The great philosopher described the first time: After a short period of pain, there is a pleasant and smooth road, and finally a full harvest.

Lin Dong's first red carpet experience was so cheating from beginning to end, not pleasant at all, and it may even become an indelible black history of life.

After walking on the red carpet, out of the range of the camera's long guns and short guns, the two teases in casual suits bounced off instantly, pointing at each other at the same time very tacitly, "It's all your fault!" ”

"Hahaha!" A familiar aunt laughed, the stupid and cute IU held her belly, laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, and finally saw a funny person who was stupider than herself, this world is so beautiful.

"Li Zhien, you are everywhere. Are you unlucky, who specializes in following OPPA and affecting your luck? ”

Lin Dong stretched out his big hand and rubbed IU's head for a while. The little princess in a beautiful dress immediately changed into a unique hairstyle.

"Yikes!" The jubilant IU was instantly pulled into the comic queue, and angrily slapped Lin Dong's big hand away, "Bad guy oppa!" I'm not a kid anymore, don't rub my head anymore. ”

As soon as the words fell, another jade hand landed on the top of IU's head, and Han Enjing rubbed it a few times affectionately, "IU, let's go in, don't care about that villain." ”

"Hmmm! I've been waiting here for Ernie for a long time, so let's go in and find a big meal. "The cute little IU completely forgot the bold words he said a few seconds ago, and the legend says that the little goldfish only has a memory of seven seconds.

A little princess-like lady dress, holding the powerful arms of a white-haired suit, pacing side by side and walking in. Such a beautiful picture is a good match, but it brought 10,000 tons of harm to Lin Dong. Xiao IU holding Han Enjing is a good match, so what is the picture of Han Enjing holding Dong Ge on the red carpet, is it a disaster?

"Lin Dong, don't be stunned. Let's go in too. IU's monkey-shaped agent patted Lin Dong on the shoulder.

"Oh. Brother Monkey, why are you here? Lin Dong didn't remember the name of this agent at all, but he only remembered this monkey face deeply.

Brother Monkey doesn't mind, he has been called used to it since he was a child, "Can you be professional, in "Dream-High", IU is one of the female protagonists with a heavy role. ”

"Starring? With her cute and cute expression, what acting skills can she have. ”

"You really should have a good grasp of professional skills, "Dream-High" as the name suggests, Dream Chasing High School, 100% original idol drama. Except for the male protagonist Kim so-hyun and the female number two Han Eun-jung, all the other newcomers, the female protagonist Bae so-ji, is a little doll who has just debuted more than a year younger than IU. ”

"I understand in seconds, it's a bad movie with vases piling up and fooling fans." Lin Dong realized again, it turns out that the so-called fan economy is played like this.

"I can't say that, although the ratings are not high, it should be no problem to protect the capital, and it can be regarded as a successful idol drama. And our IU's acting skills are also very good, especially after you mention it. ”

"What? What does it have to do with me? ”

"The last time I was at the interview venue of "Sunshine Sisters", after being scolded by you, IU worked hard to practice her acting skills. We IU are such people who come out stronger after every failure. Just like when I was a trainee before, after experiencing countless defeats, eliminations, and cheating......"

"Stop, stop! I have amnesia, and I don't want to mention it. Lin Dong's face was flushed by Brother Monkey's words, as if he was really a vicious villain.

Loen's company seems to be quite good, the stupid and cute IU has no scheming, and if you do your own strength in "Heroes and Heroes", you can hold the camera and not be edited; started filming TV series as one of the leading actresses; Not to mention the songs, the slaughter chart of "Good Day" is simply ruthless.

Compared with the abnormal human-centered CCM, there is an all-round gap.

"Brother Monkey, is there a way to connect the world line to help the brothers get off the red carpet in harmony?" Lin Dong was in a hurry to seek medical treatment, and he grabbed an old driver and asked for directions.

"Why harmony? There is nothing wrong with Enjing's performance, she is cold and handsome, which is very in line with her original positioning. The reaction of fans just now shows that she is very popular. ”

"Don't make a fuss, won't there be a scandal just like that? And it's me who is in trouble, and I want to harmonize the part about me. ”

"Find a place to sit down and talk while you eat. This dance party is organized by JYP and Keyeast to promote new people, and it has nothing to do with us, and there is still a lot of time to chat. ”

Lin Dong looked around and understood again. Western-style balls, which sound lofty, are actually backward things and not scientific at all. It's just a game of grabbing a stool, dancing when the music starts, scrambling for a few seats when the music stops, and standing up if you can't grab it.

