Wei Zhan, twenty-three years old, runs a small supermarket, has good character, no bad habits, and no big ambitions. I usually like to listen to the radio, go to the park to box, dance square dances, and mix with a group of old men and ladies all day long, like an old man. In the name of it, early retirement.

In fact, this is Wei Zhan's roundabout strategy, and Wei Zhan is already eyeing the beautiful daughters of several aunts.

"What? Mom, you're not fooling me, are you? ”

"It's true, our ancestral grave is really smoking, come back and have a look."

"I'm at the door."

Wei Zhan's mother put down her mobile phone, shook the rolling pin in her hand, and said, "It's all at the door, don't say it early, it's a waste of phone bills, and it's cheap China Mobile." ”

Wei Zhan pinched his mother's shoulder and asked, "Mom, are you telling the truth?" It can't be heat stroke, right? Where's my dad? “

Mother Wei put down the rolling pin and said dissatisfiedly: "I'm going to play cards again, what else can I do." After eating, we went to the grave. ”

After the meal was ready, Dad Wei still didn't come back, and the mother and son watched TV while eating, and time passed quickly.

When he arrived at the cemetery, Wei Zhan walked around the ancestral grave a few times before he could barely see the wisp of green smoke. Tilting his head, he said, "Mom, aren't you presbyopia, your eyes are too good." ”

Mother Wei tugged at Wei Zhan's ear and said, "How do you speak?" Don't come and kowtow yet. ”

Wei Zhan smiled and said, "Wait a minute, what does it smell like when I smell green smoke?" ”。

He bent down and sniffed, and exclaimed, "Well, nothing smells?" Hey, the smoke is gone. ”

Mother Wei pointed at Wei Zhan and said, "I just got in through your nose, and now smoke is starting to come out of your head." Creation, our old Wei family is about to develop. ”

Wei Zhan touched Wei's mother's head and said, "Mom, do you have a fever, I don't feel any nonsense." ”

Mother Wei knocked off Wei Zhan's hand and kowtowed a few more seriously.

"Mom, Wei Zheng is really my ancestor, grandpa isn't bragging." Wei Zhan asked.

"Don't be big or small, this is passed down from generation to generation." Mother Wei corrected.

When he returned home, he was idle, and after playing a game for a while, Wei Zhan began to doze off.

A vaguely white-bearded old man in ancient clothes walked in front of him, holding a roll of golden things in his hand, and said with a smile: "Wei Zhan, the descendant of Wei Zheng, still hasn't accepted the order." ”

Wei Zhan knelt down subconsciously, his white-bearded expression became stern, and he said: "Wei Zhan, the descendant of Cao Guan Wei Zheng, has a good character, and today Wei Zhan is specially recruited to serve as the night watchman of the Immortal Palace. ”

After Wei Zhan thanked him, his mind cleared up a lot, and he walked in front of Whitebeard with a smile: "Immortal Chief, it is the famous Tai Bai Xing." ”

Whitebeard smiled and nodded, and said, "If you have any questions, just ask, and you will report to the Heavenly Palace today." ”

Wei Zhan thought for a while and said, "I still won't go, I'm leaving, who will take care of my parents." ”

Tai Bai Xing was stunned when he heard this, and said approvingly: "Sure enough, he is a filial son, rest assured, he will be on duty when the time comes, and he will return when the time comes." A day in heaven is also a day on earth. ”

Wei Zhen calculated in his heart and said, "That is, I will go at ten o'clock in the evening, and I can come back at six o'clock the next day." ”

Taibai nodded.

Wei Zhan said: "The second question, does the Jade Emperor pay his salary?" ”

Taibai shook his head and said, "You still care about these mundane things, don't worry, the benefits are indispensable to you, you will know it when you go to the sky, you must know that your ancestor Cao Guan Wei Zheng did it from the night watch." ”

Wei Zhan's face was overjoyed, and he said, "What is Ren Cao Guan doing?" ”

Taibai stroked his beard and said proudly: "In charge of the affairs of the world, he is the envoy of the Jade Emperor in the world." ”

It didn't sound like an ordinary cow, Wei Zhan coughed dryly, and said, "Last question, is there such a person as Sun Wukong?" ”

Taibai's face changed, and he said angrily: "Wu Chengen's "Journey to the West" has been circulated in the world, and there is even more slander against the Jade Emperor, and he has now been imprisoned in the Cold Ice Hell and repented. ”

Wei Zhan was taken aback, so ruthless.

