Chapter 6 The Conduct of the Immortals
Kaiyang Palace, Wei Zhan came to the hall in a panic, and Wuqu Xingjun had already left.
"Hey, Brother Yan." Wei Zhan found that the beast who was lying on the ground eating pastries, was his little life quite moist?
"Oh, isn't this Lao Wei? Xingjun got angry and said that when he came back, he would clean you up well, and he would be late the next day. The beast said in an old-fashioned manner, and by the way, he told another frightening news.
"What, me." Wei Zhannuo said.
"Just kidding, stupid, Xingjun asked you to go to the Taiwei Yuqing Palace on duty." The beast smirked.
"Where is the Taiwei Yuqing Palace?" Wei asked with a dark face.
"It's Mi Luotian, it's where the Jade Emperor lives, if you can't find it, just ask, I still have to teach it, can you let me save some snacks, is it easy for me to pull you with a handful of and urine?" The beast stuffed a piece of red date cake into his mouth, and said with a look of discouragement.
"You," Wei Zhan glared at the beast.
"Why, you want to do it with me." The beast threw the cake on the ground and crossed its waist.
"Come on, do you think I'm afraid of you?" Wei Zhan rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward, counting the new and old hatreds together.
Crackling, one man and one beast scuffled, and a lot of things were broken, you can imagine how Wuqu Xingjun would react when he came back to see this messy hall.
The beast didn't breathe fire again this time, and came up to fight with Wei Zhan, and not long after, Wei Zhan's two eyes were beaten into panda eyes, and the beast's hair was about to be plucked out by Wei Zhan.
A man and a beast panted against the wall.
"I'm going to kill myself, I can't even beat a mortal." The beast obviously kept his hand, otherwise he wouldn't have been beaten so badly.
"What mortals, I'm an immortal now." Wei Zhan retorted.
"Laugh at me, who sues you, you are an immortal, you cultivate the Tao, do you know magic? Do you know what Jindan Avenue is? You're immortal blind. The beast said disdainfully.
"I fought with you, stinky and shameless, and you breathe fire again." Wei Zhan rushed up again, this time the beast was really coming, Wei Zhan hugged his head and fled.
Outside the Taiwei Yuqing Palace, the sky is good, the flowers and grass can't be stepped on, the animals are running all over the ground, and they don't defecate anywhere, Wei Zhan is holding a fairy spear, his chest is protruding, and he is majestic, there is no way, who is called standing guard under the nose of the leader, it is naturally better to show Xiàn.
Seeing the scenery of the Heavenly Palace from afar, the warm breeze of Wei is drunk.
It didn't take long for Wei Zhan to stand it, he was angry, his eyelids were heavy, "I'm so tired, I've played all day during the day, and I'm not energetic at night." ”
No, think of a way, Wei Zhan took out his mobile phone, opened the client of a certain website, and read the novel for a while before he became a little more energetic.
"Be spirited, stand up straight." A fourteen or fifteen-year-old kid in revealing clothes, like a little boss Cha Gang.
"Who's that? Say what about you? Don't look at anyone else, it's you, what's in your hand. The little kid pointed at Wei Zhan.
"Me." Wei Zhan pointed to his nose.
"You're, I look so raw!" The little kid wondered.
"I'm the new Wei Zhan, you are." Wei Zhan looked at his age and thought it was a boy from an immortal family.
"Nezha," the little kid said very simply.
"You are the third prince." Sure enough, it's useless to look at the appearance in the sky.
"Just call me Nezha, show me something." Nezha pointed to the mobile phone in Sun Yang's hand, looking at the screen is very good-looking, I haven't seen it.
"Give".
"Why do you have so many typos here?" Nezha found that there were many words on the phone screen, and he didn't recognize them.
"That's a simplified Chinese word, which is used by modern people." Wei Zhan replied speechlessly.
"Mobile phone, how to use it?" Nezha fiddled around for a while, but couldn't figure out the name.
"There are many uses, surfing the Internet, watching movies, reading novels, shopping things, scrolling Weibo, and you are now using the photo function." Wei Zhan said a lot, but Nezha didn't understand a word.
"It's interesting, I'll take a few more shots." Nezha was shooting and gesturing.
"Uh, wait a minute, can you please stop posing that disgusting scissorhands, how can you know scissorhands?" Wei Zhan stopped Nezha and asked suspiciously.
"It was the little jade rabbit who taught me, and she said that this gesture is very popular below." Nezha asked cutely with a baby-faced face.
"It's all the old yellow calendar, and now whoever takes pictures still uses scissor hands." Wei Zhan didn't know where the Jade Rabbit was seen, maybe it was just a coincidence.
"Okay, can you give this to me? I teach you how to use marksmanship. Nezha said, if you are not welcome, you will take it for yourself.
"No, it's too tiring to learn marksmanship, there is a lot of information about me in this mobile phone, if you like it, I'll bring you a mobile phone next time, but there is no network in the sky, and you can't do anything with a mobile phone?" Wei Zhan complained, whose bear child is this, he wants to shoot when he sees something.
"Yes, look at it." Nezha handed over the phone.
"I'll go for it, China Mobile is against the sky, and the mobile 4G signal even covers the fairy palace." Wei Zhan's dog eyes were almost blinded.
"What are you looking for?" Nezha looked around and asked puzzled.
"I'm looking for a 4G signal base station, don't tell me, you have broadband in your office." Wei Zhan asked with a big brain.
"Office, broadband, the office you said is my mansion, what is broadband?" Nezha blinked his eyes and turned into a curious baby, cute.
"Why is this so evil, eh, I can give you a mobile phone, you can lend me your bastard Aya to play for two days." Wei Zhan really didn't suffer losses.
"This, okay." Nezha hesitated and took out the Chaotian Aya.
"Don't worry, it won't break it for you." Wei Zhan touched the silky mixed sky Aya, it felt really good, how could there be a milky fragrance, Nezha wouldn't have quit milk yet.
"Break it, if you break it, I'll give it to you with Hot Wheels." Nezha laughed and said, this Wei Zhan is really stupid.
"You said it." Wei Zhan's face was overjoyed, and he went back to find Fairy Chang'e to study and study.
"I said it." Nezha swiped Weibo, unwilling to deal with Wei Zhan.
When the time to get off work came, after Wei Zhan handed over the shift, he first went to Chang'e's place to hang out.
saw Nezha sneakily following behind.
"Hey, what are you doing with me?" Wei Zhan looked back and said unhappily.
"I go my way, why do you say I follow you." Nezha is really a good boy, and he reasoned with Wei Zhan, if he was replaced by a beast, he would have greeted Wei Zhan and dared to yell at his boss.
"This road leads to the mortal world, do you also think about the mortal realm." Wei Zhan said unrelentingly.
"Okay, I told my father, I lost the bet with you, and I lost the bastard Aya to you for a few days, so I want to follow you, lest you get into trouble and affect me." Nezha stated his plan.
"Nezha, you can think of this kind of excuse, is it that the gods are so shameless." Wei Zhan remembered Chang'e's excuse to protect the Jade Rabbit, these immortals had no discipline at all, and they didn't know if they were fooling people if they had not crossed the realm for hundreds of years.
"What are you talking about," Nezha was annoyed and ashamed.
"Hey, there's a flying saucer." Wei Zhan pointed behind Nezha.
Nezha turned around curiously to see that Wei Zhan sacrificed the immortal boat and disappeared without a trace.