Chapter 2 Sister Chang'e who is furious
"Xingjun, come and save me." Wei Zhan's butt caught fire, and he ran around while putting out the fire.
"It breathes fire." The beast looked at Wei Zhan's ass again, as if it recognized Wei Zhan's ass.
"Beast, if you have something to say, everyone is a good brother, ouch." The beast chased after Wei Zhan with excitement on his face, this newcomer was so funny.
"How can this fire still turn around? Is there any mistake? That's outrageous, isn't it? Wei Zhan, who was hiding behind the big tree, still didn't run away.
Kaiyang Palace, Wei Zhan's face was black and gray, and the handsome red cloak was burned several large holes, and the beast would breathe fire, why didn't it say in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas", Wei Zhan was chased by the beast just now and the ghost cried wolf, and the tears of Wuqu Xingjun's laughter came out.
"That's all the Night's Watchman's cloak, you can make do with it." Wuqu Xingjun stroked his beard and said.
"Xingjun didn't say that you can't use spells at will in the Heavenly Palace, how can you use the beast just now, it's here again." Wei Zhan hid behind his chair.
"It won't, fire-breathing is the instinct of the beast, not arithmetic, the little guy seems to like you." Wuqu Xingjun touched the little guy's head, and the beast took advantage of Xingjun's inattention to make a throat-cutting motion.
Wuqu Xingjun put away his smile and said sternly: "Okay, follow me to the Soul Palace." ”
Wei Zhan followed Xingjun, and the beast took advantage of Wei Zhan's inattention, kicked Wei Zhan's buttocks, and waved his claws at the same time, warning Wei Zhan not to make a small report, Wei Zhan nodded bitterly, is this the unspoken rule?
I came to a quaint hall in a circle, and after entering, I found that it was very large, and it should have used the space spell of Sumeru mustard seeds.
There are countless fantastic aqua blue crystal plates floating in the air, giving people a thrilling beauty.
Wuqu Xingjun beckoned, a crystal card flew into his hand, and said: "This is your soul card, in the future, if you encounter a catastrophe of life and death, this soul card is the key to your rebirth." ”
Phew, good luck!
Wei Zhan took the soul card and flipped it over, and asked puzzledly, "How to use this thing?" ”
"Put it on your forehead, when your forehead is shining, it's okay, and the soul card will take away your life and soul and put it in the soul hall." Wuqu Xingjun explained.
"What, then I'm not missing a soul, no, no." Wei Zhan shook his head stupidly.
Wuqu Xingjun covered his forehead speechlessly, and said with a smile: "The soul of life is not the three souls, the aggregation of the two souls of heaven and earth will produce the soul of life and give birth to people, and when the soul ends, it will separate yin and yang and return to heaven and earth." ”
"Oh, that's good." Wei Zhan put the soul card on his forehead for a while, the soul card produced a pulling force, Wei Zhan did not resist, and the soul entered the soul card, at this time, Wei Zhan found that he and the soul card were one, without a trace of barrier, as if there was an extra doppelganger.
Wuqu Xingjun seemed to remember something, and said, "You wait for a while, I'll come when I go." ”
"Xingjun?" Wei Zhan thought of a terrible thing.
Wuqu Xingjun had already walked away, and sure enough, the beast was holding his chin and looking at Wei Zhan, his eyes were moving, thinking of an idea to fix this unlucky ghost.
"Brother Zhen, hello brothers, let's have a meal together tomorrow, today's events are erased." Wei Zhan took a step back and said.
The beast's jewel-like eyes blinked, and he said, "Have fun, you had a lot of fun today." ”
Wei Zhan's brain turned rapidly, and he said: "Beast, I see that you like to imitate sounds, so you know all kinds of sounds in the world." ”
The beast looked proud and said, "Except for the shameless beast, no one has been able to win me." ”
"Shhh
The beast looked ecstatic, and a flash appeared on Wei Zhan's helmet, dragging the red tassel, and shouted: "Teach me quickly, otherwise I want you to look good." ”
"The tongue is raised, and the tip of the tongue is pressed against the gums, allowing air to flow out of the tongue." Wei Zhan explained, holding on to his helmet.
"Shhh
"It's too easy, how can it be so hard to get my beast." The beast was satisfied.
A man and a beast whistle shamelessly in the palace.
Wuqu Xingjun walked over, still holding a cyan boat in his hand, and said with a smile: "Did the beast bully you?" ”
The beast jumped onto Wei Zhan's shoulder and made an intimate motion.
Wei Zhan smiled: "The beast is very well-behaved. ”
Wuqu Xingjun looked at the beast with satisfaction, and said: "This is an immortal boat made of feathered green gold, the size is as good as you want, and it can be used as a tool for you to travel." ”
Wei Zhan took Xianzhou and said, "Thank you Xianzhou, uh, no, thank you Xingjun." ”
Wuqu Xingjun looked at the sky and said, "Go, you will be on duty in the Moon Palace today." ”
"What, is this where Fairy Chang'e lives?" Wei Zhan almost drooled, Sister Chang'e, I'm here.
Wuqu Xingjun shook his head helplessly, and said: "Don't think too well, that girl has a very strange temper, you have to be careful." ”
Wei Zhan said goodbye to Xingjun and threw out the immortal boat, which moved at will, enlarged at a speed that was difficult to see with the naked eye, and turned into a big cyan ship with a square three zhang square, and a small attic on it.
White jade is the window, and gold is the eaves.
A ray of light was released from the fairy boat and pulled Wei Zhan, and Wei Zhan easily got on the fairy boat.
In Kaiyang Palace, the beast was practicing whistling, blinking his eyes and shaking his head, and when he turned around, he saw the stunned Wuqu Xingjun.