Taibai's mood was ruined, he looked at the sky, and said, "Report at the right time, don't be late." ”

After saying that, a silver light flashed, and he disappeared.

Wei Zhan walked around the house excitedly, and suddenly his face became ugly, and Tai Bai Xing didn't tell him how to get to the Heavenly Palace.

There are no exercises, no magic weapons, and there is not even a map, isn't this a pit person? Wei Zhan's mood was ruined.

After dinner, after Wei Zhan told him about it, Wei's father pouted and looked disbelieving, but Wei's mother was convinced.

At nine fifty, there was still no movement, and just when Wei Zhan was uneasy, a blue bird descended from the sky, with a bright color and a light body. The brilliance converged and turned into a graceful girl.

The girl turned into a blue bird bowed and said, "Wei Zhan, the Queen Mother has sent me to meet you, just ride on me later." ”

Wei Zhan nodded hurriedly, and Wei's mother came over and grabbed Wei Zhan's ear and said, "Don't take advantage of other girls." After speaking, he took the blue bird's hand and said, "Does the girl have a partner?" ”

Wei Zhan covered her head, my mother thought that her daughter-in-law was crazy, didn't she see that it was a bird? It's still an old bird, maybe it's thousands of years old.

At ten o'clock, the girl turned into a blue bird and motioned for Wei Zhan to go up, Wei Zhan circled around her, turned around and ran into the house, and moved a chair out.

The bluebird fluttered its wings and flew high into the air, and suddenly stopped, and the bird's head turned to make a girlish voice, "Don't pull my hair." ”

Wei Zhan smiled embarrassedly: "It's windy above, I'm afraid of heights." ”

Not long after, the bluebird began to accelerate and fly over the East China Sea, a huge whirlpool appeared in the sky, and the bluebird rushed into it at great speed, and the sky was calm.

At a national meteorological observation station, a staff member in front of a computer rubbed his eyes, and secretly said that he was hallucinating, too tired, and asked for a leave tomorrow.

Through the whirlpool, Wei Zhan seemed to have entered a beautiful world, the eyes were not enough to see, the fairy beasts were running, the ancient trees were towering, the fairy islands were suspended, the palace groups were dotted on it, and there were three thousand waterfalls, hanging in the air.

Wei Zhan was dazzled and said, "Is this Heavenly Court?" ”

Blue Bird smiled: "This is Penglai, and it is the only way to enter the Immortal Palace." ”

The blue bird rushed towards the white pillar of heaven, and his body began to rise uncontrollably, and Wei Zhan felt as if he had experienced world after world, and did not stop until he entered the ninth world.

Wei asked puzzledly, "Sister Bluebird, how do I think time has stopped nine times." ”

The blue bird explained with a smile: "We just flew from the First Heaven to the Nine Heavens, and each Heaven is a world, and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother lie high in the Nine Heavens. ”

Wei Zhan tilted his head, thought of one thing, and asked: "Are the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother husband and wife, it is rumored that the Queen Mother of the West is condensed by innate yin qi, the head of the female immortals, in charge of Kunlun Immortal Mountain, and the Jade Emperor are just colleagues. ”

The blue bird replied sternly: "The world likes to follow the association at will, and the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother are indeed husband and wife, and before the Jade Emperor became the Lord of the Heavenly Realm, he and the Queen Mother were companions. As for Kunlun Immortal Island, it is a fairy garden, and the seven princesses live there. My sister chatted with you very happily, remember to go to Kunlun Mountain to play with me, go, I promise to make you not want to come back. Okay, silence, it's here, the laws of heaven are strict, you have to be careful not to make mistakes. ”

Wei Zhan appeared out of thin air on a floating island, and the bluebird waved its wings and flew into the sky.

