Chapter 49: The Demon
Countless vivid and vivid examples show that when it comes to cutting in line to occupy a seat, it is not aimed at anyone, male paper is really far inferior to girl paper, especially beautiful cute girls.
Han Enjing just stood quietly and coolly on the edge of the booth, and the passer-by in the suit and leather shoes retreated.
When Lin Dong was dragged to the scene of the incident, several girls were already chatting happily, and there was a monkey-shaped agent squatting next to him to transport food back and forth from the dining table. Comfortable and comfortable, calm and calm, a capital word.
"This is Lin Dong oppa from China, he is a very powerful person, you can get to know him." Han Enjing didn't know how to describe Lin Dong's deeds, so he had to summarize it as a powerful word.
"Anne Aseyo, we are JYP's miss-a Smecta ......"
"Stop, I'm not interested in meeting any misses, ABC." Something that should be worth looking forward to when you meet your old acquaintance in a foreign country; But introducing himself in Korean made Lin Dong's enthusiasm cool down instantly.
For JYP, Lin Dong is a clear car and horse, and he doesn't like it at all.
JYP's artists attended the event and thanked JYP for thanking Park Jin-young, but they switched jobs. This company bills itself as the most humane entertainment company in South Korea; But the artist has never been protected since the accident.
Poor treatment, weak welfare, unable to retain people, can be called a talent output pool; What's even more excessive is that JYP also requires artists to tout the company outside, flaunting it as the conscience of the industry, the most humane, and so on. It's simply "a watch and a memorial arch".
The three major brokerage companies of kimchi, S.M and Y.G, are all open to buy and sell, the former talks about appearance, and the latter relies on strength. The three most basic JYPs are playing humanistic care, and it is JYP for artists to open and close their mouths in public, which is really unappetizing.
The two Chinese girls were a little eye-catching, and quickly changed to Chinese.
"Hello! I am Wang feifei" "I am Meng Jia"
"Nice to meet you!"
The first impression is really important, and the untimely self-introduction is instantly a fan turner, "Just now Eun Jing said that I am Chinese, and you also introduce yourself in Korean." The disease was cured. ”
"I'm sorry!"
"You don't have to apologize to me, just make me nervous. When I was a girl at S.M, I saw that Chinese people introduced themselves in standard Mandarin. And you introduce yourself to your fellow countrymen in Korean? Have you been brainwashed by JYP? ”
Fei and Jia looked at each other, speechless.
"Bad guy oppa, what bad things are you doing again?" iu was once eliminated by JYP, but he didn't have any ill feelings towards JYP artists, and jumped out to hug the fight. It doesn't matter if you can't understand Chinese, it must be the fault of the bad guy oppa.
Lin Dong scratched his head embarrassedly, as if he had gone too far. The two girls were innocent and innocent, all because this hellish dance party made Lin Dong feel bad, "Anyway, what are we doing at this ball?" Eat and drink, and leave when you're done? ”
Switching back to the Korean channel, the atmosphere has been slightly improved.
Brother Enjing, who debuted as a child star, finally has the right to speak, "Judging from past experience, I'm afraid that this time we are really here to make soy sauce, and we will leave after sitting for a while." ”
"Why?"
"The dance party co-organized by JYP and keyeast is first to show off the results of the first collaboration with artists, and secondly, to bring in some more partners to do it together. But only me and IU were invited, and the president was not invited. Obviously, I don't want CCM and Loen to get involved, for fear of being robbed of the dominance. ”
Han Enjing concluded her speech based on years of experience on the set, which is quite professional; Equipped with a "handsome" neutral dress, the domineering president Fan is so handsome that he doesn't want it.
"Eun Jing oppa, you are so handsome." IU held Han Enjing's arm, and her eyes were full of small stars.
The fourth master of the crown fascinated several girls, which made Lin Dong very annoyed, and the white-haired Enjing after the transformation was too hateful, and he didn't give his male compatriots a way to live at all.
"Then what about the two of them, JYP artists, why do they want to squat with us as an audience."
Lin Dong originally intended to raise the bar with the fourth master of the crown, but he once again injured the innocent. Two wild Chinese girls were immediately injured by a combo of 10,000 tons, "I, we ......"
I still don't know what to say for a long time, and I can't just say that we are little transparent, water cooler guardians. The two coercs looked at each other again and were silent.
Han Enjing held the two of them in her arms one by one and comforted them softly, "Now that JYP's strength has been greatly reduced, Xiuzhi is the main one for the time being; But after recovering his vitality, he will definitely praise Chinese artists. You're definitely going to be red. ”
"Yes, even if it's a strip, a roll of toilet paper has its uses......"
"Poof!" The bitter face is still not tightened, and it is broken. Fei and Jia grabbed the snacks on the table and threw them in Lin Dong's face, "You are the toilet paper, you are the Nene!" ”
"Hey, hey, a few smashes will be pretty much the same. Brother Dong went crazy, and even I was afraid of myself. ”
"Smack!" A big cake is in the middle of Lin Dong's face, from the hand of IU, "Bad guy oppa, ahaha~~"
The inexplicable cake war started, and a few comics that were supposed to be playing soy sauce suddenly became the focus of the audience. Especially the young people are very hot, after all, the few people who fight against Lin Dong are all beautiful women.
"Several, let's play with us."