There was a sound of breaking wind from Kaiyang Palace, and Wuqu Xingjun roared: "Wei Zhan, you explain it to me clearly." ”
Wei Zhan, who had already flown over several immortal islands, was still shocked by the roaring sound wave of Wuqu Xingjun. Hurriedly accelerated and flew towards the Moon Palace.
I want to go to the blue sky and catch the bright moon.
"We people, I'm really happy today"
"We people, I'm really happy today (hey)"
"We people, I'm really happy today"
Wei Zhan was lying on the side of the boat crying wolf and singing, and the immortals on the nearby fairy island were looking at who it was?
In the Tianshu Palace, a lewd old man in a gorgeous costume smiled and said: "This kid is delicious enough, I like it." ”
"Eh, this is the laurel tree in the moon, why is there no Wu Gang." After retracting the immortal boat, Wei, who had turned around several times under the laurel tree, muttered to himself in confusion.
Wei Zhan walked around the Moon Palace for half an hour, peeking into the Moon Palace from time to time. Xindao, it seems that Chang'e is also a housegirl, such a good moonlight, I don't know how to come out to bask in the moon.
Suddenly, Wei Zhan patted his head, I'm so stupid, isn't this the moon.
"Ah, I'm so sleepy, I'm not an immortal anymore, how can I still be sleepy?" Wei Zhan yawned, found a large stone, spread his cloak on it, and took a nap.
I don't know how long I slept, Wei Zhan felt that there was a furry thing attached to him, it couldn't be a caterpillar, I hate insects the most.
What caught my eye was a white rabbit, a rabbit, or a dead rabbit, could it be that Xingjun saw that I was working hard at night, and specially sent it with a spell, now I have a mouthful, dinner has already been digested, and I will be hungry.
But how to burn it, Wei Zhan poked the laurel tree with the fairy spear, dropped a piece of bark, and took out a lighter from his pocket, and a little bark was on fire, and it was really a thing of the fairy family, and it could be lit if it was wet.
Wei Zhan put the rabbit on the fairy spear to roast the rabbit, and originally wanted to get a few more pieces of bark down, but he didn't expect that this bark could be burned, and it was estimated that the rabbit would be enough after roasting.
It's a pity that there is no drink, and if you will eat the rabbit, will you choke.
After roasting for half an hour, the rabbit has been roasted yellow and clear, and the color is fresh.
Wei Zhan took a big bite to eat, his hands were oily, he picked up his cloak and wiped it, and burped, oops, let me squint for a while, and then I got off work.
"Hey, are you a new celestial soldier? See my Jade Rabbit? A woman in white appeared behind Wei Zhan.
Yan Zhao is a beautiful woman, and the beauty is like jade, looking at the city, and then looking at the country.
I'm going to die, Wei said in his heart.
"Hey, what am I talking to you?" Chang'e frowned.
"No, I didn't see it," Wei wiped the rabbit fur from his mouth.
Chang'e's nose sniffed, and said coquettishly: "You bake things, it's so fragrant!" ”
"Nu, there's still a leg here." Wei Zhan stretched out his hand.
"What kind of meat is this?" Chang'e's nose took a light breath.
"Rabbit meat, a white rabbit." Wei Zhan said indifferently.
"You, what did you say?" Chang'e's delicate body trembled and lost her voice.
"White, white, my mother, I ate the jade rabbit." Wei Zhan ran away.
"Stop me, run again, and I'll kill you." Chang'e's voice was cold.
Wei Zhan turned around with a wry smile and stood not far from Chang'e, keeping his distance from her.
"Come here." Chang'e's voice was magnetic, but to Wei Zhan's ears, it was like a life-seeking Sanskrit sound.
"Immortals, immortals, fairies, jade rabbits really didn't kill me." Wei Zhan walked to Chang'e's side tremblingly, and Chang'e's murderous intent just now almost froze his soul.
"The Jade Rabbit is an innate spiritual creature, you can't kill her, I was angry just now, did it scare you." Chang'e's voice became gentle, and the jade hand was gently placed on Wei Zhan's forehead.
"Ah, it hurts." Wei Zhan exclaimed exaggeratedly.
"Sure enough, Yutu used your bloodline to teleport herself to the world through the secret technique, and now she is in Weijiazhuang." Chang'e put down her jade hand and looked at Wei Zhan suspiciously, could it be that her cultivation was not enough and hurt him.
"What, what did I just eat?" Wei Zhan suddenly had a bad premonition, and his stomach was a little uncomfortable.
"You ate the jade rabbit with hair, that is, you ate a belly of hair." Chang'e covered her mouth and chuckled.
Wei Zhan was retching on the ground, and Chang'e patted him on the back.
After spitting up, Wei Zhan said: "Fairy, in this way, there is nothing for me to do, I will leave first." ”
"It has nothing to do with you, if you weren't greedy, the Jade Rabbit would have escaped to the mortal world and captured the Jade Rabbit within three days. Otherwise, I will sue Cao Guan Wei Zheng, who is iron-faced and selfless, especially in the matter of righteous annihilation. Chang'e said darkly.
"What, eldest sister, you are old, you really like to laugh, where can I find her, even if I find her, I can't beat her!" Wei Zhan shook his head repeatedly.
"Who do you say is the age, you say it again?" Chang'e said frantically.
Wei Zhan hurriedly slapped his mouth and said: "The fairy's skin is better than snow, and the facial features are beautiful, but my mouth is stupid, I should be beaten, I should be beaten." ”
"Just now, Wuqu Xingjun sent a message, asking you to go to Tianhe to wait for him, when you come back, come to me again, and I will go to the lower realm with you." Chang'e said lightly, the person has gone away.