Chapter 3 The Immortals Are Crazy

When the time came, Wei Zhan packed up his things and prepared to go back, he found that it was very leisurely to be a night watchman, and there would never be a pervert in the fairy world who would come to peep at Sister Chang'e taking a bath.

It is convenient in the fairy world, you don't need to take a taxi when you go out, and you don't need to crowd the bus.

The closer he drove the fairy boat to the direction of Tianhe, the more dumbfounded Wei Zhan became, the traffic jam, uh, it was a boat jam, Wei Zhan covered his head, and hit the morning rush hour. What are so many immortals running to Tianhe for?

When Wei Zhan passed through many obstacles and arrived at Tianhe, he was already an immortal mountain and an immortal sea, and everywhere there were winged heavenly horses rushing into the sky, and from time to time they came down from the sky.

"Wei Zhan, here." Wuqu Xingjun seemed to have forgotten about Wei Zhan's bad beast, and beckoned to him enthusiastically.

Wei Zhan passed through the immortal stream, ran to Wuqu Xingjun and saluted, "Xingjun." ”

Wuqu Xingjun pointed to a red Pegasus and said, "Come, try it." ”

"This horse has no reins, will I fall off." Wei Zhan asked stupidly.

"No, don't worry." Wuqu Xingjun said with relief.

Wei Zhan sat on the Pegasus, and the Pegasus sneezed, and the hind legs accumulated, and he rose into the sky, quickly breaking through the sound barrier, producing a popping sound.

Frightened, Wei Zhan hugged the horse's neck, and soon several other Pegasus horses appeared beside him, and a lewd old man in gorgeous clothes said beside Wei Zhan: "Little brother, this is cowardice." Yesterday I heard you sing freely, how is it like this today. ”

Wei Zhan knew that the other party was not small as soon as he looked at it, and said, "Immortal Changgao's surname? ”

The lewd old man's beard curled, and said: "What is the high surname and low surname, the old man, I am the Tianshu Star Greedy Wolf Star Monarch, and the Wuqu Star Monarch of your family can't urinate in the same pot." ”

Wei Zhan listened to him speak casually, but he also knew the origin of this old guy, a greedy wolf, but he was not a good type.

"Originally, I had something to give you, but I didn't bring it today, and next time I give it to you, I'll speed it up." Greedy Wolf Xingjun patted Pegasus's ass after speaking.

Wuqu Xingjun chased after him and said, "Wei Zhan, let's go down and play." ”

Wei Zhan looked down and said; "There are two rivers down there, are they both heavenly rivers?"

Wuqu Xingjun shook his head and said, "No, one is the Tianhe River, and the other is a weak water tributary. Let's go above the weak water. ”

Wei Zhan didn't go to death when he heard it, and shook his head vigorously, if he fell into weak water as a heavenly soldier, he wouldn't die immediately.

Wuqu Xingjun slapped Wei Zhan's mount on the butt hard, and Wei Zhan's body descended with Tianma, less than two feet away from the weak water, and slammed it, causing the weak water to splash around, and Tianma climbed rapidly.

Wei Zhan on the horse was almost scared to pee, three thousand weak water, and if he got a drop, he would be disfigured, and the immortals usually played this.

"Let's go, let's go get the medicine." Wuqu Xingjun said excitedly.

On the other side of the weak water, there are many immortals standing under a towering giant tree, and from time to time there are immortals who receive the yellow fruit that falls from the tree, swallow it, and immediately turn red, flying into the sky, and more people are rushing towards the weak water.

"This is a building tree, it looks very similar to the thorn elm tree in your world, the fruit can be taken, it can make people and gods cheerful, forget sorrows, and is the favorite of the immortals." Wuqu Xingjun received a fruit and swallowed it.

Wei Zhan looked at these immortals speechlessly, in fact, they were all poor people, they had such a powerful power, but they were bound by the rules of heaven, and they were so bored that they went to take drugs to pass the time.

Bring the things of the world yourself, and don't make these immortals happy.

Wei Zhan thought of something and said, "Xingjun, in the past few hundred years, have the immortals never been to the world. ”

Wuqu Xingjun nodded and said, "Except for a few immortals who do things temporarily, most of the immortals have not been in the lower realm for a long time. Even ad hoc tasks are time-limited. ”

"Then don't you immortals know how to count innate gods? Don't you know the things of the world? Wei Zhan asked strangely.