A few people in suits and leather shoes entered the riot, and the person who took the lead was actually in the same style as Enjing, but the chest muscles were far apart, so they could distinguish the gender.
The girls got up to say hello, and it turned out that this gang of Sao Nian was a group called 2pm, a strange name.
Lin Dong didn't know how to bird them, sat in place, and asked Han Enjing, "Are you an acquaintance?" It's the same look as you. ”
"Count it as acquaintance, I made a cameo appearance in "Dream-High" for about ten seconds. Well, it was taken with IU. "The fourth master of the crown, as a female paper with a black belt of three paragraphs, has no good impression of the pseudo-mother, and even hates it quite a lot. There are only a few seconds of footage, but I run to the crew every day to pick up my sister, and I don't hate it.
“iu?”
Meng Meng nodded timidly, and then hid beside Han Enjing.
Lin Dong understood in seconds, this girl's 2pm is the existence of gods and ghosts, "After greeting and fighting, where are you going back and forth, don't block the air circulation." ”
The pseudo-mother pinched her orchid finger and pointed at Lin Dong and sprayed, "Which company's little artist are you?" When you see your seniors, don't you know how to bow and give up your seat? ”
"Entertainer?" Lin Dong looked down at his dress, and he really looked a little star, "Which company has something to do with you." You're not welcome here, fuck off. ”
The pseudo-mother, who has been beautiful all her life, was ignored like this, and she was suddenly so angry that her face was flushed, and she was even more motherly.
"Senior, sit here." Fei stood up and sat next to Lin Dong and gave up his original position. Although he is older than 2pm, he has no human rights when he debuts late.
The pseudo-mother was really unkind, and squatted down with a butt.
Han Enjing, who was originally sitting with Fei, suddenly felt bad. The fourth master of the crown not only hates pseudo-mothers, but also has a habit of cleanliness, and is most annoyed by the strong perfume that smokes people to death.
Han Enjing hurriedly followed Fei's steps and jumped onto the sofa on Lin Dong's side, followed closely by IU and Jia.
In the end, Lin Dong, who was originally a single sofa, squeezed four girls around him, which made the 2pm people who successfully grabbed the seat even more hot.
"Eun Jing Xi, do you want to go out for a dance?" The pseudo-mother sat for less than a few seconds, and then jumped up and invited to dance, why is this Nima still grabbing a seat.
"No, thank you." Han Enjing, no matter her facial expressions or body movements, is full of resistance.
"It's a long night, let's play together, it's better to dance with me than to accompany this ugly bastard."
"Smack!" Lin Dong accurately hit the pseudo-lady in the face with a powerful cake projection, "We were just playing a cake war, since you must sit down and participate, then it will be your fulfillment." In addition, a man with a handle should look like me, only a Thai ladyboy will look like a pseudo-girl. ”
The pseudo-mother wiped the cake off her face, "Ah! He shouted and made a kickboxing forward kick in style, and then he flew out upside down.
"Everyone has seen it, it's this pseudo-lady who did it first, uh no, she moved her feet first. He didn't fly out on his own, don't want to touch the porcelain to blackmail the medical bills. Lin Dong shrugged and explained bluntly.
"Oppa, let's go back, it's almost time to show up tonight." Han Enjing has been in this circle since she was a child, and she knows very well the truth of accepting it when she sees it.
"Then let's go, anyway, I don't want to stay in this shitty place for a moment, it's full of scum." Lin Dong thought of his dragon claw hand being indecent, and staying at the scene for one more minute would give him a better chance of being recognized by the victim.
"IU, let's go together."
"Hmm!"
A few teases discussed as if no one was around, and then they really turned around and left. Let the onlookers admire, leave after the fight, connoisseur.
"Ahh
The onlookers suddenly shouted, and before Lin Dong could figure out what it meant, his head suffered a "bang!" "A bang.
was shot in the head by a wine bottle, and the glass slag shattered to the ground, and it was impossible to tell whether it was blood or the liquid of red wine that stained Lin Dong red.
"Damn!" hurt people in the back, and happened to hit the place where he had been shot, Lin Dong was completely angry this time.
In three or two steps, he rushed to the puppet mother's body, "Smack!" Syllable! Syllable! "Forehand backhand, slow-motion replay serial slap slap to whipped him into a pig's head.
"Wow wow! Ahhh The onlookers exclaimed loudly as if they had been beaten with chicken blood, it was worth it to be able to see a real person PK on an occasion like a cocktail party.
"Grass mud horse, you dead shemale who sells ass, you dare to sneak attack Brother Dong, are you tired of being crooked! Believe it or not, Brother Dong beat you to a pig's head. ”
The onlookers said in their hearts, this is already a pig's head, okay.
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't dare anymore, I beg to be spared. ”
"Phew! Bad seeds! ”
Lin Dong threw the pig-headed pseudo-lady aside like a rag, turned around and returned to Han Enjing and IU, "In the future, I will have less contact with that kind of person, I look like a Thai ladyboy, and I know that I am not a good person at a glance." ”
"His nickname is the Little Prince of Thailand." IU raised his hand to report like a good student.
"Dizzy, it's really a shemale. Eun Jing quickly took out the disinfectant in your bag. ”
The fourth master of the crown really obediently took out the disinfectant and wet wipes from his bag, and the equipment for the cleanliness person is complete.
A few commits performed a short skit as if no one was around, which made the audience break their success and burst into laughter. (To be continued.) )