"Brothers! Sisters! Guotai Min'an ode to Qiankun, Zhang Lantern New Year's greetings! Today we gather together to spend our Spring Festival together! I recited with emotion, how serious and upright that look is, it looks like the host of the imperial court!

Xue Xuening stood beside me and looked at the hand card and said: "At this moment of saying goodbye to the old and welcoming the new, first of all, we want to express our gratitude to the people of all ethnic groups across the country——"

Nalan Mingmei continued: "To the compatriots of the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region, to the compatriots of the Menao Special Administrative Region-"

Qin Hanlei continued: "To the compatriots in Wantai, overseas Chinese, and friends from all over the world, I would like to say a word-"

The four of them said aloud at the same time: "New Year's greetings!" ”

There was sparse applause from the audience, and my aunt took the lead in shouting: "Hey! Yang Mengmeng, you really want to make this party a Spring Festival Gala! Stop this formalism! ”

I reluctantly smiled and said, "Okay! Then we'll dry it! Go straight to the show! Next, please enjoy the program brought to us by the Imperial Capital Women's Troupe! ”

My aunt trembled angrily: "Good boy! Playing Gazette for Personal Vendetta? ”

I happily said: "Even the host dares to offend? How? If you dare to come, you have to follow the rules! Hurry up, you can't play a penalty for drinking! ”

As soon as my words fell, the wrestlers of the Black Dragon Guard brought over a large Weng rice wine, and I said with a smile: "Jiangsu and Zhejiang aging, aging Huadiao!" Healthy and beautiful, worth having! Don't show it! One bowl per person! ”

A group of big men coaxed: "Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! ”

I fired the first shot, so these veterans didn't care that the leader of the women's army was their direct leader, and they coaxed one after another.

My aunt's face remained unchanged, calm and calm, and she deserved to be the first general of the imperial capital. She thought for a moment and said, "Hua Rong! Go for a dance! Don't all parties have to have an opening dance? Blow them up! ”

As soon as my aunt's words fell, a tall and slender beauty walked out of the women's army, and sure enough, she was mixed with her aunt and was a beauty! The long-legged beauty walks like a flutter, and her smile is full of fairy energy, which is definitely the effect that can only be achieved by perennial temperament cultivation.

Aunt Longlegs smiled and said, "Bring me music!" I'm going to bring you a dance of the thrill! ”

"Lao Ding! Put "The Amazing Side"! "I'm not kind, Lao Ding is really an old fritter, the foundation of the DJ has not been forgotten, within five seconds, the melodious music sounded, and Xu Gao's resentful singing voice was released from the big speaker.

The long-legged aunt was stunned for a moment, then smiled slightly, and gave a salute, and threw off her sleeves to turn into a light blue water sleeve. She was weak and boneless on the stage to the rhythm of the music, and her long sleeves seemed to become a part of her body, drawing a graceful arc in the air, like the waves of the sea, layer after layer, pushing over and pulling back, beautiful.

"Good!" A bunch of stupid soldiers were stunned! The temperament of the military camp is absolutely masculine, and this kind of tender dance makes these soldiers directly stunned. The stingy buddy pushed the brother of the black dragon guard next to him fiercely: "Hey! Slobber! Slobber! ”

Heilongwei came back to his senses and wiped his saliva and said, "Hehe, the mutton is so fragrant!" It's so fragrant! ”

"That--the sheep hasn't been killed yet," said the young thorn weakly.

Heilongwei said embarrassedly: "Come on, come on, drink, drink!" After this glass of wine, we are friends in this life!

A shocking song, tender like water, directly penetrated these soldiers! After the two groups of people watched the beauties together, the comradeship became deeper, and it was quite a matter of cooking wine and talking about heroes.

After the music ended, the long-legged aunt floated down after making an ancient magic blessing, and the aunt shouted underground: "Yang Mengmeng! Come on! Yang Mengmeng! Come on! ”

Get you back! Chi Guoguo's revenge! One shouted, and a group of people shouted along!

"Yang Mengmeng! Come on! The roar resounded through the mountains.

O cry of the masses! These bastards! If I don't pour down two today, I don't have the surname Yang!

I smiled and said, "Okay, good!" Next, I'll give you a stand-up comedy! "Give me a minute to change my clothes!

After saying that, I swooped to the back of the stage and put on a coat! Thanks to my preparation, you must know that these soldiers are not kind! It's definitely going to force me to act, so I've been ready for it for a long time!

After changing into the coat, I felt a sense of joy no matter how I looked at it, and I fixed my hairstyle with Moss, and grabbed the hairstyle into a hedgehog-like root.

A table has been set up on the stage, and there are shocking wood, fans and rags on the table. If nothing else, the equipment must be complete.

"Storytelling, singing, and persuading people, the three main roads go to the center.

Good and evil will be rewarded in the end, and the right way in the world will be snapped! It's vicissitudes! ”

I dragged out a long note and beat the wood.

Nalan Mingmei secretly asked Xue Xue Ning: "Sister Xue Ning, does our husband still have this skill?" ”

Xue Xue Ning said: "I don't know about this!" He had already graduated from college when I met him! Didn't you know him before I did, you didn't even know? ”

Nalan Akemi shook her head: "I know he can sing, dance, play the guitar, and play the piano, but I really don't know if he can talk about cross talk."

The two of them looked at each other and smiled, and they both turned their soft eyes to me.

I continued, "What is Ben Young Man doing today? Right! Say cross talk! As for cross talk, pay attention to four homework! Which four? Eat and drink women's tickets! Sometimes, if we have less income, we can go without eating or drinking."

"Don't eat or drink? All the female tickets left? Hahaha! ”

"Interesting!"

"Shh~~!"

"So! We say that cross talk is very tired, and it is easy to have a bad waist! I added.

"Shh This time the gang understood, and a bunch of old rascals chimed in and booed.

My aunt's sisters turned red when they heard my straightforward and connotative jokes, and they all asked their aunts: "Sister Caixia, your nephew is too"

My aunt bowed her head and said, "Blame me!" No education is good! ”

I got carried away and continued: "As the supreme commander of the command, I always receive complaints from the soldiers, saying that the living conditions cannot be improved, and the spiritual civilization cannot keep up. I'm not happy about that! Doesn't that mean I'm not doing my job properly? I asked him, what's going on? The soldier said to me, "Boss Yang, I don't believe you, go and see!" The base practice room is full every day! Just look at what a song is at the top of the on-demand charts. ”

I pretended to be puzzled and continued, "I wonder too! Isn't it nice to sing? You can vent and breathe at the same time! In the end, as soon as I entered, I found that a group of people were all singing a song - "Wukong"! ”

Doubts about the people below? "Wukong"? That's a good song! It can not only reflect the high-spirited spirit, but also be majestic and heroic, reflecting the spirit of Sun Wukong and the spirit of fighting between heaven and earth.

"At first, I thought it was fine! But I listened to it for a while before I came back to my senses, and the hardest thing everyone sang was-I want to! What is the use of this iron rod? "I paused for two seconds to leave the audience blank and let them savor it.

"What do I want this iron rod for? Pontil? What is it for? it! ”

"Hahaha! What do I want this iron rod for? ”

"Made! What's the use? ”

"It's useless!"

"I'll go!"

Aunt Huangfu looked at her aunt with a smile and said, "Caixia, this really has to be taken care of!" ”

My aunt said with a pale face: "It's time to take care of it!" ”

Standing on the stage, I didn't know what the witch aunt was thinking, and continued to tell the soldiers one interesting and more connotative joke after another. (To be continued.) )