Congratulations to Yue Yunpeng for winning the first place in Happy Comedian! The industry of cross talk is booming! Oh, I was talking about cross talk before I wrote the novel

The off-road vehicle was driving on the high speed, and I sat in the back seat with my cat in my arms and watched the scenery keep reversing.

That's right, neither of us drove a car, so I decided to find a cross-city driver, which should be a new type of industry - the price is really not cheap! Anyway, I spent about 4,000 yuan on this trip -- I had to pay for the passage fee, room and board, and I collapsed several provinces, but more than 4,000 was quite saving.

"Hello? Mother? What for? "I was bored, so I took out my mobile phone and dialed my mother, and the last call seemed to be made half a year ago, so I really didn't think about it, my mother probably didn't have my son, and they were very happy.

She was surprised by my call: "Huh? Son? Why are you trying to make a phone call? Out of money? ”

My tears almost fell, this is my own mother, the first sentence asked me if I had no money, I snorted twice and said, "What about my father?" Don't let him wander around all day long, how good it would be to open a farmhouse! ”

"What's the matter? Say! Don't play false for the old lady! My mother's pungent temper came up again and asked bluntly.

I touched my nose, it seems that my credibility with my mother is not very good: "What, you ask my father to get me something delicious, I am now on the highway and I am expected to be home in four or five hours, you two don't accept me, forget it, if you starve your granddaughter, it's not good, isn't it?" ”

I only heard the sound of a long fall to the ground, probably a water scoop falling: "What? It's only been a few years! You already have children? How old are you? ”

"Stop! Don't take my adopted granddaughter, she looks like a peugeot, you will love it when you see it! I snorted.

My mom doesn't eat this: "You? I can't afford to feed myself, and I still adopt? It's okay for you to deceive others, but you were born by me, and you still want to deceive me? ”

Damn! Sure enough, it's my own mother, I can't deceive her, I know that I am definitely not kind to that point, adopt a child? It's good if I don't go to slaughter the common people! How many orphans I have made in the clubhouse

"You know what I did when I was younger?" I laughed.

"Yes! If your father hadn't stopped me and told you to exercise your manhood, I would have arrested you all over the streets! What's wrong? Something went wrong? My mom asked.

"I made a girl's belly bigger, I didn't know at the time, ah, the girl gave birth to the child, I didn't know until the girl died, the child was sent to me." I explained.

My mom actually believed it! Because she knows I've really mixed up with society! So she really believed this reason!

"Oh, then raise it!" My mother was very calm: "The conditions of our family are okay, and an extra pair of chopsticks is not a big deal, but how old is the child?" ”

"Twelve," I said embarrassedly.

When the water scoop fell again, it was stainless steel

My mother said angrily, "What a sin! I've been honest with your dad all my life, why did I give birth to such a loser like you! The tradition of the old Yang family's generations of loyalty and kindness is broken with you! O iniquity! ”

"Does it make sense? By the way, you asked my dad to clean up and clean up the sanitary conditions of our house, don't scare people! After two days and a week at most, my wife will come to our house, although we are rural, we can't be looked down upon, right? "I remembered that Xue Xuening was here, and I had to give my mother a vaccination, so that I would be shocked when the time came.

Dang Chang, the water scoop fell to the ground for the third time: "What? Daughter-in-law? When did you mix up your daughter-in-law? Where is it at home? How old are you? What about family conditions? ”

I was silent for the water scoop in my heart, and said with a smile: "Your son! If you want to find it, of course, you can't find too bad! I'll get you back a daughter! I'm two years older than me, but I'm a very nice person, family? A little money at home."

My mother couldn't deny it, I guess she didn't believe that in her eyes, her unorthodox son would not be able to find a wife, she was still thinking of the older generation, I don't know that a bad man like me in the 21st century is the most popular?

"What the hell! Mom, I won't talk to you anymore, let your granddaughter talk to you! Then I threw the phone to Meow Mi, and said lightly: "In the future, this is your master, how to spoil me and your long-term meal ticket, you can do it yourself." ”

Meow nodded, took the phone, and shouted sweetly, "Grandma!" I'm Little Lomi! ”

Sure enough, it's a next-generation parent, I heard my mother's laughter across the meow, why didn't she have such a good attitude towards me? I guess my mom wants to hold her granddaughter too! -

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In a farmhouse in Dongsheng Village, Hetai City

A typical rural woman clenched her waist and shouted into the field: "Old man! Don't fiddle with your broken flowers! Hurry up and cook for your son and your granddaughter! Your bastard son has added another bite to the house! ”

The woman's voice was so loud that it spread to the fields like a microphone, and perhaps half the village heard what the woman was shouting—there are no secrets in the countryside, and there are no secrets at all in the big places.

The woman's husband didn't react, but the neighbor came to join in the fun: "Third sister-in-law! Is your family coming back? ”

The woman had a bright smile, brighter than the sun: "That stinky boy! After graduating from college, I will not come back! Except for being able to go home for the New Year, I refuse to come back. This time I guess I'm back to get married! ”

"Xiao Mengmeng is in her twenties, right?" The neighbor asked.

"Twenty-six! It's time to get married, too! Look at Xiao Dan of the old Song family, he got married at the age of eighteen! My sons are in junior high school, right! Meng Meng didn't come back alone, guess who he brought? The woman pretended to be mysterious.

The neighbor replied with a smile: "Take your daughter-in-law?" ”

The woman waved her hand: "He brought me a granddaughter!" Twelve-year-old granddaughter! Oh, my God! This kid has grown up! ”

The neighbor was shocked: "It's still your cute family!" I have children in my teens! ”

The countryside is different from the city, early marriage and early childbearing are absolutely commonplace for rural people, so everyone only wishes my mother.

At this time, an old peasant-like man in the field went to the water tank in the yard to wash his hands, and stood next to the woman: "What are you shouting? Don't you have a cell phone now? Wouldn't it be enough to make a phone call? Didn't your son teach you how to do it? ”

The woman smiled: "My son is back!" Happily! Forgot! Don't grind! Cook and go! Your son has brought his granddaughter back, and his daughter-in-law will have to come in two days, don't let people see the joke! ”

The man also had a smug smile on his face: "How long will it take?" ”

"My son has already entered Beiwei Province, and it is estimated that there are still more than four hours! He came back by car! The woman said triumphantly.

"Third sister-in-law! Your family is amazing! It's all on board! The neighbor exclaimed.

The smile on the woman's face was even better, and she said modestly, "Look at what you said! ”