Tai Bai Xing was waiting for Wei Zhan with a smile, and said: "Then, this is your waist card, the fairy world is very big, don't get lost, the waist card can bring you back." ”

Tai Bai Xing waved the dust casually, Wei Zhan had an extra silver token in his hand, he warmed his hand, and carried it in his hand, his mind was much clearer, and he felt that people had become smarter.

A fairy behind Taibai, holding a treasure box, handed it to Wei Zhan.

Taibai stroked his beard and smiled: "Open it and take a look." ”

As soon as Wei Zhan opened it, the contents of the treasure box flew out and attached to Wei Zhan's body, Wei Zhan's body was automatically wearing a silver helmet and silver armor, and there was a scarlet cloak on his back, which was extremely majestic.

Holding a spear, it swings with the sound of breaking wind.

Wei Zhan looked at his dress, why did he look so familiar? Isn't this the dress up of those cannon fodder soldiers in mythological TV series?

After doing it for a long time, the night watchman of Asgard Palace is a heavenly soldier, which made me excited for a long time.

Taibai looked at Wei Zhanqing a little depressed, and knocked on his head with a whisk: "The little guy is not satisfied, don't you, be down-to-earth, your sixth ancestor Wei Qian started from the ghost, don't think about ascending to the sky in one step." ”

Wei Zhan said in surprise: "I still have an ancestor in the underworld." ”

Then I'm not a proper second generation of immortals, what is the second generation of rich and the second generation of officials are weak, am I still the second generation of ghosts?

"Taibai, this is the new Wei Zhan, right?" A middle-aged man with a crown of Jin Xian got off a black leopard.

The middle-aged man patted the panther on the head, and the panther lay on it meekly like a kitten.

Taibai pointed at the middle-aged man and said, "If you don't meet Wuqu Xingjun yet, you will be in his charge in the future." ”

Wei Zhan said secretly, this is the legendary Wuqu Xingjun, and said: "Wei Zhan visited Xingjun, has Xingjun eaten." ”

Wei Zhan said smoothly below, Chinese and people say hello, the first sentence is you have not eaten. It's like the British greeting people, and the first thing is that the weather is good.

Wuqu Xingjun was stunned for a moment, and said: "Immortals don't eat grains, but I occasionally satisfy my cravings, why do you want to invite me to dinner, there is no Fan Lou in the heavenly realm." ”

Wei Zhan said secretly, how long has it been since Wuqu Xingjun went to the lower realm, Fan Lou, it is a very ancient name when you hear it.

In fact, celestial beings are not allowed to go to the mortal world at will, and many immortals have not been in the lower realm for hundreds of years, and their memories of the mortal world are still stuck in a few hundred years ago.

Wuqu Xingjun nodded at Taibai, put his hand on Wei Zhan's shoulder, flew away from Xiandao, and flew towards another Xiandao, as if taking care of Wei Zhan, Wuqu Xingjun flew very slowly.

Wuqu Xingjun is an old handsome guy, he pays attention to his appearance, and although he flies in the sky, he still maintains his demeanor.

Wei Zhan was a little suspicious, and said, "Why doesn't Xingjun teleport over directly, but fly slowly." ”

Wuqu Xingjun turned his head and smiled, and said: "The Immortal Palace is not allowed to use spells at will, you can only fly with your physical body, that's why let the blue bird pick you up, if you like excitement, when you finish your shift, I will take you to Tianhe to play, it's very exciting." ”

Wei Zhan felt a trace of something bad from Wu Qu Xingjun's narrow eyes.

Two people landed on the grass, and two petite, one-eyed, three-tailed, tanuki-like fairy beasts were playing on the ground.

Wuqu Xingjun touched the head of the immortal beast and said, "This is a cry that can imitate hundreds of animals, it's very interesting. I want to give you one. ”

Wei Zhan secretly said that the immortals really know how to play, and it seems that the immortals are also quite lonely. Hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Thank you Xingjun, no need, this thing is too noisy, and there is no place to put it when you take it back." ”

"Whew......"

The tiger's voice suddenly appeared, Wei Zhan was startled, and when he looked down, it turned out to be a joke, and this little thing was waving his paws at Wei Zhan with an indignant face.

Wuqu Xingjun stood aside with his hands and said, "The little guy is angry, don't run quickly, he will start a fire in a while, and you will suffer it." ”