In the midst of laughter, I ended my stand-up comedy, and the big men in the audience were very happy.

I bowed and walked to the stage, took off my coat and changed into a suit. Continuing to preside over the party, the whole venue was filled with joy and smiling faces.

Unlike the singing and dancing on our side, the people on the black web are very dull. Although it was a big year, everyone was immersed in the grief of losing a close comrade-in-arms. Everyone is a comrade-in-arms who comes and goes in the wind and rain, and the loss of one of them feels like a knife.

The woman named Sister Li knelt beside her companion's corpse and her tears couldn't stop falling, this time they were completely yin by me. I didn't expect that I would plant a bomb in my car, and I didn't expect that I would dare to detonate a bomb. This deal is already full of loopholes, and if I wasn't completely sure that they wouldn't be able to detonate the bomb, I wouldn't have dared to play like this.

Sister Li dug a pit and buried her comrades-in-arms, took out the walkie-talkie within the organization and contacted her superiors: "The mission failed!" One person lost! Ask for help! ”

A soft female voice came over the intercom, and if I had been there, I would have been able to tell that this was the woman who had bad intentions for me at the bar that day.

Sister Li asked, "What should I do?" ”

"Lurk! Wait for your chance! The woman arranged, and there was not a trace of emotional fluctuation in her voice.

Sister Li immediately closed the line and commanded: "Disperse and break through, lurk in the imperial capital, no one is allowed to act privately to expose the target!" ”

"Yes!" These people are no different from soldiers, military orders are like mountains, and orders are forbidden.

The mysterious woman put down the walkie-talkie and muttered, "Yang Mengmeng? I've really become a fierce rival! ”

"Come on! Come! Come! Brothers! After drinking this cup, there is one more cup! Dry! I stood on the stage and picked up a big bowl and shouted, the art show should not be able to satisfy this wild man, and finally the show was not performed, everyone directly raised the bowl and began to face it, even Xue Xuening was poured several bowls, thanks to my witty preparation of several large barrels of rice wine for ladies to drink, the low degree is like a drink, otherwise these two girls will definitely have to be put down in this deep land.

At the end of the drink, everyone doesn't care who it is, just pick up the bowl and drink. Especially the wine bags and rice bags represented by Su Qianqian, they gave full play to the huge advantage of their appetite and killed a lot of my elites, even if we organized a heroic counterattack, it was to no avail, and they were all put down by Su Xiqian with a big bowl, I am really convinced! I've never seen anyone who can pass Susie head-on when it comes to drinking!

As the host, although I was a little dizzy, I still didn't forget my duty - to stir up the atmosphere: "Come on, come on, drink this cup!" And three more! ”

My aunt grabbed my ear: "Who gave you the right to make fun of the alcohol abstinence?" ”

I smiled, "Don't worry about these details!" Man! The most important thing is to be happy, do you want me to eat a bowl of noodles for you? ”

My aunt looked at the back of my head and said, "Hey! Play TVB jokes with me? Let me tell you, I know Shao Liuye! The sixth master came to Huaxia to donate money for education, and I found someone to do it! Do you need the sixth master to find you at night? ”

I hurriedly shook my head: "Don't make trouble!" Let the sixth master live a good life over there! What the hell do you want to do? ”

"Teach you a lesson! Look at your virtue! It's like a second-rate child! In the imperial capital, I am your own mother! I have to educate you for my big brother! "My aunt said sternly.

"Stop! My parents didn't care about me since I was a child! I lived on the streets at the age of nine as a gangster, at the age of fourteen mixed with the underground society, at the age of sixteen I became the chairman of the Black Dragon Group, at the age of seventeen I retired to the rivers and lakes, at the age of twenty-six I am still a good man, I understand your kindness! I still have to call my parents to say New Year's greetings! I laughed.

"! I don't want to see you" Suddenly she hesitated and asked, "Are you okay with your father?" ”

"Uh--good! Eat well, drink well, sleep well! You don't have to worry about martial arts, he beats me rich, and it's not much different from you! Hey, hey, hey! Don't worry about it, my mom can slap you over! Before I left, my mother showed me, stretching out your hand to become a wind, the martial god is a great success, I don't know if you have reached it? I said with a smile.

"You didn't lie to me?" My aunt said in surprise.

I thought for a moment and said, "I remember I told you, right?" Absolutely true! It's more real than diamonds! Whoever has the biggest fist in my family has the final say, so my dad doesn't have any status in my family - after all, I have a big move: summon my mother. ”

"Leave it all to you! That's right! Give me a written report tomorrow, and give me a complete report on the causes and consequences of this operation, the analysis of combat power, and the follow-up impact! The military department attaches great importance to this matter, and several generals have expressed their continued attention, you have now entered the field of vision of the high-level, and you are no longer a pheasant major general with only a name! It can be regarded as a blessing in disguise! Auntie said.

I was puzzled and asked, "So what?" ”

"So you need to be serious now! You're my spokesperson now, you know? In the eyes of the other generals of the military department, you have been branded as the Yang faction! Now you and I are already a community of interests! The aunt continued.

"Is anyone still staring at me?" I asked.

The aunt deserves it: "Of course! Now they're all staring at you! Do you think the successor of the first general of the imperial capital is so good? If I retire, my position is yours! They want to have their eyes on you, and if you make the slightest mistake, you will be labeled as a big hat. Thanks to Professor Qin's father and daughter this time being safe and sound, the six doors have suffered another dark loss, otherwise you will definitely be demoted! ”

"Hey! Isn't this major general a consolation prize? How did it become so important again? I asked.

My aunt shrugged her shoulders and said helplessly: "I used to be alone, and if I have no desire, do I just understand?" I don't have my own faction, I don't have my own successor, and I don't have the next generation, so these people don't have an excuse to attack me - it's different if you appear, and if you hit you, you hit me. So get ready, teenager! ”

What is this called? This is a calamity without a reason!

People are harmless to the tiger, the tiger is harmful to the heart, not to the tiger is harmless, people have the heart to eat the tiger! How good am I to be my major general? Why do you have to push me to the brink of extinction? Isn't this forcing me to fight back against the gods?

I said goodbye to my aunt and squatted in the corner to call my father: "Hey? Dad! ”

"Son! What's wrong with the lack of money? I'm missing it too! Your mother is so tight on money that I don't even have the money to buy cigarettes! You ask your mom for it! Daddy said bitterly.

"How's it going?" I asked.

Dad said indifferently: "What else?" Isn't it like this every year? ”

I snorted and said, "Dad, I'll go back to the Northeast after I finish dealing with this mess!" Don't go! ”

Dad said disdainfully: "What are you doing? Learn from our old couple nesting in the ravine? A good man is ambitious in all directions, and you don't have to worry about it at home! You can deal with that black net yourself, your mother and I don't have to worry about you, I killed two sneaky guys a few years ago, and by the way, I searched for souls, do I need to tell you where their base is? ”

"Holy! Are you so powerful? Soul searching, will you too? I asked.

Daddy said, "I wouldn't have been, your mother taught me - she seems to know a lot of this kind of mess, but she doesn't like this kind of dirty work!" No way, the number one in our family is your mother! (To be continued.) )