"Mom! I am back! "I jumped out of the car, the word is very accurate, motherfuck, the chassis of this car is so high!

My mother was directly frightened by my car: "Son? What bad things have you done again? Where did you get the money to buy such an expensive car? ”

I grabbed my mother's hand and said with a smile: "Domestic, not expensive!" Just a few hundred thousand."

My mom gasped: "Hundreds of thousands? Not expensive? Didn't I sue you! It is better for a man to be poor than to buy a conscience! Your dad and I have worked hard all our lives and haven't earned your money for these two cars! ”

"Someone sent it!" I said helplessly, my mother still belongs to the old thinking, and I think that people who make a fortune rely on dirty means to get to the top Although she thinks this is not wrong, but the values have changed, isn't it this year, laughing at poverty and not smiling at prostitutes! A simple person like my mother is probably dying!

My mom was taken aback by me: "Who sent it?" Why do you want to send you hundreds of thousands of cars? What a kindness! ”

"It's not a gift, I can make clothes, you know?" I asked rhetorically.

My mom nodded, "I was very opposed to you learning this nonsense!" Otherwise, how could your smart brain be admitted to a normal university? ”

"I made a dress and sold it to a rich second generation! That dress is worth the money of this car! I said proudly.

"I'm a good girl! The rich second generation doesn't take money as money, and hundreds of thousands of cars are said to be sent? "My mom still felt incredulous.

When I saw it, I took it: "Come on, you should meet your granddaughter!" Mimelome! Get out! Call people! ”

"Grandma!" Miaolemi's body was much lighter than mine, and she jumped out of the car and threw herself into my mother's arms like a bird

"Hey! Good granddaughter! "My mom was so happy she couldn't even see her eyes! Touched Meow Mi's little head with calloused hands, then pointed at my nose and scolded, "Look at you starving my granddaughter!" It's all skinny like this! ”

I wiped a cold sweat, this old lady is too unreasonable! Meow cats eat as much as this body is! She eats more than I do every day! The two of us have to spend more than 100 on raw materials just for a day's food!

At this time, my father came out of the kitchen, hung an apron full of oil smoke, and said with a smile: "The child is back and hurry into the house, don't pestle at the door, it's time to eat!" ”

It's still Daddy's kind! As soon as I got home, I was given something to eat, and I wanted to give my dad a hug with tears in my eyes, and then I was carried away by my dad's shoulder.

"This is my granddaughter, right? Looks really Peugeot! Whatever I want! Daddy laughed.

I'm the only one left messy in the wind, how can I feel that my status has been lowered? Before meowing Mi to become a person, I was the little Yellow Emperor in the family, why do you want to give me this granddaughter, how did the old couple become this face?

Little cabbage, yellow leaves, have a daughter, and have no father

Forget it, I'm not like a cat!

I spitted on the ground, staggered into my yard - my house is not small, the total construction area reaches several thousand square meters, well, the residential area is 90 square meters, and the rest is a nursery greenhouse and vegetable greenhouse

Meow Mi walked into the house surrounded by the old couple, and the old mother settled Meow Mi on the kang - where it used to be my place, I didn't say anything, and the tears couldn't stop flowing, and I couldn't stop flowing down.

My dad quickly filled the table with his hands and feet, and then my mom meowed the food as if she was serving her ancestors

After meowing to Lili Suosuo, my mother began to interrogate me with her arms in her arms: "Say it, confess and be lenient, and let your dad beat you if you resist strictly and don't confess!" ”

I looked at the old lady tremblingly: "You asked!" ”

"Oh, yes, where the hell did the kid come from?" My mom asked, pointing to the meow.

"Won't I sue you? My own! "I said with a heartfelt voice.

My mother smiled contemptuously: "Tease me? Really when your mother is uneducated, your old Yang family has genes, and the twelve generations of single transmission are all sons! I don't believe you can give birth to a daughter. ”

"It's not scientific! We have to believe in science! I argued.

Mom continued to sneer: "Science? My mother graduated from high school! You talk to me about science? Come on, the 90s college students are there! A college student of his time was worth more than a master's degree now, and you talk to him about science. As she spoke, she pointed to my father.

My dad smiled bitterly: "What are you referring to me for?" But son, this child is definitely not your own. ”

I jumped up and said, "What are you two doing here?" One bite at a time is not mine! Don't let this kid stay? ”

"Do you think a man can give birth to a child with cat ears? You really take your dad as two hundred and five! When your father and I were soldiers, we were the top scouts in the whole army, and my ears were true at a glance, how many years have I raised cats," my father said lightly.

These two old goblins! You can see it! Sure enough, the ginger is still old and spicy!

I said helplessly with a smile on my face: "This is the cat I have been raising since I was a child, God knows what medicine I took to become this virtue, so you two must not believe it"

To my surprise, my parents nodded their heads at the same time to understand what was going on.

In the end, it was my mother who solved my doubts: "Although what you said is more outrageous and unscientific, when parents know when their son didn't lie, you are a piece of meat on my body."

No matter how unscientific Mader is, he can't resist the mother-son connection

All in all, this meal is still relatively happy, and my parents are also very accepting of the identity of Meow Mi - pets!

In the end, my mother said solemnly: "By the way, did you mention that you were getting married when you called me in the car just now?" ”

I nodded: "This really didn't lie to you, the girl I met in Jiangzhong City." ”

"What's it called? How big? How's it going at home? Mom asked like a cannon.

I scratched my head: "Her name is Xue Xuening, and at the age of twenty-eight, I know that there are hundreds of millions of family assets, and I don't know how many God knows how much." ”

Daddy and Mom opened their mouths wide, and Mom said in a trance: "Son, you really want to get back a daughter, our small family can't afford to climb it."

I smiled wildly: "Little door? With me here, our Yang family is a top giant! ”

Daddy muttered, "Do you still have to take care of those things?" ”

I didn't know how to answer his question, so I lowered my head and thought for a while: "If you don't see it, you don't care, you can't blame me if you provoke my head, you can't be stepped on when you go back to the Northeast, right?" ”

In the end, my father gave me a supreme instruction: "It's okay to do it, don't kill anyone"