Wuqu Xingjun sighed and said, "Immortals peep into the mortal world without permission, and once they are discovered, they will be severely punished." ”

Wei Zhan complained in his heart, who set such a cheating father's heavenly rules, and locked the immortals here like animals, no wonder they were suffocated to rely on drugs to relieve their boredom.

Wuqu Xingjun handed over a yellow fruit and said, "Come and eat one, I will ensure that you have an endless aftertaste." ”

Wei Zhan waved his hand and said, "Forget it, this thing has no benefit at all except for making people excited, so I won't swallow it." ”

Wuqu Xingjun shook his robe, his body began to be hot, and he began to run wildly along the weak water, discharging the power of medicine.

Wei Zhan suddenly felt bored and walked aimlessly through the crowd.

Is there no normal point? Hey, Wei Zhan's eyes lit up.

"Sister Bluebird, you're here too." Wei Zhan hurriedly greeted the blue bird in the crowd, and it seemed that the blue bird did not take drugs.

"Wei Zhan, I thought you would have gone home." There was also a girl in palace clothes with picturesque eyebrows and eyes like autumn water standing next to the blue bird, who was looking at Wei Zhan curiously.

"You are the new Wei Zhan, and let Sister Blue Bird pick you up in person, it's such a big shelf." The palace girl stared at Wei Zhan with her small mouth cocked.

Blue Bird explained: "I volunteered to go, and he didn't know about it. He said to Wei Zhan again: "Don't give the seventh princess a gift yet." ”

Wei Zhan didn't expect that she was the famous Seven Princesses of Heavenly Court, what Weaver Girl, Seven Fairies, she was talking about, but she was too young. Looking at the appearance of fifteen or sixteen years old, Cowherd and Dong Yong are really beasts, and the children of Heavenly Court are developing slowly.

"Hey, what are you thinking, you can't hold back some bad idea. Sister Blue Bird also said that you are stupid, how do I think you are a thief, you don't look like a good person at first glance, so obscene. The Seventh Princess pointed her little finger at Wei Zhanyan and said.

The blue bird increased the amount with her hand, the seventh princess is really not ordinary and simple, how can she say such a thing.

Wei Zhan distinguished: "The conscience of heaven and earth, although my eyes are a little smaller, I will not be a thief." ”

"Hey, you came from the mortal world, did you bring anything good, take it out and show it to me, I heard Sister Blue Bird say that the mortal world has changed a lot." The seventh princess's thinking is really very out-of-the-box, and she is familiar with herself, and she wants things when she meets.

Wei touched his body, why was it gone, and when he looked up, he saw that he had already run into the hands of the seventh princess, and it was a waste not to be a thief if he had this ability.

"What is this, there is water in it. And what is this long one? The Seventh Princess looked at what she was holding.

"This is a lighter, a cigarette is lit, this is a cigarette, it is used to smoke, it is very enjoyable." Wei Zhan lit one as he spoke, and took out another one and handed it to the Seventh Princess, which was his habit.

Handed it out, Wei Zhan regretted it, this is Heavenly Court, and opposite is the Seventh Princess. I didn't expect the seventh princess to really take it in her hand and learn to smoke Wei Zhan. Spit out another smoke ring.

A heavenly soldier and a princess, smoking side by side, like two lazy employees at work.

"So-so, it's okay." The Seventh Princess spat out another smoke ring, acting like an old smoking gun.

The blue bird was dumbfounded, turned his head and glared at Wei Zhan viciously and said, "You dare to take the Seventh Princess, if you let the Queen Mother know, you won't be able to eat and walk around." ”

The blue bird was ready to teach Wei Zhan a lesson, and the sleeves were windless, which was a precursor to her madness.

Wei Zhan extinguished the cigarette and ran away with the immortal boat.

Sample, if you want to chase me, you don't want to see Uncle Wei's reaction speed.

In an instant, Wei Zhan drove the fairy boat for dozens of miles, and when he looked back, my mother, what a big bird.

The blue bird's claws grabbed Wei Zhan's shoulder, threw Wei Zhan into the air, and then caught it, turned his head and soared on the surface of the Tianhe, the water splashed on Wei Zhan's face, Wei Zhan thought it was weak water, screamed in fright, touched his face, and found that he was not disfigured.

The blue bird dragged Wei Zhan to spin and fly in the air for dozens of circles, and said with a smile: "It's not fun, let's hear it." ”

Wei Zhan even vomited out the overnight meal, and shouted: "I want to go home, mom save me, there are monsters here." ”