Brother Monkey's meaning is obvious, when will there be a place to sit down.

Lin Dong had a request for help, so he had to admit it, staring at the big kryptonite dog's eyes and looking around, looking for a gap to grab a seat and occupy the pit.

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"Ding, ding, ding!"

A crisp sound of knocking on the cup came from the rostrum. It seems that the gorilla that has not fully evolved has made its debut, and it is really a bit like watching a monkey show.

"Ladies and gentlemen, good evening! First of all, I wish you all a good mood on this enchanting evening, Brabra ......"

A lot of nonsense gushing out of even if you have heard it, and forget it after watching it, it is worthy of being the guy with the highest copyright income in Korean songs, and he writes a lot of saliva songs, and his spitting skills are also very proficient.

The on the dance floor are all in place, listening to the gorilla's nonsense politely. It was even more difficult for Lin Dong to find a seat, so he had to sneak to the buffet table and start foraging. There was only such a strange person as Lin Dong in the audience who had his back to the rostrum, and the limited roast Korean beef had no competitors at all, and it was a pleasure to eat.

After the gorilla finished speaking, Keyeast's boss Bae Yongjun relayed. Boss Pei is a person who can die without glasses. When you wear glasses, you look like a male god, and you are definitely a passerby without glasses. No matter which one it is, it looks much better than a gorilla, but it can't change the characteristics of grinding, and it's Brabra's nonsense.

Suddenly, the lights of the entire venue went out and it was pitch black.

"Damn!" Lin Dong's chopsticks almost stabbed him in the nose, "Grass mud horse, don't come to Lotte to rush to the big head ghost if you don't have the money to pay the electricity bill......"

"Poof! Ahem, ahem! The sound of liquid spraying sounded, and Lin Dong's face was full of wetness.

"Who is so immoral!"

Lin Dong was furious, dropped his chopsticks and danced in the darkness with both hands, trying to catch the murderer who sprayed his face. And then......

"Smack!" "Smack!" Two crisp sounds, two chasing lights hit the entrance of the hall, and the male and female leading actors Kim so-hyun and Bae so-ji appeared hand in hand.

But what about Lin Dongmao? Don't look at them with your eyes, they are so desperate and crazy by the company regardless of the cost, and they can still be popular if they change people, what is there to be proud of.

And Dong Ge is facing a major event related to life and death, and he has no time to pay attention to those vases living in idol dramas.

"How long are you going to catch it?" A suppressed female voice sounded, mixed with monstrous anger.

Yes, Lin Dong is in trouble again. He grabbed the squirting murderer and missed two words, chest. Full name: "Murderer's Chest".

In the dark venue, there are only two chasing lights, which is naturally not enough to see the appearance of the "chest disciple". But this feel can't deceive people, a series of touches such as shape and size, elasticity coefficient, height difference and so on are fed back from the palm, and the murderer should be a woman who is not short in height and in shape.

"I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person."

Lin Dong put down a stupid sentence that he didn't know how to understand, and fled in embarrassment while it was pitch black.

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Soon after, the lights came on again, dancing the dance, blowing the water, as if nothing had happened.

Lin Dong hid by the window, pretending to look at the vista very much, but in fact, he just didn't want others to see his face. If there is a regret medicine sold in this world, Lin Dong will definitely buy a few tons as soon as possible in case of emergency. Tonight's terrible dance party is full of murderous intent, and it is completely incompatible.

"Bad guy oppa, what are you doing?"

Lin Dong couldn't explain what stupid thing he was doing, "IU, how did you find me in this vast sea of people." ”

"It's hard to recognize you by the window alone, with your back to the crowd." Little IU rolled her eyes, thinking that this villain oppa was stupid tonight.

"This, this ......" Lin Dong also felt very stupid. The tall dance party, just like encountering a map when playing a game, reduces all the attribute values of Dong Ge to the lowest point.

IU took Lin Dong's big hand and left, so as not to waste time, "Come on, introduce the two Chinese Ernie to you." (To be continued.) )