which, he is still your boss." ”

Wei Zhan was a little disappointed, "What about the Monkey King?" ”

Yutu said disdainfully, "If there is really a Monkey King, I will let him have a hand." ”

Wei Zhan looked at the jade rabbit and said that he was not ashamed, and he really wanted to laugh.

"Yu'er, what are you doing in the mortal world? Do you know that once you are discovered, you will be punished by thunder? Chang'e said angrily.

"Sister, the old man Taibai told me that there was a Wu Chengen in the mortal world who wrote a "Journey to the West" to smear me, I was not angry for a while, so I ran down, how do I know that he has been dead for hundreds of years." Yutu said aggrievedly.

Wei Zhan suddenly felt that Tai Bai Xing's beard was white, and he liked to chew his tongue so much.

"I see, in this way, when you return to the sky, you say that Tai Bai Xing instigated you, and you are young and ignorant, so you got into trouble." Chang'e's eyes lit up and she thought of an excellent solution.

I'll go, the fairy brain is just spinning fast.

Wei Zhan's three views are shattered, is this still a beautiful and holy Chang'e? The calf protector is too shameless! It's still young and ignorant, and it's thousands of years old.

The two sisters looked at Wei Zhan together, and Wei Zhan was beating a drum in his heart, could it be that he wanted to kill people and kill his mouth.

"Fairy Yingming, I have long seen that old boy is not pleasing to the eye, and he shamelessly instigated the kind, pure and harmless Jade Rabbit sister." Wei Zhan immediately understood that he chose to stand on that side.

"Hmph, count you as acquaintances!" Jade Rabbit rolled her eyes.

Wei Zhan patted his head, "Jade Rabbit Fairy, what is the mantra of the formation?" ”

"How do I know!" Jade Rabbit replied.

Wei Zhan pointed with his hand, "You didn't say you knew just now, Ao, the mantra is how I know." ”

I didn't expect this True Martial Demon Emperor to be quite humorous.

Sending Chang'e and Jade Rabbit away, Wei Zhan sacrificed the fairy boat and rushed home.

Wei's father and Wei's mother were watching a movie in the house.

"Let's go, I'll send you to heaven." Wei Zhan looked excited.

Wei's mother raised her eyebrows, "Why does this sound so awkward." ”

The Eastern Hemisphere has fallen into darkness, so go to the Western Hemisphere.

On the fairy boat, Wei Ma didn't dare to look down, and bluntly said that she was afraid of heights, and she would never do it again in the future.

Dad Wei is an old god, and he keeps looking around.

At Tyndall Air Force Base in Florida, USA, a major reported the sighting of an unidentified object over Florida.

All the satellite photographed was a glowing object, and fighter jets were required to intercept it.

With authorization, the fighters with the code name "Machete" and the code name "Falcon" took off.

"What's it, it's a fighter jet, it's a big game now." Wei Zhan drove the immortal boat in a flash.

In less than ten seconds, two warplanes arrived.

"Falcon calls headquarters, the target disappears instantly, suspected to be from outer space, please ask if you want to return."

A general at the headquarters with age spots on his face sighed in disappointment: "Let's go back!" Classified as Level 6 Secret. ”

"Son, what happened just now, you ran so fast?" Dad Wei asked puzzled.

"Dad, the U.S. Air Force found us just now." Wei Zhan is very unhappy, big road goods are big road goods, and he can't even be completely invisible.

"There's something good down there, let's go down and take a look." Wei Zhan's pilot, the fairy boat, landed on a small island in the Atlantic Ocean.

It is convenient to have a fairy boat, travel abroad, no visa, no need to spend money.

The Google Maps location on the mobile phone shows that there is no such island at all, is it a blessed land of immortals.

"Wow, wow." Dad Wei exclaimed.

When Wei Ma heard the reputation, she took a sip, "I'm really not ashamed." ”

I saw two stunning beauties on the edge of the beach, naked and in the sand.

Dad Wei's eyes straightened, and he muttered: Get closer.

The two sunbathing beauties also spotted Wei Zhan's family of three, and immediately burst out of the sand, rushed into the sea, and shook the fishtail.

It turned out to be a mermaid.

Dad Wei sighed, the upper body was an immortal, and the lower body was a ghost.

Wei's mother was frightened and clutched her chest, "Was that a monster just now?" ”

Dad Wei was a little disappointed, "Will they come back?" ”

"What about coming back? A handful of age. Wei Ma said disdainfully.

"If you don't go back, let's practice." Dad Wei jumped to his feet.

The husband and wife directly fought each other.

"Stop, don't make any noise, this island is weird, otherwise they would have been discovered a long time ago, I see that they are moving nearby." Wei Zhanchao looked down.

So, ten minutes passed, half an hour passed, and an hour passed.

"Ah Zhan, forget it, it's not a shame to guess wrong." Dad Wei patted Wei Zhan's shoulder, a little lonely.

Wei Zhanxin said Dad, don't pretend to be garlic, I think you're quite disappointed.

"Oh, what time are we now, Ah Zhan, you still have to be on duty at night?" Wei Ma reminded.

Wei Zhan almost slapped himself, he was late for the second day of work, and he was dead.

In a panic, he drove the fairy boat to send his parents home.

After a long time, two heads poked out of the sea near the island.

"Finally gone, I can't hold on anymore, sister, you're okay." The younger merfolk gasped.

"I'm fine." The older ones turned pale.

"These people are so annoying, are they here to arrest us?" The young man said worriedly.

"Our sisters have been on this island for so long and have never been discovered, they must have broken in by mistake, I suspect they are immortals." The elder analyzed.

"Aren't immortals unable to leave the Heavenly Realm? Will they ever come back? The younger one asked two questions in a row.

The older ones couldn't answer either.

The two of them were a little apprehensive at first, but then they were relieved, and they would hide again when they came back, what was the big deal.